Can Someone please give me One good reason why I should go to work today.... ? I soooooo don't want to.
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Rude Bear Ready for Winter
ANSWERS: 10
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You might get a bonus if you do :)
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Your boss might have called in sick, so you can fool around as much as you want and still get paid. Heh.
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Stay home.
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Because they NEED you ;D
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Your love intrest is fledgeling, in the office if you go to work today you can stare at them until the day to day occourences in your horoscope become the fledgelings of love.
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Because it helps you pay your bills.
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Because you may want to go tomorrow.
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Because, if you masturbate at work, it'll be more exciting.
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Go back to bed. . .it's never worth going in on days where you ask yourself this question. Provided you don't miss a lot of work, give yourself the day off.
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You watched the eclipse last night and it blinded you..no wait that's solar. The Mayan calendar comes to an end in 2012 which there is undisputed facts that show it represents the end of the world so why worry about paying any bills...? Your left shoe is missing?
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