Need a little pick me up, or a good laugh? (see answer)
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Kitt-tastrophy
ANSWERS: 5
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Hurry woman!:P
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I took this from an email I received. I thought it was too funny not to share! ***** A couple were driving home one cold night when the wife asked her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, she got out to see if it was still alive. It was. She said to her husband, 'It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?' He says, 'Okay, get in the car with it.' 'Where shall I put it to get it warm?' He says, 'Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there.' 'But what about the smell?' she asked. 'Just hold it's little nose.' The man is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat the shit out of him died at the scene.
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I've heard this one before, but its still good. Thankyou, I did need a pick-me-up.
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HAW!!! That was some good smack there!
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LMAO!! Thanks again Kitt~!
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