What does the boogeyman in your closet look like?
by 
Cyndi Ninja
ANSWERS: 13
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There's no boogyman...he can't fit in there with all the skeletons I have in it!
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WHAT!!!!! There is one in my closet.. Not opening that then. Not sure never suffered in that way of nightmares, lucky I guess.
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Marty Feldman on a bad day.
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I don't have a boogeyman in my closet, I have a dog that wakes me up in the middle of the night licking my face. I love her, but my skin is almost gone. And yes, she's daddy's little girl.
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I don't have boogeymen in my closet. My grandkids and I made up this poem so they wouldn't be afraid of boogeymen: No monsters under the bed, Or we will kick you in the head. No monsters in the closet too, Or we will beat you with our shoe. No monsters in the hall, Or down the stairs we'll make you fall. Monsters are not welcome here. We will not let you make us fear. Thery are also not afraid of monster movies. I told them that the monsters are in the TV and can't get out. Then I make them go up to the TV and hit the monster and tell them if the monster was real and could get out, don't they think it would come and eat them?
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A monster.
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My bogeyman looks just like me in the morning when I first wake up. I can't think of anything that could possibly be more scary!
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John McCain mixed with a gay russian!
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An orange tabby cat that sneaked in there while I wasn't paying attention.
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The Noid! (Had a stuffed doll my dad won me and I was terrified of it!!!)
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Lol! On my closet door there's a whole mirror covering it, so I'm pretty much the first thing I see when I get up... >_> . Otherwise though, it's Michael Myers. He's been my bogeyman for years. ^_^
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2 parts dust bunny, 1 part linen sheet, 2 parts wire hanger, 3 parts plastic hanger, and 1 part long-lost hoodie all wrinkled together......and hiding in the corner
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a bunch of crap that I refuse to organize
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