Where is the weirdest place you have ever pooped?
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King of Sexytown
ANSWERS: 28
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a tree one night when me and my friend snuck out
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In my neighbor's yard. Their dog would poop in our yard ALL the time. I told him the next time his pup did it, I would crap in his. And I did!
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I once really had to poop. I was driving through town so decided to call into my friend's place to use his toilet. He was not home. By this time I was desperate so I ran up the steps that led to his little private garden and pooped behind a bush. I then heard him arriving home in his car so pulled up my pants and went back down the steps to greet him making out I had just arrived to have a coffee with him. All was fine, my friend was unlocking his front door, then ..... my poop rolled down the steps and onto his concrete yard. My friend then noticed it and kicked it into the bushes saying "bloody neighbour's dog shits in here all the time. Sorry about that". The thing is, it definately looked human. I don't know how he could of thought it was canine. I didn't say anything. Would you?
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By a wall at a school felt good but there was no toilet paper i jsut couldnt wait to get that shit out
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on a deserted island in the middle of the indian river... i was stuck there for a weekend with no boat.
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On top of St. Peter's Cathedral designed by Michaelangelo. There was portapotties but HolyCrap!
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in a paper bag in the back yard. LMAO
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On the internet. You get paid for it, in some places.
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In school. I try very hard not to poop in a public place, but at that time, I couldn't hold it in anymore!
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Up my wife's poop shute - she loves it ;-)
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in one of those sewer drains in the middle of the street, my friend dared me to
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in the bush
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On the school-bus in 9th grade!
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Behind a plywood temporary wall outside Madison Square Garden after a RUSH concert in 1991. I was so drunk I almost shat myself and had to make a "move" quickly or else it would have been an unpleasant 2 hr. train ride home for all who were with me:)
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in a disconnected toilet in my parent's house. The toilet wasn't even in the proper place and was obviously not connected. Too much alcohol. It was a nice surprise to have to clean that out the next day.
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I try to crap in urinals whenever I can. Or next to the toilet.
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its not weird,and its not right,but in my pants,i had bad diarrhea.
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Illinois.
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in the middle of the street, it wasnt crowded or anything
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my hand
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In a water fountain at my high school
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Public bathroom.
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When I was a kid I got locked out when my mom was napping... so I pooped in the backyard... our dog ate it : (
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I know this is not a nice subject but. I had to be on a site early one morning. I arrived a little before time and parked as near to the job as I could. It was at this time I felt the urge to GO, urgently. As usual there was nowhere. I began walking,stiff legged, bum clenched, when I came to a bank and God blessus a toilet sign pointing to the back of the building. I went to the place, by this time my teeth were clenched too. The toilet was locked. I only hope bank employees look where they are walking.
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How 'bout 13,051 ft. above sea level, with snow everywhere...it was surprising i didn't spring out ice cubicles!!!
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at the grocery store because i had held it in cause i was afraid it would clog the toilet. So i went to the grocery store and let it all out, and it was a lot of poop too, if i had went at home it would of probably made the toilet explode....it felt good...
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Bear hunting near a creek then i came back to see a bear cub eating it.....
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In someone's kettle, as a young boy.
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