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lol...lol... no I get confused as to which 'weapon' I should grab
I was a highly interested bare hunter back in the day, but my tracking and trapping skills were never that good. By my late twenties to mid 30's, I had heard that you could catch a bare by chasing, but I was married to a Nazi Henchman, so I didn't do any chasing. Once the hencheman moved on, I attempted awkwardly to hunt once again, but bare hunting required new stalking and trapping techniques, and I had to learn new methods.
Well. Long story short. Old age and treachery are far superior hunting techniques to stalking and chasing.
Now I just smear my body down with honey, and wait for the bare to take the bait.
If I thought the bait might snag me more two legged dears I'd sure as hell give it a shot.


Why yes, yes i do!
No, I don't hunt full stop. But it did remind me of this hunter who was out..well hunting! and he came across a young wood nymph. He smiled and said "Are you game?" She winked at him seductively and softly replied "Yes, I am"
So he shot her.
I hunt for a clean pair of socks in my dresser in the buff on occasion.
Only when they get after my chicken(s).
No. I don't hunt clothed, either.
No! It's dangerous!
(P.S> I love your sense of humor. Just had to say that.)
No, when I hunt bear I wear clothes and use a bow!
I think you mean "BORE!"... and no, i try to avoid it.

I do my hunting in the grocery store, pounced on a whole filet mignon just last night.
(I think I better stick to clothes yo...)
I hunt the wildlife species;)
I've been known to travel to and from the hottub Bare with guest present no ladies have taken the bait yet;)
But they say,it Pays to advertise;)LOL
Oh, no... I want someone to like me for me before I hunt them bare. (Don't want to scare them away!)
G'day Momma Bear,
Thank you for your question.
Depends what I'm hunting. However, I don't hunt wildlife except in bars and if I'm bare, it generally means that the evening has been sucessful. :>)
Regards
Tracking bare now!
I did it only once.....I hate to have a bear laughing at me. The rabbits also laughed. Why?
Only when I am fox hunting
Bare? I don't even hunt bear, if I did I would wear clothes....LOL
That would be cruel.
It's too cold to go running around naked during the hunting seasons.
I believe bare is spelled as "bear" or "boar" depending on which animal you are talking about.
And no, I don't hunt these animals, and if you were being literal, I don't hunt without clothes on.
No...I wear the appropriate clothing
I would never hunt, let alone do it in the nude.
Tried it once but found out that briars also stick in the winter. Also had issues because being cold and bare my manhood disappeared and I thought that I had reverted to a girl. And as I sat comtemplating the situation I realized that most women do not hunt. So being of tha frame of mind I went home and informed my spouse that I had a bad day and a headache and had to iron and fix a meal and go play bunko so I really would have to say no to her requests. The I realized I maybe could not produce children so instead of bare I was possibly barren. Now I am lost this is becoming a real bore or possible a male pig boar or a south african person from holland a boer. Mr Bill
I shoot bear
I don't hunt but I find the idea interesting. It would give the game a better chance if you were fighting them with the same weapons, teeth and claws.
Nope, I like to keep my pants on while hunting.
I don't hunt and never will...especially in the nude!! That's just craziness!
No, I always wear clothes!!
Only for women, anon!
Wouldn't that be fun...
No I am clothed when hunting.
Only my wife.
only in the summer
No, get all scratched up by the bushes and weeds that way..lol :)
well it depends if it turns on the person i'm hunting, because if she likes it hell yea i'll be bare lol
No; if I did that, I would soon become 'the hunted'!
Are you a better hunter on an empty stomach?
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Ever been coon hunt'n?
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roflmao!! Something tells me you're not all that confused;)
by gtravels loves her life penguin on February 2nd, 2008
lol...lol true !!...:):)
by buxtonite ..slowly losing my mind on February 2nd, 2008
Hahahahahaha!!! Careful now!
by Anonymous on February 4th, 2008
rofl... orange juice all over the monitor now.. makes a change from coffee i guess haha.
by Mentalmum is back on February 6th, 2008
yeah orange juice is so much better for you ...but its so much stickier than coffee to get of ...:)
by buxtonite ..slowly losing my mind on February 6th, 2008
Thanks for the info King of all that is sticky;)
by gtravels loves her life penguin on February 6th, 2008
LOL!!!
by Anonymous on February 6th, 2008
Well yer not planing on beating yer quarry to death with that thing are you?
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on April 17th, 2008
HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
by Mentalmum is back on April 17th, 2008
Come on, Cap'n Jack; you've already got a reputation as big as the sky among the ladies yourself! ... not just the 'Black Pearl'!
by denidowi on December 7th, 2008