ANSWERS: 13
  • On a cold rainy night in the back woods of Washington state an elephant trampled a feather boa worn by Liberace.
  • The boa bit the elephant in the leg and the ambulance had to be called. A helicopter appeared to try to carry the elephant, since they could not fit him in the land vehicle.
  • Liberace was so angry with the elephant for trampling the feather boa that he demanded the elephant go shopping on Rodeo Drive to purchase a new one.....
  • Upon realizing Jess's amazing revelation... everyone agreed that the Quetzlcoatl really DOES exist. What is one of those doing in Washington State? Anyways, this raises an uproar in the archeological world as well as the zoological and biological fields. The president of the USA steps in and announces that a once fabled creature is in fact real and declares martial law.
  • At which time Jared arrived with a truck full of whole-wheat Subways and gave an orange pillow-case full of them (12 inch) to Elisha.
  • They got me the wrong kind of Subway. I wanted meatball Subway. The Italian Subway was for Liberace and his boa.
  • They heard a rumbling in the distance. "It's the long dormant Mount St. Helans volcano!" screamed Liberace. The night grew darker. A gaunt figure but fit figure steped from the forest. He was dressed in kakhis with a servicable topcoat and boot. He pushed his rain drenched back on his head and slid his arm around the smiling, unsurprised Elisha. "Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and fame', he said, "A D Cooper, the legendary airplane hijacker who was never located after parachuting out of the rear door of a plane over Washington in 1971 with a duffle bag full of money."
  • The rain had turned to a foggy drizzle. Cooper grinned, maybe more of a smirk. Thumb fired a vintage zippo with an indistinguishable crest visable on its side. He lit a cigarette that had mysteriouly appeared between his lips and dropped the lighter back into his right jacket pocket. Taking a deep drag, looked over the group, and exhaled.
  • it just doesnt make sense,why was the elephant so angry?he had everything, all the modcons
  • The man walked down the street in red polka dotted pants and a yellow striped shirt.
  • The elephant was so angry because Liberace ate his Subway sandwich and you stepped on the elephants trunk. Why did he do that? Why did you do that?
  • Shopping on Rodeo Dr, the Subway Sandwiches, Liberace, none of it meant a thing to the Elephant. He was merely a pawn in the game. The fact that Liberace was even there was a testment to their inability to plan. What the elephant couldnt understand was, why did the president declare martial law? D.B. Cooper was here, true enough, but the beast...well the beast was just an infatuation of the state. "You know why I've come, dont you." the elephant said with a hint of forboding in his voice. "You've come to kill me" Cooper answered back "But give me a chance to change your mind." "Mind? I dont have a mind anymore, I'm under orders."
  • Liberace replied, in a tired voice, 'I wasn't thinking straight, I guess, nothing personal.' Just then the military reinforcements arrived by helicopter. The commanding officer, a tall, striking chap with very blue eyes and dark hair strode forward. 'We have orders to confiscate your possessions and to take the elephant into secure custody. We think you have been mistreating the animals and feeding them the wrong diet.' So saying, he placed the handcuffs around Liberace's wrists and fastened them tight. Liberace looked afraid and two fat tears fell down his cheeks.

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