How would you finish the lyric "If I had a hammer.... "
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ANSWERS: 70
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I 'd fix this wobbly desk
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If I had a Hammer I wouldn't be a teacher! (Well, I'm not a teacher, but it rhymes...)
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"...certain people would look a lot like nails."
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i could put those pictures up - at last!
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Can't touch this........*** Hammer time!!!!!!!!!
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I would have to shoot you......just protecting myself.
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You would smack your thumb - again
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"I'd hammer in the mor-ning... I'd hammer in the eve-ning, all over this la-aaand!"
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I'd get rid of that rusty nail? :D
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then you could get a job as a "Carpenter"
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If I had a hammer I'd hammer in the morning I'd hammer in the evening ... all over this land, I'd hammer out danger I'd hammer out a warning I'd hammer out love between all of my brothers and my sisters All over this land.
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I'd hammer in the morning... but if I hadn't had my coffee yet, I'd probably just end up smashing my thumb with it.
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I'd be a damn lucky girl.
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Use it over my ex-s head
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I'd hammer in the morning. I'd hammer in the evening, all over this land........LOL
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I give it to you because I most likely hit my finger if I tried to use it.
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I'd probably want another one...
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If I had a hammer I'd pound out the details The letters and the emails And hang them on my wall I don't think that they'd fall Because we've had our nails
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I'd... Go out on the ocean upon my pony on my boat, holding my hammer!
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and you were a nail I'd pound you all night, BAAAAAABY!
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pull the trigger
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us it to break my arm
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now own a hammer.
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Do some household repairs...
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Nail my mouth shut!
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Hang that picture up that's laying there by my front door.
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hit that. ZING!!!
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...have a hammer! Now, if I had a PINK convertible and lived in a warm climate...I'd be in Heaven! :D
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I'd kill cockroaches with it. {{Splot}} {{Splot}} {{Splot}} {{Splot}}
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yay
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If I had a hammer I'd hammer in the morning I'd hammer in the evening ... all over this land
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ALARM
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If I had a hammer I'd HAMMER in the morning? I'd hammer in the evening all over this land. I'd hammer out danger; I'd hammer out a warning; I'd hammer out the love between my brothers and my sisters all over this land.
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get hammered
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... crush nuts in the morning.
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If I had a hammer I'd smash my alarm clock with it in the morning.
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bang
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Hang a picture
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...beat the ever-lovin' crap outta that douchebag with the lawn mower at 0800...
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cuddle with it
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...hammer on my piglet. I'd buy a big prosthetic forehead and wear it on my real head. If you are not a fan of "They Might Be Giants" you will never understand this.
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DO the Hammertime dance.
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Do the MC Hammer dance.
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nail someone?
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Hit myself so I have an excuse to go back to sleep.
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start buildin'
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hit my husband over the head with it.
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hang your pictures
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hammer some sense into the heads of all who need it
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hit my finger
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build some shelves in my garage.
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Fix my fence!!!
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Sell it on Ebay
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I'd fix my shed's roof.
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I woulda said something about Halloween or Friday the Thirteenth but, yeah... I would...not much. I do have a hammer, and don't use it very often. I've used it to put nails in the wall. It's harder to do than it looks. And then I stick things to them, like horror movie frames and so forth. :/
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beat myself with it
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smash it against ken livingstons head untill pussy blood flowed across the cantean floor!
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put it somewhere sensible like at the back of the garage before other people dump the lawnmower and boxes of books and suchlike in there,... and wherever it went, even into a kitchen drawer, probably never be able to find it again.
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smack my PC.
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Break my Peter, Paul and Mary LP.
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Hammer the world. I like that Odeta song!
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Hammer in the mornin!!
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Spray paint it silver and purple, encase it in a plastic rectangle box and make a mint from it as a art exhibit.
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Name it my BANHAMMAR and strike fear into every spammer out there in the internet!
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hit people with it?
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Probably lose it..that's what has happened to every one I've had so far. I think someone's hiding them. :-(
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smash something just for fun
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...can't touch this.
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Demolish a toy car. For some reason I love to smash toy cars.
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break my arm with it
- M.C.S. - Dave 
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