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Just like me, they long to be, close to you.
They want to be close to me. Usually to poop on my head;)

Now if only I could think of something clever to write to go with this picture of my wife receiving some "help" with her needlework project from our pet dove, Ava.

because i have bird seeds on my head.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwfnVH1h_M4
Because I attract people who smell like seagulls.
My hair makes a good nest.
For I am one with nature! ^^
I carry millet seeds in my pocket.
Doesn't everybody?
Just like me, they long to be
Close to you. :)
Because i look like a tree.
I'm a falconer
Because they're haunted by the ghost of Karen Carpenter
the angels got together and desided to create a dream come true...
Because you are "Close to Me". On the day that you were born, the angels........forgot the rest of the words! Nice song!
Because i have the bird food. Cheers
♪♫They want to be close to me♪♫.
seed
Probably because I just had my car washed....it never fails.....I get my car washed and then along comes a seagull with the runs. Damn seagulls. Damn seagull poop.
i bathe in baked bread
Why do stars fall down from the sky every time you walk by?
Just like me, they long to be, close to (someone other then) you!
No offense. I just don't know you that well...
Because they know I just had the car washed..LOL
Possibly because they smell something akin to "road kill"?

Because I work at KFC?
Pheremones.
Because when I fire my shotgun into the tree where they are hiding they all suddenly appear to be falling.
Because I share the bird bath.
Because you are Tippi Hedren.
Because I am so tweet!!!!
All animals love me.
i am THE SEED MAN
aw i like that song
I have bird food in my pocket.
Because I am a Disney princess.
The birdies love me, so they tend to follow me!
Because of my shiny, new, all singing, all dancing, Tweeter table complete with House and seed feeder that I have put up in the back garden. Today's menu is bread, cake and seeds to go.
just like me, they long to be, close to you.
Because I'm always feeling crumby, and birds like crumbs?
Because just like me, they long to be, close to you....
This has already been asked here :
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view.php/66089
the answer is "just like me they long to be close to you.'
here are the lyrics
http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Close-To-You-lyrics-Carpenters/2173E709F1F5959148256872002C9264
That is a very very special gift you have. But it must remain a secret!
They come to crap on me...
Because they're evil C.
They don't appear around me.
The way you worded your question doesn't make much sense, as in, it's somewhat contradictory.
You stated they appear when 'you are near'. Well, if you're near them of course they're going to be around you, and you're the one that's appeared, not them.
For example, if you walk into Trafalgar Square, then it's a pretty dure bet that you'll be surrounded by birds, and you'd be classed as the one doing the 'appearing', not them.
For the same reason stars fall down from the sky every time I walk by. They long to be close to meeee!
because they know that im awesome...:)
Just like me...
maybe they were already there-you notice them because because you showed up and-gasp-there were there.
also, they start talking because this large, hairy bipedic carnivore shows up in their life.
Perhaps all the bird seed I carry in my pocket
They think I'm a tree.
BASTARDS.
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Lol, thanks!
by gung-ho on July 21st, 2006
lol
by nickworks on July 21st, 2006
Crap! Now I can\'t get that song out of my head!
by Darryl61 on July 21st, 2006
crap! you stole my answer! that's right, STOLE! lol
by davoomac on August 4th, 2006
It's in my head, too, now.
by 4747 on September 7th, 2007
Me to, and it wasn't even a very good song!
by spock's brain on November 18th, 2009