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I used the cord to trip a homicidal maniac that was rampaging his way through the neighborhood. He was later grilled down at the police station. I don't know which appliance they used. :o)
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There was a guy in my city who ''beat an intruder off'' with one. It was kind of amusing to read in the papers at the time (unless you were the intruder:).
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i dont own one nor have i ever used one...so it hasn't....not yet
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It hasn't. I don't own one...at least not anymore.
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At home mammograms and tasty nutritious meals all in one convenient product!!
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Probably by me leaving it in the box . My sister bought me one for a Christmas gift 3 years ago .I have not opened it yet. With my cooking ability the best place is for it to stay in the box.
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It hasn't saved my life, but it's great for quickly heating up the frozen rats we feed the snake!
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When I had long hair, I would use it and bacon fat to give my self a kinked mohawk (good morning, time to press my hair!). I was able to use my mohawk to defend myself against a charging herd of rabid chickens. I simply turned and bobbed my head and they thought I was the cock of the group. They all stopped in their tracks and bowed to me. (Note: absolutely nothing in this story is true)
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I threw it in the garage and it landed on a mouse that might have bitten me and given me a disease.
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i STILL want to get one of those!
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By not having one! : )
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