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by Tempter on February 23rd, 2008
Make sure I'm stocked up on penicillin.
by Anon y mouse on February 23rd, 2008
I'd force feed her and put her to work until she gets over herself somewhat.
by Nelson - Jetpacking from bed on February 18th, 2008
The entire city of Paris France? In my bed at once? I don't think they would all fit.
by miRi hates social norms and regulations on February 18th, 2008
throw it all into the laundry, her too. she could fit
by Sheriff Raff -Answerhag on February 23rd, 2008
i would make her some porridge
by holeinthewoods on February 23rd, 2008
kick her butt out
burn the sheets and matress
fumigate the rest of the house
by Teetotal Michael on February 18th, 2008
Kick her out!
by Andy Is Wicked Married to Penal Colony on February 23rd, 2008
Charge her a hefty fee for a nights stay and then call a taxi to come get her so I could go shopping with the windfall :)
by Ec-nal Licensed Bootie Inspector on February 23rd, 2008
Evict her ''post haste''.
by 8 Jan 2004-10 Dec 2009 on February 23rd, 2008
Tell her to get up and clean my house. It's past time that that skank did some work.
by JTP on February 18th, 2008
Camera. Pictures. MONEY.
Imagine how much a 1000 photo series could rake in!
by shady on February 18th, 2008
hope my wife left her there or else I have alot of explaining to do
by Anonymous on February 18th, 2008
Spread her legs and check to see it was REALLY her. There's a lot of imposters, you know.
by Zack on February 18th, 2008
Hope I had a condom handy and wake her ass up for a little lovin. lol
by Anonymous on February 18th, 2008
Tell her to please get up.
by Spunts.answered 67 questions in 1 hour. on February 18th, 2008
prepare a snack for her.after that i'll make sure the washroom is neat and tidy.if by then she is still sleeping,i will take her dog for a walk.
by Crystal on February 18th, 2008
Kick her out.
by -Icy- on July 20th, 2009
climb the eiffel tower
by DukeG on November 6th, 2008
Kick her out and tell her to go work for a living and stop sucking off the family name. Oh yea, and I'd steal her purse.
by sm00z on November 6th, 2008
Tickle her back with a big eagle feather.:)
by RavenTheRabbit on April 24th, 2008
i would say "DUDE!!! get the hell outta my house! did u get lost on your way to the bars? go get a life!"
by danny1 on April 17th, 2008
Burn the place.
by haggis on March 16th, 2008
kick her out of the bed!
by Anonymous on March 1st, 2008
I'D GRAB THE CAMCORDER. FA$T!
by car audio crazy on February 23rd, 2008
i would take some pics of her and sell them to the magazines for a huge amount of money and then as a bonus i would sell the nude ones of her that i took and post it all over the web for everyone to see
by Anonymous on February 23rd, 2008
kick her till she's out of my bed then kick her all through the house until she's out of my house....then continue to kid her into the road...far far FAR away
by noKE llz on February 23rd, 2008
get out of bed
by Brian on February 23rd, 2008
I'd wrap her up in the bedding and throw the whole dirty mess in my washing machine.
Then I'd hang her out on a clothes line to dry and keep the crows away. :D
by Firebrand on February 23rd, 2008
Wake her and get her to change the sheets before she left to go to the Garden House Hotel.
by Galeanda on February 23rd, 2008
Wake her up and make her shovel some snow outside or leave.
by AnonymousGirl on February 18th, 2008
I'd probably wonder how she got there and I probably wouldn't even know who she was, even though she's famous. I'd tell her to get out of my house or I'd call the police.
Maybe.
by bigkado69 on February 18th, 2008
tell her to give me her stash then boot her ass.
by EyExCanDii119 on February 18th, 2008
strangle her
by LustxOverxLove on February 18th, 2008
Freak out and wonder what I drank last night.
by Lovehearts on February 18th, 2008
I'd wonder what she was doing in my bed.
Then ask to borrow some money :)
by TX Rules is sad about new AB on February 18th, 2008
ask her how she got out of the bathroom.
http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/604298
by Bitto on February 18th, 2008
Let her rest, and after she's had enough sleep I'd show her the true meaning of "heaven".
by Doggie S on February 18th, 2008
I'd ask her to pay a rent of $1,000,000
by ninja man on February 18th, 2008
Bust a cap!!!
by HEARTSTAR on July 20th, 2009
lay down a watch her sleep (and hope she doesnt wake up)
by Bloed... on stand-by on November 6th, 2008
Kick her out. Immediately.
by gabsgotskillz on June 3rd, 2008
put shaving cream in her hand and tickle her nose.
by 12StringBabe on April 24th, 2008
Kick her out, burn the bed and all the linens, and send her the bill to replace it all.
by Piggle on April 17th, 2008
Ask her how she got in my house and give her the bill for the damage - cheeky mare!
by Vampyre Bat on March 16th, 2008
Tell her to get out of my bed.
by call me Kat on March 16th, 2008
Charge her rent. Or make her get me a pass for free stays at the Hiltons whenever and wherever I wanted, for life!
by Derek DuCote on March 16th, 2008
Say "Eeuuuurrghhhh!" to her face.
Because I'm that nice when I find people in bed I don't know. :D
by Mr DominQuez Is Gone From AB on March 16th, 2008
Ask how she got there, then kick her out. (Maybe...)
by Tallyman on March 16th, 2008
I'd ask her how she got there. Then I'd ask her why she didn't use most of her money to to some good in the world instead of acting foolish.
I kinda feel sorry for her, she has the potential to be respected if had the desire.
by Sweet T on March 16th, 2008
Burn the bed, Nasty!!!
Who do you prefer: Paris Hilton or Zsa Zsa Gabor?
by Immogene on November 17th, 2010
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Is Paris Hilton, an absolute..................................... to all Americans?
by U C ME on October 21st, 2009
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is Paris Hilton eating a hamburger sexy? or just a plain waste of a burger?
by Captain Crunch isnt making cereal today on February 2nd, 2011
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What do you all think about this crazy pic of Paris Hilton?
http://img266.imageshack.us/img266/1391/2aef74b9e627867e399ea68.jpg
by KingAnswer80 on August 2nd, 2010
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Does anybody else smell Paris Hilton when the wind blows?
by Dimstar on September 30th, 2010
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