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FauxLo
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if i was a kid i would ask for... 1.toys 2.video games 3.more wishes etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc etc......yeah
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1. What does he wear under his fur-lined suit? 2. Is Mrs. Claus as hot as she looks? 3. Which of the reindeer is his real favorite?
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How soon can I get more gifts? Can I return the remote control car that you gave me last year? It broke and I want to know if you will exchange it for a new one. Could we have a Christmas in July two weeks after Independence Day?
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Where are you? Where have you been? When are you coming home?
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How much do you weigh? Is that your supper that was left in your beard? And why didn't you get me that red rider riffle I asked for when I was 10?
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"Okay, Santa, first...What the hell were you thinking? A Unicycle? Honestly. Next, why, when I put 1% milk out, you don't touch the stuff, but I put a glass of eggnog with rum, and you're downing it like it's going out of style? Lastly, does Kathy Lee Gifford ever get jealous of all the child labor you seemingly get away with by passing them off as elves?"
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