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FauxLo
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with hundred dollar bills while laughing!
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OK, believe it or not, I have actually had discussions about this with a few close friends. We decided there are four basic schools of thought, if you combine this with how the TP is supposed to roll off the tube - Back-underies - remove from the back (of the anus), new sheets come from under the roll Back-overies - remove from the back, new sheets come from over the roll Front-underies - remove from the front, new sheets come from under the roll Front-overies - remove from the front, new sheets come from over the roll The particular school to which one is allied depends on how you were taught by your parents, and your personal preferences. My Ex#2 and I were polar opposites - a back-overie and a front-underie- and we still got along fine. The TP, however, got switched around several times a week . . . To me, the back makes more sense, since there is less likelihood of penicular urinary soilage (speaking for the men folk) onto your hands. I bet this is more of an in-depth discussion than you expected! :o)
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repeatedly until no soil is left to be wiped away. a job is not complete as long as there is still paper work to be done :)
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You know Fauxlo, in Japan the notion of 'wiping' your own bottom is slightly obsolete. Apparently in public toilets they've got machines doing just about everything there, ya know what I mean? Dont ask me how that works, havent a clue really. lol
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from the front to the back of course. otherwise you wipe it all in your other place...
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Women in the military used to recieve this advice, ''Front to rear!''
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As long as it's clean I can`t believe it matters.
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Back to front. Or up to down. This is complicated.
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