What is the most humorous insult you have ever heard used in the workplace?
by 
Mort The Conqueror
ANSWERS: 10
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You're as sharp as a sponge.
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If brains were dynamite, you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose! :-D
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Heard a bunch while I was in the Navy, but "Shut your cock-holster" was the best.
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"Are your parents, siblings??" haha!
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I heard a guy say "1982 called. It wants it's Members Only jacket back."
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Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
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Insult: "Yo momma's so fat, she sat down in the middle of the road & we ran out of gas trying to get around her. Comeback: "Oh yeah? Well....... Your face!"
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Insults in the workplace are NOT to be tolerated and are to be reported at once to your immediate supervisor. M'kay?
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if brains were gas you wouldn't have enough gas to ride a miniature motorcycle half way around the inside of a cherrio
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"Nice dress. Get raped in an M&M factory?" "Did your parents have any kids that lived?" "You should be the pro-abortion poster child!" "When your parents divorced, were they still brother and sister?" And my favorite, which was directed at a colleague from West Virginia: "Did you know the toothbrush was invented in WV? If it had been invented anywhere else it would've been called a "tEEthbrush".
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