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The yellow elephant told me not to answer this question
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hey, im anthon(y) zi(p)ful, optional y, optional p... pronounced gabby :)
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The human brain weighs 8 lbs.
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Antelope! and Tube! were my son's favorite jokes to tell when he was two years old. No lead-in, no punchline. Just those words.
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Fighting evil at moonlight, finding love at daylight.... Silor moon opening, yes, I love memories XD
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god I gotta fart
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May I ma ma dog face to the banana patch
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You know why I love eggplants?? Cos they have nothing to do with penguins!!!!
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Hamster farts
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Jumping on a lilly pad going kerplot !
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Three eggplants fornicated philosophically via the channel BBC2, straight to your television screens live from the small Vatican city-state of Belize.
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Two chainsaws walk into a BBQ, ask for a tube of chapstick, and ask the duck sitting next to them to test the surface tension of the nebulizer. The walrus says "but I don't have change for a celery!". So the wombat slaps the phone with whoppie cushion and dances like Joe Peschi in Star Wars while the third potato chip lands it's airplane on the moon! Get it?
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DNA stands for Deoxyribonucleic acid.
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im about to say something random.
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Quarks and leptons
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Toast!
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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ummmmm...something rand-
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The former Yugoslavian republic of macedonia!
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Ask the pandas not to eat my bamboo hands!
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"After lunch I'm going to light my groin on fire and possibly fly to the moon to play golf with Ralph Nader and Minnie Mouse."
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Coyote !!
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Two forks!
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chewbacca
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vaginal fart
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bagofdicks.net
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If blue monkeys have tire arms , then what do ships have in common with someone who has never seen water ? 22 is the answer
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pneumonoulttramicroscopicsilicovolcano (-koniosis) is the longest word in the English language. It means "a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silia dust".
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polar bears are twice the size of grizzly bears!
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HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT
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You poop the size of an average car in your whole lifetime! . . .Kinda akward...
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Here is my thought on that. With all the new alien technology (like cell phones, and Nanotechnology discoveries, and computers the size of cell phones, and digial gadgets, and the advances in medical technology, clonning, and the like), why hasn't Science focused on a way to improve the human body? Devise a way our bodies can take in nutrients, and get rid of the waste they make instantly, within our body's own digestive system? What a wonderful way that would be to exist, not having to ever use the bathroom, ever! And while they were at it, address the fact that our bodies no longer needed sleep. Think of how much more of live we could live if we didn't need to sleep!! That along with never haveing to functionally use a bathroom, and add being able to physically FLY, that would be a true advance into the 22nd Century. A true improvement on the human species and mankind. To hell with all the gadgets, improve MAN!
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Cockatiels are native only to Australia. They are the smallest member of the cockatoo family.
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In your lifetime, you'll shed over 40 pounds of skin.
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im looking at my front yard now and it sure could use some grass seed.
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Thoroughfare is an unincorporated community in Prince William County, Virginia.
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If you pet it, you'll just make it angry.
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I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.
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Luxembourg possesses the highest GDP per capita in the world (US$72,945 as of 2005).
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By George I got it! The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain.
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Chickens are born completely deaf and hear through vibrations in their feathers.
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i would pull a rabbit out of your hat anytime
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pole dancing duck
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scoff rocknia
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OMG! A Flying rifle!
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anal bleaching
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cocaine is good
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i swear theres no God but Allah and Mohamad peace upon him is list last messenger
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Not you.
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Cheese and jackhammers make Sonic the Hemphog hog the hemp(and bacon).
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