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in one of my school reports... the english teacher wrote to me:'she must proofread more often to chek her work..' ;) that was a good one!
Not the funniest, but embarrasing. I always mistype "and" when in a hurry. Inevitably, it comes out as "nad". Good thing I don't mispell sand very often...that would be alittle harder to explain. "No really, I meant 'sand', not nads!"
A Real Estate magazine in describing a house said...A big "dick" for partying
"Eat smart kids" instead of "Eat smart, kids"
littlemissdangerpus for littlemissdangerous. I made this typo twice and really caught hell from her.
My realestate agent advertised our bungalow in the local newspaper as a "three bedroom dung"
We still managed to sell the house despite his typo. :)
once i saw a question on AB and a word was mispelled as "hoe" and some people were being funny and saying "who are you calling a hoe?" LMAO it was funny!
Spell check (depending on the program) is not 100% foolproof. That leads to some pretty funny uh ohs. For example, the name Trish being changed to Trash. I saw a personnel report once for a Trish that was a disciplinary action request based on an employee who got drunk, was arrested for disorderly conduct, and then charged with assault because she repeatedly spit on the officers who arrester her. Hilarious in that context.
I posted a comment on a website photo and in trying to type "Good shot", I accidentally hit the i key instead of the o key in shot.
someone abbreviated "assistant" as asst. and the funny one was "associate" as ass. on a powerpoint presentation.
Fried children instead of fried chicken.
typo typo
As a proofreader (in Dutch), one of the most common typos I encounter is the word 'typfout' (should be typefout) which actually means 'typo'... a bit ironic!
I work with a guy called Diarmuid (Irish for Dermot). He isn't the most proficient on computers and when he sends emails they automatically go through a spell check so he has on more than one occation signed off his emails as Dairymaid! :)
Chicken farts instead of chicken parts.
I was once typing up some signs for an orthopedic seminar. On one of them I had meant to say "Oh my aching bones". Instead I put "Oh my aching boner". Good thing it was caught before it went to print!!!
at an econo lodge said free hbo and ho with 2 night stay.
Almost any thing I type! thank goodness for really important stuff I use word to correct things!
"Eat smart kids" instead of "Eat smart, kids"
It was in a church bulletin for Blessed Sacrament Church, many years ago. It was supposed to read, "Mary Magdalene washed the feet of Jesus with her tears," but the r in tears got changed to a t. I think they printed about 5k copies of the Sunday bulletin.
A headline on the front page of a newspaper:
MAN BREAKS LEG IN FALL OFF BRIDE.
(supposed to be "bridge.")
This one: http://failblog.org/2008/06/17/spell-check-fail/
A newspaper clipping of a boy with a deer he shot, and a caption reading that he had "shit" the deer.
I couldn't stop laughing, even after it was getting very painful to laugh.
+'s for your question.
I've written goofle or foofle instead of google many times, lol.
Dunno if it qualifies as a typo but a brothel here (Czech Republic) had an adertisement saying:
Visit us "...where you can feel yourself like a king"
I always figured I could do that at home for free :-)
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A local restaurant was advertising for:
"new employees who can work any 'shit'" (shift). Still makes me laugh out loud.
I was trying to ask my friend if she was busy the following night, I accidently asked her if she was "busty"
"after several happy summers at crystal lake, vandals set fire to the camp"
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they ran out of fun stuff to do
"Eat smart kids" instead of "Eat smart, kids"
Mayo advertiser on July 3 - went with the headline of "massive blow jobs for Belmullet" instead of, assive jobs blow!
A sign that said Charlies Angles at a theater.
Talking doll that says 0 of your favorite phrases from a movie!
It was on this set of obviously pirated foreign DVDs. It said Corpse Barbie, but what it actually meant was Corpse Bride.
When illiterate people use words they think are correct.
like "breaks" for "brakes" ( in talking about the brakes on a car)
When they type "router" when they are trying to convey the word "rotor"
My favorite, is when they type "must of" when its "must have, or must've.
One I made myself in a medical chart.
Once i went to a hbo special and instead of hbo there was hobo
once i saw a question on AB and a word was mispelled as "hoe" and some people were being funny and saying "who are you calling a hoe?" LMAO it was funny!
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