If it looks like a duck and it sounds like a duck, why isn't it a duck?
by 
KagomeShuko
ANSWERS: 13
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because someone gave it a costume and taught it to quack!
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Because looks can be deceiving, and just because it looks like a duck to one person doesn't necessarily mean it looks like a duck to another person.
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Because those damned hunters are now boobytrapping ducks with robot females.
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Because it's really a goose. All it's life it felt alianted and disconnected with its body so he went and hung out with ducks and started behaving and dressing like them.
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It's all done with smoke and mirrors.
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Don't look now but I believe it's a Peking Duck and Cover job they're trying to pull on you.
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because it's a decoy.
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because it's a loon.
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because in it's heart of hearts, it's a moose.
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Because it's a VIOLIN!!!! ARRGGG
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I rest my case.
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Proves you can't judge a book by it's cover.
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It's a guy with a wooden duck on his head, he's hunting ducks.....or just a weirdow.
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