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FauxLo
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My name is Zion. Then later someone said hey Zion what's your name. Then I got him back. he said,"can i ask you a question?" Then I said you just did!!
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"what country do fish come from?"...
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Once I answered a knock on the door. I was standing there with my 5 year old, my 2 year old and holding my 6 month old son and the man asked me if my parents were home. Granted..I didn't look my age, but that was ridiculous.
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Thanksgiving falls on a Thursday AGAIN?
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I can't narrow that down to 1. whoever said there is no dumb questions..has never been on a website like this one
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This one. Oh snap in your face. Ok, seriously, they all are pretty dumb, I only find a coherent question once in a while.
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The questions that are so badly written that I can't figure out what the actual question IS!!!
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My grandparents used to run an antiques store, and my grandmother had a couple of rocks on the desk for decoration. Lady walked in, picked one up to look it over and said "Is this rock old?" No... we made it yesterday. Doh!
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Somebody calls your home phone, and then asks, "Are you home?" "No, I'm at Jenna's" Seriously
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How to spell ass! LOL
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have you got the time? i've been asked so many times & i always answer "sure but it's going to have to be quick":)
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I was honestly asked how big a 5"x9" photo was by an adult.
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What kind of fruit is in a fig newton?
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Some brainiac actually asked me once how I got my name And for you smart azz's, I don't mean my screen name but my actual, real, legal name and NOOOOOO, it ain't an off the wall, invented or never heard of name but a rather common and average one
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After I broke my leg from falling off a slide, the bone was sticking out and my brother asks "are you okay?" Yah! I'm peachy. wtfudge
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"How much is this?" In the store that I work at I've many times had people bring up an item to me and ask how much it costs. I look at the clearly parked price tag on it, point to it and give them the answer.
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Any sincere question cannot be dumb. So, if your question is sincere, then even it is not dumb! :)
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im half korean and half irish, welsh & german and i got asked are you chinese? more times than i count growing up. whats worse is sometimes they asked that question before they even asked me what my name was. it seems sad to me that china and japan were oftentimes the only countries in asia that these kids knew. adults have asked me the same thing also~ and even funnier ~ they asked if i was hispanic. LMAO!
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My Mom one time came up to the door of the bathroom I was using and asked "What are you doing in there?" I responded with "I'm playing golf, what the hell do you think I'm doing in here?"
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After having a nurse cut my boot off, an intern poked my broken ankle (which was now swollen to the size of a large grapefruit) with his finger, and asked "does this hurt ?".
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When I was in the 8th grade a girl asked me how to spell "cat". I'm kind a grammar Nazi so maybe its just me.
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Got a flat tire? NO! I have invented a new tire.Runs on no air.
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I quote: "How can I get my labrador dog to stop urinating and defacating on me while I'm sleeping?"
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Where did you lose it?
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I have a tattoo of a stork with my kids names around it. Someone counted the names and asked " do you have 5 kids" I was like no thats what I would name them if I had them.
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Are you reading that paper you're sitting on? :)
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While working at an aquarium someone asked me if stingrays eat chicken in the wild. Wow.
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