Did you know that waffles are evil? http://www.answerbag.com/a_view/2376440
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Nelson - Jetpacking from bed
ANSWERS: 6
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I always thought they were....
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I don't believe it. You can't hide anything in those little squares, they are too small.
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I have heard that the waffles are allied with the Ohio branch al quaida, and the Toronto maple syrups, in a widespread plot targeting homeland se-scare-ity. A sticky situation, nicht wahr?! We must declare a purple alert, stat, and form a militia for a coordinated supermarket invasion to save the world from this unspeakable evil. (Ironic, isn't it, that waffles are holey?)
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They always seemed a little sneaky to me. Just laying there all innocent...awaiting their syrup.
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Evil Group of Government Operators, Leggo my Eggo indeed.
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Nothing so perfect could possibly be evil. I don't know where you got the airplane glue you've been sniffing, but I think you should stop.
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