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she/he could really give you some tips
"Hold on a moment, just let me finish this"
This isnt what it looks like..let me explain..LMAO :)
ah best quote from chicago...
"What? Im in bed alone!"
"There are two other women in bed with you!"
"What you gunna belive what you see or what i tell you?"
Well, YOU weren't doing very well!
Get over it, shit happens.
IT WASNT ME.....lol
'i couldn't help myself! your mom is just so freakin hot'
wow - if your that mad now, what are you gonna be like when you realise your sisters in the kitchen...
What the..?! You two should really wear name tags, it's not my fault you're twins!
"The neighbour owed me a favor"
so are you breaking up with me then? :)
She started it!
I really didn't mean to do it....
You're just imagining this.
if you did only mind your own business everything would be fine.
I don't cheat, so I wont get caught :)
You didn't mind for the last 3 years, so why make such a fuss now?
It's only the third time honest and the first time your sister got me drunk.
What one are you referring to?
any excuse really...
Wanna join in?
OOps I did it again
Sorry, I thought she was you...
Well....
You deserve it, I was not only cheating on you with this girl, but I was also using your money to buy strippers and hookers, I contracted AIDS, gave it to you, and now that I have safely hidden the deed to the house and the car, I am leaving you. Also, I cheated on you with your mother, on our anniversary.
But Bill Clinton did it..
Well I asked you what we should give the mail man for his Birthday, and all you said was Fuck him.
who are you?
Surprise!!!/ Happy Birth Day Honey!!!/ Oh, like you ever had a body like this/Stop talking your killing my erection/ Don't you dare start blaming ME for this/ Babe, get the camera this chick is AWESOME!/ Stop yelling, your scaring the babysitter/ You are the one who said we had to talk to your daughter about S-E-X / Look TWINS!!/ Why didn't you tell me our kids teacher was so HOT?/ If you could do what she does, I would be doing this with you/ Your daughter is Tal-EN-ted for her age!/ Sweet heart, don't just stand there go to the store and get us more condoms, I don't want to catch what this woman has/ We can't let our son keep seeing this little slut, she is a FRRREAK!/ Could you take over honey? we've been going at this all day and I need to get something to drink/ If your going to keep your mouth all open like that, GET over here and catch! We ran out of condoms an hour ago/ You girls stay right there and entertain each other I have to go talk to my.. "MOM!"/ HEY, Good news babe! I don't have E-D, I just can't get it up when YOU’RE naked! / You know I can't just eat ONE brownie!/ Move your blocking the camera!/ HEY hey hey, YOUR the one who said I needed to be nicer to your Mother/Sister/Daughter ect/It's COOKIE season agian!/It looks so big in her hands!/Could you wash their cheer uniforms while your not doing anything? we kind of made a little mess/Why couldn't you ever do this?/ SEEEEE, I TOLD YOU your brother was GAY!
"yeaaah, can you check back with me in about...mmm...30 minutes, that'll be greaaat...thaaanks.."
It wasn't me????
its only a friend!!! there is nothing going on.
that i was only a infatuation with him.lol ..lies,lies,lies...
Oh no! I thought you were (insert spouse's name)!
"Is not what you think it is."
do you mind? i'm a bit busy!! honestly!
i didnt met to do it im sorry
D'oh!
Oh! I thought it was you honey!
I couldn't help it, I was drunk and seduced!
I was drunk.
"Sorry." Because you aren't really sorry you did it, you are sorry you got caught! :)
"It was the dog."
it wasnt me
WOW! THAT was fun! She's GOOD!
Hold on!
It's not what it looks like.
Da DEBIL made me do it!
"Honey...you made me do it....I have needs babe."
I was drunk.:)
what does it mean when my bf facebook say that he was using zoosk.com ? does that mean he made a profile on zoosk
by klw.1986 on January 26th, 2012
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Would it be too mean to use a revenge picture of a guy for my own purposes?
by Coral_T on January 30th, 2012
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whats the best way to get back at a cheating exboyfriend?
by helpplease8 on January 24th, 2012
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my boyfriend is in the army and this girl kkeps flirting with him and im concerned about things.any advice?
by cobojovein on January 17th, 2012
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My bf recd a Fathers Day card from another woman and he still has the card on his fireplace mantle, it bothers me. Shld I ask him to remove?
by Anonymous on January 31st, 2012
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Ouch :)
by Chezter is going to save the Redheads on February 21st, 2008
hahah! burnn...
by Disko Fari on May 1st, 2008
HAHA love it !!!
by Anonymous on September 6th, 2008
That's baaad.
by Mikeisha on March 2nd, 2009
loool!
by single now 35 on October 30th, 2009