Good question, but it leaves a lot of room for biased answers. St Augustine asked a similar question. If God were a true god, then why would Satan exist? Is good the absence of evil? Is evil the absence of good? If something (or someone) is all-powerful and good then why is there evil? Paraphrased, but the questions are the same. Maybe a Blaylock can expand. No offense, I am just not as knowledgeable in the Bible or its works as you two.

In reality? God, hands down. In all sorts of fiction like movies? Usually an even draw, because it makes better fiction. Much more gripping to think the good guys might actually lose.

GOD!

Lemmy.

God.

Well, I think this already happened. God whipped Satan's ass and cast him down to rule over Hades or whatever. God wins. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_Heaven

In my opinion God, but I don't believe in a devil

Doesn't matter, whoever wins out of those two must then battle Chuck Norris, and we all know how that's going to play out

I think the fight is going on and will go on forever.

Satan is going to be thrashing God, but then God will make a mighty come back and *KAPOW!* God wins again!!! hahaha:)

God already has. He sent Jesus to die on the Cross, and defeat Satan by covering the sins of the world. Then Jesus rose, to defeat death too. Now we are in the mopping up end of the campaign. The Devil is down and knows that soon he will be out, but he intends to take as many as he can down with him. God is making sure he doesn't.

God, because i don't believe in the devil .

Neither One. All of the contestants are imaginary.

God created Lucifer who became Satan, and it is just not possible for the creation to surpass the Creator.

I read the end of the book..

which god?...there are so many. satan is a christian god...right?

I think they are one in the same. Like me vs me

satan would fight dirrrttyyy. but then god could heal himself.. hmmmm.. damn. i wanna see this fight!

Hopefully Reason and critical thinking show up and kick both their arses

Satan hand down because he generally cheats and God is an understanding friend.

I honestly don't know but I think I will put it on DVR.

The commercials.

The advertisers

Satan may win some of the battles but in the final analysis God will definitely win the war. Who can compare with the Almighty God? Who can stand against Him? He is the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end.

GOD WILL ALWAYS WIN

In the minds of the media and most people it will be the devil but in reality he is already a defeated foe!

It's nearly over... i'm beelzebub and have fought god for long enough, now i'm tired but I killed him (Bruce Lee) once and i'd do it again!! No joke folks... he shared in my sins like a true sport and was great in Enter The Dragon where he got 'Close' the cinematographer of that film was Robert Clouse so he got 'Clouse' before I used my powers to murder the b*****d when I was in spirit form. I used my powers to kill the second coming of Christ Mr Tupac Shakur but have no problem with Jesus anymore... it's just my father in heaven I had to kill... I can't help it folks... i'm pure evil and find it funny people's suffering. People I like seem to do alright get on my bad side and I get the devil in me. But I'll say this when I went to hell I created a range of superdemons disguised as superheroes for the current 'End Of Days' and we're not going down without one hell of a fight? Get it? One 'hell' of a fight? ... well I thought it was funny. Bruce Lee you're one cocky prick and i'm glad you're dead I couldn't stand it in heaven with all those angels singing licking your balls and wasn't going to be part of it! My apologies to Bruce's wife Linda if you ever read this, you seem like a nice kind lady but you're father and two sons... you are related to Tupac mother of God were bad eggs. I murdered Brandon cos he was a little poser like his father doing all these combat films which although I prefer to Hollywood, had to make an example of. Brandon Lee is now reunited in Heaven with his father watching me and taking notes down as evidence. Expect the Lee family to return to Earth soon folks and put me out of my misery... just call me Beelzebub or Bob for short x peace

God of course. How could the Creator be surpassed by one he has beatten so badly in the past.

Well, according to the freaks, them characters have been battling themselves since the beginning of time and, from where I'm standing, it looks like the Satan dude is winning...oh, no, wait! Maybe not cause all of the disease, natural disasters, famine, plagues, etc. etc. are the work of the Big G to show his sheep how to love him thru fear tactics Oh, well, what the hell do I know? I don't believe any of that bullcrap anyway!

by far GOD, Santa is a fake, there is no Santa and was no Santa, the holiday was created to give economic boosts. Birthdays and other celebrations were to sporadic, they needed a holiday where EVERYONE would shop on the same month to give a boost. if you don't believe it then your just another poor sap that fell for their brilliant plan.

that depend on what the majority wants. if lost, they may not be defeated if won, there may not be victories

" he's not in right now can I take a message ? "

Assure him that he has the wrong address.

Ask him why he bothered, and point out how he could have just materialised straight up into my living room and saved me the job of getting up.

Let him out.

invite him in cause if you knew your religion you would know he was god before your current god banished him to hell.

make sure he's got beer or pizza and invite him in.

I would ask him if he's here, whose managing Miley Cyrus's career?

i wuold let him in and try to understand why he does what he does and learn from him the turth about what happen instead of what people say who have never meet him.how would you feel if people do you like that sterotype you because what people say but they have never meet you or have they ever incounter you but everybody seems to know everything about you.that is crazy isnt it..................................

Get up and see who is at the door. :)

hes already in my house.

Ask to see proof of identity.

Not open it, I have a peephole :)

Slow down my drinking.

I'd tweak his horns, then laugh at the costume.

Pray to God to give me strength to banish him back to the lake of fire or get an Angel to protect me :L

I'd remind him that we had a deal and he can't give back my ex wife.

Tell him to get back to the White House...lol.

Detach my halo and allow my horns to rise

Instead of answering, I'll just tell him to leave.

id show him the cross i wear on a chain :)

I'll let him in and convert him of his religion. ;D

Let him know the person he wants to see doesn't live here anymore. ;-)