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If a partner comes round, we're not allowed to close the bedroom door... HOW STUPID IS THAT!?
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That I am boss. What or who have I have yet to decide which one of my personalities is most suited to the position of CEO
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I dont have any rules...i must make a list out:-)
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I have to stay in school to stay at home.
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Put the seat DOWN!
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No loud noise after midnight....that goes for the neighbors too.
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No jumping up on people when they come in. (this is a rule for the dogs...and the only one that is strictly enforced)
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That you will not wear High heels on the wooden floor, and im in charge, well i like to think i am lol
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Shut off the lights when your done in a room! Our bills are outrageous!
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Not really the rules of my house, but the rules of my bedroom. Never ever eveeeer say the N word while in my bedroom, no matter who you are. You would be surprised at how many times I have to call people out on that.
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turn off the outside light before we go to bed we dont really have any rules yet, thats just one i can think of...i'll let ya know in a few years or if we have kids
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Rule #1 about my house: Do not talk about my house.
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Don't laugh if Chelsea lose and don't wind me up if I've got a hangover. Oh yeah , and don't shout out the answers in the first couple of rounds of The Weakest Link or up to a thousand pounds in Who Wants To Be A Millionaire 'cos every idiot knows them !!
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My parents hate being lied to. They do not tolerate it at all. Lies are punished. Honesty is rewarded. I'm not sure if that's the #1 rule around the house, but it's a really big one. "Tell the truth".
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Make yourself at home! You know where the drinks cabinet is so 'you want a drink, go get it'! Only one rule when you pick something up after you've finished with it "PUT IT BACK WHERE YOU FOUND IT!"
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if you have to hid it don't bring it to the house
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NO drinking of any Alcohol Father is an AA member :/
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Well... the only one right now, since we're having septic tank issues that are VERY expensive to fix... "If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown, flush it down" And I can only wash one load of laundry every three days.
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Be respectful.
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respect...show it to me, my animals, my home..other than that pretty free and easy round here
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Dont be a dick. :)
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Thou shalt clean the litterbox once a day.(my husband's first name is Thou)
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Relax.
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Anyone who isn't me but happens to be on the premises, shall be responsible for the removal of uninvited guests in a manner which I deem to be appropriate at the time. Read: I make other people squish bugs. Spiders usually get to live, but have to be taken a loooong way from the house.
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MUM IS THE BOSS AND WHAT SHE SAYS GOES!!! LOL
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Remove your shoes at the door.
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That I make all the important decisions.
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Please take off your shoes...oh yeah and my husband is the boss :)..lol
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No red stuff in the living room--Kool-aid is restricted to the kitchen and bleeding must be done outside! And I kid you not, this really was the main rule when the boys lived there.
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Think the would I would make would be KNOCK FIRST. AND WAAAAAAAAAAAAAIT TO BE INVITED IN. my god. i hate to be busted in on in a compromising position.
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Underwear that is more than 7 years old be immediately thrown away.
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Take the shoes off at the door and smoke outside. even if its raining.
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Drink up your beer or you don't get another one.
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No cats in the bedroom or on the bed. They ruined our other mattress and since we've gotten a new one, we don't want that one used as a scratching post too.
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No swearing.
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Men who think it's too hot and want to remove their shirts should ask the women to remove theirs first. If they won't/can't do it, the men can't do it either. I think it's rude and unfair that men take advantage of women this way.
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Turn the lights off behind you , and don't leave the door open when the air-conditioner / heater is on -- + 5
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She's right.
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Hey, glad you stopped by...you know where the fridge is. Kinda like mi casa es su casa.
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You made the mess, you clean it up.
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"Ain't no one happy if momma ain't happy!"
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Nobody sits in my chair!
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Wear clothes.
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Honor all who live here.
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Have respect.
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Look for something using your eyes, not your mouth.
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Be yourself.
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Clean up after yourself.
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Relax, make yourself at home, but, please try not to spill red wine on the carpet. It is really a "bitch" to get out.
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No snooze alarm. My husband and I have almost opposite sleeping schedules, and the only strict rule we have is that we don't inflict our alarms on each other more than once. We get up right away and turn the evil thing off as quickly as possible.
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Everyone is welcome ... keep the bathroom and kitchen clean ... Be sure to enjoy your stay ... Make sure you visit again.
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If you want a cigarette, please smoke outside. That's about my only rule!
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What ever is the ref. you can have and don't even have to ask. My casa is you'r casa.
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Take your shoes off at the door and relax unless you are one of my brother in laws with the stinky feet i had to make him trow away his socks they had holes and they stunk so bad and he made everyone get sick with his stinky feet so i told him to go wash his feet and go throw those sock out in the trash and i would give me a new pair of socks. It was unbearable the smell.
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No shitting in the fridge.
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LOL...between me & my family? I guess its dont piss the dad off
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I don't think we have any house rules..I'll have to ask Jim! :)
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Respect. Every person who walks in the door, nobody will feel humiliated, ridiculed or unsafe.
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I make all the rules, LOL.
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My sister has been banned from staying in the kitchen for more than ten minutes because she liks to urinate on the floors.
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Don't let the dishes pile up.
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we dont ahve any house rules really.. Oh wait maybe that you are not aloud to be moody but always smiling! :)
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Number 1 rule in my house is, You follow the rules and you won't get you butt smacked. There my rule follow them.
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Obey my every wish, and keep your dirty socks out of the family room.
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Mom's the boss; honesty
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No hitting. My mantra: We don't hit (kick or bite) in our family, we give hugs and kisses.
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Always tell the truth!
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I bake the cookies
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Clean up after yourself.
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Don't start a conversation with me in one room then walk away from me to finish it. Stay in the same room as the person you're conversing with otherwise, duh, I can't hear you!
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NO Whining
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Whatever my wife says, if i disagree, start over at the beginning of this sentence
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bring your ashtray with you outside, so that way I don't see cigarette butts in front of my door.
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relax, enjoy yourself
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Do my wife's wishes.
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I AM THE QUEEN OF THE HOUSE!
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Dont piss off Daddy
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If it's not yours, don't touch it.
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NO whining
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Put your dishes in the dishwasher. Dishes in the sinks aggrivate me to no end.
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No gunplay after 9 PM
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Look where you sit, the seat may be up. BwaHaHa
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Do what you want, just don't get caught.
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do your part. its not hard just do your part and everything will be clean, and happy :)
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Be kind to one another!
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No flipping of hair, talking about hair, messing with hair at all, or having anything to do with hair while eating at the dinner table. If my dad found hair in his food or saw one of us messing with our hair, he would leave the table and not even think about eating. That is about the only thing he cannot deal with.
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No Whining. (It's a rule often broken)
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Don't wake me up :(
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Mine is to take off your shoes before entering the room. My friends is that you must close the bag of salad, allways! LMFAO
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Not to cuss around my 3yr old sister or my mom.
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Don't poo in the hall way and on the living room floor.... I've only been disciplined once in regards to this.
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Respect..respect others, respect values, and respect property
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Well I do have rules in my house, but no one follows them. It used to be dont eat up stairs but we broke that like Last Year. xD
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Me!
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clean up after your self so when the weekend comes you have more time with your family to do what you want,
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eat diner an the time and pray alot loooooooooool
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no bfs. my dad goes crazy and no guys in the house. aint he a loser
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