Have you ever heard anything funny outside whilst sitting on the toilet in work or in a public place?
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ChelseaMark
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No, but I was powdering my nose in a bar once and was treated to a "grunter". I'm a chick, so it's rare to hear such a thing in my experience.
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This fella in the next stall was gruntin' so loud for so long I thought he was deliverin' a serious deuce, gettin' his pipes cleaned or REALLY REALY poundin' one out. Whatever it was it sounded like it hurt but i saw him walkin down the hall at work still gruntin' so i guess that was just his thing. That was some weird sh_t. Funny as hell though.
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I walked into the toilet once as a manager walked into the next cubicle. A couple of minutes later there's two voices outside and I recognise them as a couple of workmates. One only proceeds to tell how he had seen a manager in town with his wife at the weekend and she looked like a horse !! Yeah , you've got it , the very same one laying a cable next door !!
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omg that is so hilarious! yeah i have btw
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Yes......was sitting inside my bedroom one night,heard all these noises outside and i actually thought it was a couple of fighting dogs.Guess what it was????Two MEN doin each other,didn't know whether to laugh or cry.....i was out with a bottle of bleach and a scrubber the next morning
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one time I had the runs and I was stuck in my sisters bathroom. Well sure as shit she and her boy friend came in the room and god for bid I only know what they did...I was about 8 at the time, but My parents and I had already had "the talk". Later on I told my sister I knew what she and her boyfiend did in the room.. she said she would strangle me if I told anyone:)
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I heard a lady fart the theme to Jaws once.
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to manyy times to mention
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