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by Lady Alathia of Vulcan on March 7th, 2008
Two 80 lb pit bulls.
One has already bloodied an intruder.
They don't like strangers.
by buxtonite ..slowly losing my mind on March 7th, 2008
you bet!...beat the living shit out of them ...then ask questions ...:)
by Anonymous on March 7th, 2008
Yes I do !... Any intruder with the intent of harming me or my family will most likely be carried away from my property in a body bag.
by Penal Colony is wicked marrying Andy on March 7th, 2008
1. Hide in the closet and hope my cat scares the intruder away.
2. Hopefully not give away my position with the smell of fresh urine.
3. Wait until intruder leaves (with my stuff) and call police.
by Simply msFortunate on March 7th, 2008
Same as my zombie plan.
It involves a sawed-off shotgun.
I also have a police-issue nightstick in my bedroom, which I know how to use quite effectively.
by Jen-Jen on March 7th, 2008
No...I'm not planning to have an intruder.
by Rude Bear Ready for Winter on March 7th, 2008
If someone wants to intrude in my home, they had best come with their own plans. I'm a gracious host, but I'm only willing to go so far.
by Jade on March 7th, 2008
No, but if they make it past my dog, there is a house full of weapons, from sticks, kamas and swords to a couple of hand guns. I know how to use a few of them and my daughter knows how to use the rest.
by csimme01 and Ninja Cooper UNMASKED on March 7th, 2008
Yes, Open bedroom door and let 40 Lb Pit Bull/Spainal mix say hello! She HATES Strangers!
by Wide Awake @ has closing date woo hoo on March 7th, 2008
Yes.
Sick the attack kittens on them. :o)
by shammers still slogging along on March 7th, 2008
Yes I do. It's lock and load.
by Ms.A on March 7th, 2008
I'll throw my German Shepherd at him.
by The Special One on March 7th, 2008
I have darts, a BB gun, and a hammer. Goodbye intruder!
by Grandma Roses - my avatar is my real dog on March 7th, 2008
No, my plan consists of having some cash in the house to give them so they will leave quickly.
by Jane on March 7th, 2008
yeah kill the mo fo with my deuce deuce yo!
by Kravenhead on July 25th, 2009
No!... I say let'm make their own plan... the dirty buggers! :)
by Friendo on July 25th, 2009
I'll just point and click.
by Fiddle Playing Creole Bastard on October 24th, 2009
My AR-15 is my attack plan.
by Nutsy_Rail on October 24th, 2009
I keep a spiked bat near my door.
by Marguerite on October 24th, 2009
Yes, call 911. The police don't live very far. Then I call my neighbor. He will come running with his gun. Then I have garden tools---massive and dangerous ones including an electric saw. Then I have a baseball bat. Then I will climb up into the attic and hide from the intruder.
by philosopher-saint on October 24th, 2009
Yes. Outta a (beneficent) sense of 'humanity toward man' (and local laws), I've made sure that the 1st two shells outta my 12 guage are rubber, not steel. If the intruder is persistent, however, the next one is birdshot, then buckshot, then 1 full ounce of 'sabot slug' in the last two (which is virtually guaranteed to give anyone pause for thought! = is that stereo really worth it?!).
;-)
by 1858 Remington 1-21-13 on July 25th, 2009
Yes I do. A .44 Remington with a .45 conversion cylinder. :-)
by is it really? on July 25th, 2009
no but i feel maybe i should now devise one
by Marky Mark on July 25th, 2009
Yes. A vicious bitch and a hardwood bokken.
by Jane on July 25th, 2009
yes, shoot them in the face.
by Touch_of_The_Masters_Hand on July 25th, 2009
Yeah I have a plan show em some dirty pics of my ex wife. That's enough to have em on the floor writhing in agony as their eye sockets are burning form the horrid sight lol
by Kizz miazz on July 25th, 2009
All I need is a pair of steak knives. But I was thinking of making a spear. I think I am going to get a good combat knife though, I used to have a few but I gave them away.
by Anonymous on July 25th, 2009
baseball bat behind my bedroom door
by Tveg on July 25th, 2009
Yes, and which weapon depends on where we come across each other. A few weapons are: Samurai Sword, tonfa, bo, and Kama.
by GLAM71 on July 25th, 2009
i got this friend named smith and he got a buddy named wesson and we have all decided to look out for one another and hold down the fort, so anyone tryin to come in my house uninvited attempting to cause harm, please be advised that i have i got two friends that have united as one and they dont play
by Nightwatchdog on July 25th, 2009
No, because that would imply I was lying in wait for an intruder and it would be entrapment if anything happened.
by Thumper on July 25th, 2009
My prince charming: 35 Whelan rifle.
by DudeLer 2 on July 25th, 2009
I have a hefty steel ball for my sling shot. If I see him/her, they are going down.
by Greggo on October 24th, 2009
Yes, I have Booby (.)(.) traps all over the house! just like the kid from "Home Alone" and if they make it out a live then they well have to get past my wife..lol
by tyladodds on October 24th, 2009
yes my 6 round magnum that will blow a whole in anyone
by Jon...AKA...1000 horse dodge on October 24th, 2009
Yes...My Colt M1911A1 and 4 clips of 235grain hollow points...
by warex255 on October 24th, 2009
If they want to keep their limbs they better stay away from me. I happen to collect swords and i like to sharpen them as well.
by norm on October 24th, 2009
40 caliber Glock.
by J and B on October 24th, 2009
Yup. In various places around the house. And they all involve gun powder.
by Thriftymaid on October 24th, 2009
yes
by quack is whack on October 24th, 2009
It all depends.
Armed or unarmed?
Big guy, or not?
If they're armed, I guess we'll just have a little showdown between the Glock and whatever they're armed with.
If unarmed... my heavy wooden baseball bat.
by Rockmael on October 24th, 2009
shoot to kill
by Mountain Momma on July 25th, 2009
Nope, but now I'm thinking one out. lol
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by DudeLer 2 on July 25th, 2009
i love pit bulls although they are banned in uk andi got bit by one
by Jazz-Man on July 25th, 2009