What do you do when a religious person comes to your door, gives you a Bible, and tries to convert you?
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Retro_Rebel
ANSWERS: 13
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Explain to him or her that my entire street is Private Property, and there's no soliciting allowed.
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Show appreciation someone gives a damn about me.
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I tell that they are preaching to the converted and give them back their bible so that they give it to someone who needs it.
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I love to debate them on their various theories of why they think each and every one of them IS THE CHOSEN RELIGION!! that alone makes a great conversation starter, you just say to them, but hey, you know that Jehovahs witness think they are the chosen few, and you, the seventh day adventists think you are right, but you all subscribe to the one god, so, that makes one of you WRONG ( ast least) , its a great place to start buckling their theories !!
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I listen, say thank you, and usually read whatever they give me. I mean, if I even open the door.
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I shut the door. I don't have time for that, I have 2 small boys. I try to tell them I am not interested before I shut the door.
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I hate that S**T!!! Why can't some of these people respect that everyone has their own beliefs!! It annoys the hell out of me....
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Tell them to leave,for one thing their alway's trying to convert people already converted.So that tell's me it's not of God.It's a religious act,it has nothing to do with the heart of the matter.Going door to door isn't your key into Heaven,sorry
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let him speek, then ask a bunch of questions he cant answer to make him feel as uncomfertable as possible.
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It depends what kind of mood I am in. I think they really shouldn't disturb people like that, it's an invasion of privacy, and I usually let them know. Either that or I listen to them and ask questions they obviously haven't planned for. We may as well both be uncomfortable, right? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dW-bt_1LzY&feature=related The video is relevant, and hilarious.
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i would say thank you. i already have a relationship with God, please give the Bible to someone that doesn't have one. Thank you again.
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I have been known to pull out a joint and light it then pass it to them , the look on their faces is a scream when I say its ok as Jesus use to smoke it as well
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Nobody has yet offered me a Bible other than the Gideons, who are all a bunch of dears. If someone actually did offer me one, I would take it and then I'd go back inside the house. I like Bibles.
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