Ever been drunk before? What's the dumbest, most embarrassing thing you've ever done (if you can remember)?
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CaliGirl
ANSWERS: 23
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Hot guy walks up and asks if I've ever had sex on the beach. I smile and say yes, but it was a bit hard on the knees and back. He was a bartender and meant the drink. My face must have been soooo red.
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Yes, I've been drunk before..nothing too embarrassing..but not something I want to do again.
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I've been drunk a couple of times before. It takes very, very little for me to become noticably intoxicated, so I really don't drink much at all anymore. However, one time when I was drunk, I fell on my back (somehow) while walking with a group of people on the street. I remember seeing the light from a street lamp over my head. Soon, I got into a fight with the street lamp because it's light kept going in and out of focus, the bastard. This is why I don't drink.
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Well, I've been drunk quite a few times and would rather forget the embarasing things because there are too many and they are much worse than stuff people have already wrote.
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i was at a party shit faced and this random dude kept trying to talk to me and all my friends were telling him to back off cause he kept making me cry cause he was telling me about his poor sister who had gotten raped. i dont really remember, this is just what they told me. and another time this guy called me beautiful and my friends agreed so i started crying, again i dont remember, i was told this. im all sorts of fun when im drunk but really dumb things can make me cry, but i bounce back quickly :P
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One time I was so pissed, I'd fallen into bed in a drunken stupor but soon woke up again having to go for a pee (too much beer!) rather urgently! I had no idea where I was, it was pitch dark and..... I found a door, opened it and.... my bladder nearly exploded and I let it flow! As the pain was going away suddenly the light came on and .... my Mom didn't look pleased when she saw that I was wetting the clothes in the wardrobe .... :-D
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god, where do i start? -was filmed kissing every guy AND girl at a party -passed out in a classroom -cried to the person i like who didn't know i liked them; cried my heart out and told my feelings -laid down on my driveway, was too tired to get to the house; then the cops drove by -etc
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When I drank too much wine at a convention free bar, I went back to my room and proceeded to lose it from every place it is possible to lose it from all over the bathroom. The next morning I called housekeeping and told them I was very, very sick, and please send a supervisor up to clean it up. I paid a very nice tip.
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I gave the meaning ''wallowing in one's own filth'' a literal meaning.
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Many years ago I took some acting classes several nights a week after work..our group moved from a small theater to a larger one and had a party to celebrate..there were all kinds of drinks, some nibbley food and champagne..I went straight after work and on an empty stomach had several drinks..then we segued into the champagne. Well, I got extremely ill and my girlfriend drove me home in my car and had a friend of hers follow her.I had the dry heaves and was sick as a dog for three days! Dumb? Excruciatingly dumb..I never lived it down! :(
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Drive. But it's something I will never ever do again.
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Eaten a small live lizard on a bet. :)
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Once when i was very very young (15) my friend and i got really pissed and cut each others name into our arm. Very stupid, thankfully the scars fully faded.
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Went for a swim in the ocean. It was December, just below freezing and I was skinny dipping in the North Sea with some friends, but we were 20KM from home.
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Lowered my standards to the point where I actually HAD no standards! Heh!
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Stepped in between two blokes nearly twice my size to stop a fight that was developing. (I failed).
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Ran down the side of a mountain from a likely nonexistent cougar, nearly launching myself full on into a sewage recycling pond (thankfully tripped on a drainage ditch and slid to a halt before that happened)
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So many dumb and embarrassing things... but that's why I don't drink anymore. Let's see, to name just a few: Driving, fighting(and losing often), singing karaoke 0_0, being so out of it I was easily robbed a couple of times, and going to jail.
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We , two of us were at an unlit beach having quite a few drinks and getting naked a bit when the headlights of a car started coming toward us. I grabbed my pants, didn't realize I was putting them on inside out, then wondering why all the pockets were hanging out so I shoved them in and everything fell onto the ground down my pantlegs, in my state of inebreation I finally realized what happened. I lost a bunch of loose money, it was a bit breezy, but at least I still had my wallet,ID and stuff and walking around with my pants inside out.
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I fell out of my friends car when he turned a corner, i didnt realise i hadnt shut the door properly, i had gravel rash all down my face. At least i didnt feel anything until the next day, then though, oh man was i in pain. I didnt know how it happened even, until i saw my friend again, I was redder then than when i fell out of the car. lol :)
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Well....it started with about...I stopped counting at around 9 shots of Tequila. I'd guesstimate at least 12 no more than 14....Then we went to downtown Madison, WI I believe I started those antics with a Miller Lite and a pack of smokes, then decided it'd be a good idea to have a Guiness. Then switched it all up to gin. I remember not much but carrying Taco Bell in my pockets, waking up the next morning on my buddy's friends( she was a girl and lived with all girls) couch. He was in the room with his friend. I woke up at about 6 and just annihilated the bathroom just shittin and puking everywhere til about 3 pm. I was suppose to meet with my gf that night, I told her I was sick. I puked for about 3 days. Claimed it was the flu, missed baseball practice, probably should've went to detox, lucky I didn't die. Pretty sure it was straight up severe alchohol poisoning. I've had a few brushbacks like that night but that was just awful. And at college in Wisconsin, there's no holding back. Well so long...I'm gonna go get hammered now! My 16 hour shift is over!
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No, I have never been drunk before.
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i don't really remember it, but i apparently tried to steal bacon from a supermarket. i got caught by the store and tried to run off. i ran, blacked out, all the way to my apartment and passed out in a pile of leaves. thats what i get for trying to take home the bacon.
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