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I love this one...

Fairtax.org - but it is in my window and not on my bumper
i got a beatles and a frank zappa sticker.
Masterbait & Liquor Elsmore, KS
I snatch kisses and vice versa.
Your just jealous because the voices talk to me and not you!
If you're gonna ride my ass, at least pull my hair!
I LOVE ANIMALS...
THEY ARE DELICIOUS
My boyfriend has this thing about his bad luck. He swears his karma is building up a balance somewhere. He made the comment that he feels like he's a karma crash test dummy sometimes. So I made him this bumper sticker and sent it to him. :-) He loves it! (Click on the image to see it full size - it cut it off)

After what I paid to have them re-chromed, no way I put stickers on them.
The last bumper sticker I had, years ago, said "drummers do it with rhythm"
I May Be Slow - But I'm Ahead Of You
"Simplify" and "Bless The Freaks"
Small stickers on back window glass :
AQHA -(American Quarter Horse Association)
APHA- (American Paint Horse Association)
NRA Life Member
Glock
Beretta
Browning
Quitcherbitchen
it say's 'nowuckenfurries'
My husband as one that says,"I love my wife".
I don't have any bumper stickers.
Just because cars have to share the road for bicyclists doesn't mean that bicyclists own the road.
Bicyclists share the road.
I only say that because I hate it when people on bicycles aren't going single file, and they take up the road when people are actually trying to get somewhere on time, and yet they are forced to wait behind pretentious people on bikes, so they can get their exercise in for the day, its crazy.
Don't laugh-it's paid for.
"My other ride is the Millenium Falcon"
Grass, Gas, or Ass: Nobody rides for free
Choctaw and Proud Of It.
I've seen:
My kid can beat up your honors student
If you can read this, you need to BACK UP
i dont have bumper stickers but if i did it was say
"you're voice sounds hollow, this upsets me"
"Typically sick, little simple civil obedience"
"Pop pop goes the weasel
Drop drop goes the easel
This is hip hop for the people
Stop callin it emo"
The Closer You Get....The Slower I go.
Bumper stickers are stupid and some idiots mess up their painted bumpers with them. Who really cares what the dummy in front of me in traffic loves or hates.
Window sticker: My Border Collie is smarter than your honor student!
NOBAMA
I don't suffer from insanity, I embrace it.
I have none on my truck. My husband has one that says Air Force.
never ever in a million years will i EVER stick something to my car. even the magnetic ones. I think they are ugly and just destroys the look of the car.
This driver is taken sorry!
my other ride is your girlfriend...
I have "What Would Scooby Do?" and "Hate is NOT a Family Value!"
My husband had one some years back. It said:
"From wine, women and song,
to beer, the old lady and TV"
We don't put bumper stickers on any more. We
don't want to ruin our bumpers.
My truck is old but I keep this one on.
Attack Iraq? NO!
Harley Davidson
I still have one saying Kerry/Edwards
usna and 'drive it like you stole it'...ahh, to get tailed by the cops.. =]
Free Tibet
one in my garage says," I'll try to be nicer if you try to be smarter!' I love that one q:)
Keep up!!
What bumper sticker?
do keep honking, i'm busy reloading.
My detention student can kick your honor student's butt.
None on my truck but on my wifes car she has one that says "go ahead, ride my ass..I like it..makes me honk"!
"My other car is up my nose"
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Don't Mess With Texas
Haven't had them made yet, but on my driving school car:
"If nothing else, I've got stalling perfected..."
"Please hoot - I need practice ignoring stuff..."
Preferably stuck next to each other ;o)
"Wash me!"
Where can I get a bumper sticker saying "Vote for the Masturbating Witch?"
by Piano Player on October 19th, 2010
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I saw a bumper sticker that really made me ill: The people that rule the world are the ones who show up.
How true do you think that is?
by stevlich on January 11th, 2012
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What kind of bumper-sticker person are you...? Comedic, commentary, none at all?
by John-El on July 21st, 2010
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Seen the Obama bumper sticker removal kit?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=201pgTaEseQ
by More2Be on July 18th, 2010
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Is there a sticker that says sticker?
by zipposiscool on December 6th, 2010
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If only closed minds came with closed mouths!
by Sweet T on January 31st, 2008
good one, thats pretty funny
by Jane on January 31st, 2008
I like that a lot
by BirdsEyeView on April 5th, 2008
Awesome!
by Jodie44 on April 7th, 2008
I am thinking about putting that on my profile, LOL.
by Sweet T on April 7th, 2008
It's a classic, no doubt. Maybe some people on AB will get the hint, LOL.
by Jodie44 on April 7th, 2008
If I can save one person, it's worth it, LOL.
by Sweet T on April 7th, 2008
Love it Sweet T. That would go good as a comment in more than a few answers I’ve seen.
by Benzdiesel on April 7th, 2008
Feel free to copy it, and use it, LOL.
by Sweet T on April 7th, 2008