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This one: There was a young student of John's Who was trying to bugger the swans. 'Oh no', said the porter, 'Please take my young daughter. The swans are reserved for the Dons'. Check the site http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/bywater/ee_res9a.htm for more!
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There was a young man from Darleeling Who got in a bus bound for Ealing A sign on the door Said "don't spit on the floor" So he leaned back and spat on the ceiling
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