On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens per year...What would be the most embarassing way to go?
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Cyndi Ninja
ANSWERS: 10
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Spontaneous combustion after a red hot curry during a priest's sermon.
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that doesn't seem correct. i'd hate to go on the toilet
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Falling into the gorilla pit at the zoo. Panicking and drowning in 3 feet of water. Anything involving your internal organs coming out - like a prolapsed anus or barfing up a lung.
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I think autoerotic asphyxiation is a pretty weird thing. Imagine strangling yourself to death because you get off on that kind of stuff. Creepy! I wouldn't want to go like that.
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Slipping on some flat ice and decapitating yourself. That must be pretty hard to do!
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The same way a couple in Italy did a few years back in a car wreck. Difference was he was driving and she was on top. That had to be an interesting accident scene. Been there, done that. . .still alive thank goodness.
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Being knocked over by a toddler on a tricycle.
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It wouldn't be embarassing to me! But to die during sex would be embarassing for the woman. I had patient that had a cardiac arrest during sex (at 76yo!) and we had a wonderful time teasing his wife about it. We joked that if he died, it would have been the best way for him to go from his standpoint, but the worst way from her standpoint.
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The most embarassing? I think it would be to get in a car accident while picking your nose, and the accident forces your finger up into your brain which kills you. I mean, how would your family explain that to people at the funeral home?
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Let me refer you to a question I asked earlier... http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/580445 ;-)
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