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sm00z
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"There are three kinds of people in the world. Those who are good at Math, and those who aren't."
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"Dangerously Unmedicated" and "Don't piss off the unmedicated person". I got them at the same time.
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Please keep your order out of my chaos
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Bought this: T shirt cost-$17 Shipping cost-$4 Cost of seeing Clinton supporters faces:Priceless
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Toshiro is my hero
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FBI: Lay on your back and spread em'... :-)
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"I Trip, therefore I am" Appropriate for me.
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Oh, I see the picture is not all that readable. It says, "I do not intend to tiptoe through life only to arrive safely at death." Big talk for one as socially insecure as I am, but I use it as inspiration to continue developing my cover as an outspoken extrovert. ~Z=)
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It says "In case of undead attack, the wearer of this shirt is considered Zombie-Friendly -- DO NOT EAT"
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We went to see the musical, "Wicked" and I got a shirt that says "I (heart) OZ"
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Turban Legend :)
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I bought 6 in one day because they were just too good the first one says on the front, "who needs big tits" and on the back its says "when you have an ass like this" the second one says forget love id rather fall in chocolate the 3rd one says 0 to naughty in 6 seconds the 4th says You say im a bitch like its a bad thing the 5th says Objects under this t-shirt appear lager than they are And finally, tha last one says, WARNING contains bitterness and resentment
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"C'est la vie"
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"squirls gone wild" and it had 1 lifting his fur, showing his belly....
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CSI...Can't Stand Idiots
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"Who needs a six pack when you have a Keg?"
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"Bears for Peace" and it had three bears making the "peace" sign with their paws. From "Funny Times."
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"Ya gotta have a lot of balls to golf the way I do!"
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'Who the F**K IS HARRY POTTER ?'
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Irish I was drunk
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Stone Cold Steve Austin LoL
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dont hate me because i'm beautiful hate me because i have HUGE boobs (i only wear it in the house of course)
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The last shirt I got for myself probably said Old Navy on it. For fathers day I bought a shirt for my hubby that says "I suffer from a sexually transmitted disease, children!" LOL, I love that shirt!
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"Trust me, I'm a lawyer"
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"Be Jealous...I'm an Indian"-That's what my last T-shirt had written on it.
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"Isn't it about time you used me as a rag?"
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I wear it to "lounge". It says "Santa, I can explain... it was bought for me
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"I had too much to dream last night!"
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Vixen or Tinkerbell (both xmas gifts)
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love bites. **kisses**
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Diva?
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Without music life would Bb I think that is half of why my musical theater teacher remembered my name really well the first day.
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Nightmare, it was a NMBC shirt with Jack skelton on it that had nightmare in a banner
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Hitachi Data Systems (HDS) logo'd shirt. I haven't even pulled it out of the bag. My wife and I refer to these freebie shirts as "gardenware".
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"Let's play Army. I'll lie down, and you can blow the hell out of me"
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Look, I'm awake, outta bed, and dressed. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
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"My Cock is so big it has it's own Cock, and my Cock's Cock is bigger than your Cock"
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U.S. Postal Service, one my husband who is an employee, got me as a safety prize.
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Sometimes "The Majority" Only Means All The Fools Are On The Same Side
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"My body is not a temple it's an amusment park"
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1. Push Button 2. Receive Bacon
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"I'm with stupid" His said "I'm stupid"
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Charley don't surf
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I haven't gotten one in a while but I saw someone wearing a shirt recently that said "Watch midget porn. It makes you look huge." I cracked up when I read it.
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Mine says SWMS Band. I'm wearing it now.lol.;]
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not the brightest crayon in the box, like 4yrs ago
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"I don't wait in lines!" lol
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Three squirrls on the front with.. It's all fun and games untill someone looses a nut.
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Blondie
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Pepsi
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'I always get what I want' Which turned out to be true because initially i couldn't find one my size but i really wanted one =)
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they're real wunna touch !
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Silver Salmon Derby
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Dogs Rule
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"Frack Me" A Battlestar Galactica T-shirt.
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"don't look here" - it goes across the chest ;P
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+5 baby girl
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"my best friend is a vampire"
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