Hey boys, wanna play some tennis? ;-)

I wish people would learn how to drive or get off the road!!

i want it on or near my face. somewhere in the vicinity of my mouth.

"Boosh!" "Ba-ba-boosh!" "Oh, really?" "Great Christmas!" "Cookie flip?" "It's fifty dollars for you, one hundred for your friend." "They can't see me, 'cause I can't see them!" "I think I'd remember a name THAT ridiculous." "Parabola of Mystery!" "I think 'Blarg' means apples...or kittens." "That may be, but at least I didn't sleep with Lumbergh." "What're you laughing at, Cookie Jarvis?!" "Somebody smashed somebody!" "Oh noes! I am asplode!" "At whom you are looking, what the fuck?" "It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake...." "Damn you, sir, and damn your chair!" "Happy Alvis Time to all." "M-A-N-S-E-X" "Oooo, that was scary!" "I hate you, I really do, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't fuck you right now if your friends weren't listing in from the other room." Geez, that would be soooo cool. Oooo, add that one too.

"Are you quite finished?" "OK, let's not try that again" "Give it a rest would ya?" "Oh, what a fuckin drama queen"

Oh sweet niblets! (Hannah Montana)

This is hilarious. Talking Tina, an old Twilight Zone show, the doll used too say, "Hi, my name is talking Tina and I'm going to kill you. I was about 7 when I watched it at my Dad's house, and it has stuck with me for life.

"You can't make sense outta nonsense." "Yes, DEAR." "If I had a BRAIN, I'd be DANGEROUS." "Coming, DEAR" "Where's Cat?" "F you AND the horse you rode in on."

"WTF!!??" "You tell me that NOW??.." ....The story of my life :D

"How long have I been sleeping?"

"Yep, your pregnant, take your sick pet to the vet" :-)

"That's just the kind of man I am."

It would say: I dont care why girls think I am a bitch! hate me more coz I'll still be me

1- "Every silver lining has it's cloud" 2- "It's not who you know that matters, it's what you have on them" 3- "There are no bad attitudes, just some that haven't had enough love" 4- "When you're looking for who to blame, be sure to start with the mirror" 5- "It's your planet. If you see something you don't like, fix it. If you can't fix it, shut up about it. Whining just makes it feel important" 6- "I told my mother I didn't ask to be born. She said 'the answer would have been NO'. So we both compromised" 7- "Nobody really cares how great you look at the party: they're too busy checking themselves out in the mirror. Somebody actually needs to show up for the party itself"

May I help you? Excellent! Rock on! Now what? Why me? My brain hurts!

What a douchebag! Not for Nothing. What the Fuck? You gotta be kiddin' with that. It's not gonna suck itself. What are you?- a little soft in the pants there? Easy with that. Whaddya eatin'? She needed the protein.

You look nice today. Kiss my ass. I like your hair. No, that doesnt' make you look fat. I hate midgets. Yes, I'm serious. No, I'm not joking. You want some of this? Was it good for you? I was only kidding. The answer is five. Too early to tell. I doubt it. Don't you care about me anymore? W-H-A-T is your F-A-V-O-R-I-T-E color? You're cute when you're mad. Don't put me back in the box! I won't cuss in front of your mom again!

"It's not going to get better, kill yourself now" (THANK YOU HATER-DOWNRATER)

Ya know. Really? Yeah. Honestly. In all honesty. Jerk!

Yes Dear! Did anyone feed the dogs? Who left all the lights on? Six Replace the blower motor resistor.

quit being so dramaculous. how tender and squishy! the red wagon has left the building. f*ck!!! you! out of the gene pool. well, aren't we just a ray of sunshine?

"Fuck that!" That's probably what I say most often. I vehemently refuse many activities that people suggest we partake in. I usually enjoy things no one else that I know enjoys. At least, not half as much as I do. Besides that... "What? What? Huh?! Oh, I'm sorry, I was pretending to care about what you were trying to say." "Bitch..." "I guess..." "Ya know..." "Umm..." "Uh..." "What?" "No seriously, I'm hard of hearing! What did you say?! Tell me!"

Keep the great answers coming! Pass the link on to your AB Friends! ----------------------------------------- *Do NOT rate, just thought I would share :) The Talking Andy Doll. . . Oh FFS! (exasperated for f***s sake) I can neither confirm or deny that statement. Who peed in your Cheerios? Are you serious? What happened to common sense? Yup, that's a future Darwin Award winner. And since the right to vote has been secured by women for many years now. . . (usually to a room full of stunned men who expected Andy to be a guy)

ohhhhhh a Talking Ashlea Doll.... How interesting!!!!! It would say: Shut-up im trying to read quit your bitching um i cant remember that can you do me a favour? mabye do you need anything from the shop? man im hungry!

the Someguy doll would say: 1) Kid, why did you put a dress on me. I'm a dude. 2) You don't find that funny? 3) I am going to kill somebody! 4) Really? Are you sure you really want to do that? Really? 5) If it looks like a duck... 6) We need to shift our paradigm in order to change our group-think to maximize our synergies. 7) You have no idea do you? 8) Why?

The Sassy Sara Doll 1.) Ooohhh, i wanna live there 2.) i want one 3.) But it was kinda funny, wasn't it? 4.) You're being a nasty pants 5.) I'm tired 6.) you dont love me *pouts*

But of course! Hi ya! Hhahahahah! That's funny!! I like the way you think! If you were a booger I'd pick you first?

1. Take that! 2. Oh, no, not the toilet! 3. Bammm! 4. Oops 5. Oh, crap! 6. mmmmm Bacon :)

What can I get you to eat? Would you like some help with that? Where is the cat? No, I can't call in sick for you at work! What, exactly, does a smoker look like? (people for some reason say 'you don't look like a smoker' when they find out I smoke!) Cheers!

Ya win some, ya lose some, some get rained out. (After a screw-up): From this we learn.... It's colder than a witch's wazoo. She's dumber than a bucket of hair. I've had about all the fun I can stand here. O King, live for ever. So... TELL me shit. So... tell me anything that's any of my business. Pour me another li'l splash of wine - just a quarter inch. You are ugly, and your mother dresses you funny. We get too soon old and too late smart.

Hi, I'm Auntie Em! If you are now or have had sexual thoughts regarding me please put me down and go directly to the nearest mental health professional! I'm not that type of doll! I'm tellin! How f*cked up is that?

Apologies for the delay in responding Agreed, I've restored your question Everything on the syllabus is important Surf looks great today! Why yes, I would like another beer Thanks for using Answerbag ;)

I need a drink That's cuters! I'm hungry! All I ever do is love you (and then she'd make a cute pouty face)

Fammit! (invented by the wonderful Fun) No way! Hello! (In an Indian Accent) Yes! I really can touch my toes! ..What? No, I don't need more drama, thank you!

"Please have another piece of pie, cake or some cookies? Are you sure you're full? We have plenty more..how about a sandwich, bowl of soup or some scrambled eggs?" :)

It would say " what are you laughing at the jokes in yor pants"

-Well that makes plenty of sense right there... -lol. -Eek! My hair!!! -Drop the chocolate & nobody gets hurt... -If you don't shut up, I'm seriously gonna eat you. -Haha, it's a lemon strapped to wheels... -Someday your Prince Charming will come... Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, & is too stubborn to ask for directions. -Hehe.... Hehe....

1) Gas pedal is on the right. 2) Shut off the phone and drive. 3) ...and that would be different because? 4) Something like that. 5)...or a reasonable facsimile thereof. 6) Being cautious and careful is not the same as being vague and evasive. 7) You might say so, but I couldn't possibly have an opinion. 8) I don't know. I'll think of something. 9) You could try stapling one of your feet to the floor and then running around in circles. 10)Zero to sixty in three days.

"F*ck off!" "Douchebag!" "No really? Seriously?!" "Son of a, Gawddamn, Mother...!" "Thank you for calling _______ in _______ ________, How may I provide you with outstanding service?" (I say that like, 100 million times at my job) "Danka!"

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Vocabulary of the talking Vlad Doll:I seriously doubt Mattel will ever produce this one ;-) Yes Ma'am No Ma'am Yes Sir No Sir Thank you! Please You're Welcome You're Most Welcome Holy S#@T !!!! Well....I'll be a son of a "B" !! G-Damn Sunday Drivers !!! Get out of the F*ing way!!! You stupid S.O.B. !!!! What The F**K ? !! Are You Going To Sleep Through The F*ing light or what ?!!!! "Yes Honey" I Love You "I'll Be Right There" Of Course No problem Can Do Will Do No F*ing Way in Hell !! You Bet You Betcha Yes Hell Yes No Hell No F*You !! A*Hole !! F*You !! G*Damn Moron !!! Go F* Yourself !! F* Off !!! WARNING !!! ******** This action figure may not be suitable for the "politically correct ", faint of heart , or those who cannot handle the truth *********

If a talking Zanzsand's doll were made the phrases would be: Wanna see me pop my eye out? How many shades can we color my hair? Today is a laser sighted eye torpedo day! What do you mean I have to wear pants? More phrases will come to mind, but these are the top ones on my list...Thanks for asking Andy!!!

i will massacre your face urrrgghh i guess we could just exist for a while... (i usually say that in response to what do you want to do)

Your Killing ME! What's up Sassy Pants? Turn it up,.. That's my Jam!!!

The Silly Stephanie Doll: 1. No offence but... (insert truthful but mean comment) 2. Go jump infront of a bus! 3. Call me Gertrude 4. Whens dinner ready? 5. Hello Joe (my friend who I talk to ALOT!) 6. Hows it swinging? 7. I know its your birthday but... Merry Christmas!!! Lame but true lol

1. Be nice. 2. Natalie, take that out of your mouth! 3. Hi. I'm Jeff and I'm an alcoholic. 4. Get me the President! I don't know why that last one. It's just something I've always wanted to say.

Pretty certain they have/had a talking Ken doll...

1.) You smell like bacon! 2.) I slept with your mom! 3.) Can I borrow a Quarter? 4.) I see dumb people! 5.) Aim for the head! 6.) Whoop Whoop!

you pull that string one more time

Carol, Turn off Dr.Laura she is a fraud.

If a talking Moncho doll were made, it would say: ------- I need to get some sleep. Too much month and not enough money. The Focus or The Protege, nah, I'll take the bike. I call it chicken you call it sylvester, I call it pelota you call it mango, is there anything we can agree on? (Moncho is the nickname for Ramon in Spanish)

Get a life! Don’t touch me their!!! Stop! No I don’t want to play Santa, and sit on your lap. HELP ME!!! Yeah, and I’m the F’ing Pope.

&lt;pull string> If that dog shi+$ in my yard one more time, I'm Killing it! <pull string> If you have my daughter home past 10:30, I'll tan your scrotum and use it for a coin purse <pull string> It wasn't me... It was the dog <pull string> How do you like my new skivvies? <pull string> I'll fix that directly

1) You must have an IQ of about room temperature. 2) Don't even think about it! 3) I'm sorry, could you try making sense for a while? 4) Sure, I can do that. (something I say FAR too often) 5) I love you, sweetie. (Just for my daughter.) 6) Life is short. Eat dessert first. 7) You've GOT to be kidding me! 8) What a moron. 9) Mmmmphf... just five more minutes. 10) Oh boy, here we go again...

Are you kidding me? It is what it is. Oooh, that's my song! That's that bulls@#t! I'll just have one more drink, then I'm outta here. You cannot be serious. It ain't gonna happen so just beat that idea outta head!

&quot;That blows!" "Kick rocks." "Not to your knowledge, no." "Me? I would NEVER!" "Lose my number." "Seriously?" "Yeah?"

You are a jive turkey sucker! I need another drink. You need a stronger pimp hand! My neck, my back, my neck and my back! Can get another drink?

Shuuuut uuuup! Works for me!

WHAT IN THE HELL'S GOIN' ON OUT THERE?

Sorry, I meant to call you earlier this week. (what a lame answer compared to the others. LOL)

&quot;fuck" "huh?" If you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain

KOLDKANUCK want Barbie (squeak,squeak)KILL KEN !

&quot;Bite Me" "Scram" "What Now?" "Only could this ever happen to ME!" "WTF now?" "I hate Wal*Mart" "I REALLY hate Wal*Mart" "Get me outta here!!!"

If a talking Royal doll were made, it would ask?: Who loves Answerbag more than me? http://www.answerbag.com/ Interview With Joel Downs Founder Answerbag.com: http://www.socaltech.com/interview_with_joel_downs__founder__answerbag/s-0007273.html - - - - [Here is an EXCERPT from the website for you] - - - - Friday, January 26, 2007 Interview with Joel Downs, Founder, Answerbag Joel Downs is Founder and General Manager of Answerbag (www.answerbag.com), an online service that allows anyone to post and answer questions on any topic. The site competes with Yahoo's popular Yahoo Answers service, and is now owned by Demand Media. We spoke with Joel to figure out where Answerbag sits in the market, and the story behind how he started the site. socalTECH's Ben Kuo interviewed Joel: Describe your service for our readers, who may not be familiar with your site? Joel Downs: Answerbag is really social Q&A, a category that is evolving for sites like Answerbag, or MSN Live, or Yahoo Answers. The general model we all have in common is people can come onto the site, and ask and answer about virtually any topic. Any user can provide an answer, and those users can vote on answers they determine are the best. That's kind of what all the sites do in common. Of course, there are different mechanisms on the site. On Answerbag, for instance, we only allow one version of each question. This is important for people when searching, to help them quickly find the nearest match to the question they're looking for. For example, if you search for "Why is the Sky Blue?" on Yahoo, you might find several hundred iterations. It can be a little tedious to determine which version the answer will be on. On Answerbag, there's just one version of the question, and the best answer is always listed on top for one question. On Answerbag, we go to great lengths to reward users for contributions based on community appreciation. On other sites, you see them giving away points or recognition for any answer, whether it's good or not, or even just for rating other users. Those things don't enhance the value of the data, and are mostly tuned to increase activity. Answerbag goes to great lengths to things like community appreciation, for the most valuable questions and answers. That's how I see Answerbag setting apart from the rest of the crowd. There are lots of people in the Q&A space, and we have a unique model. Google just shut down their Q&A service--why pursue the Q&A market, and what do you think is your niche? Joel Downs: I started in social Q&A, before Yahoo Answers and other competitive sites. I started the site in July of 2003 as a pet project. It wasn't paying the bills, and I wasn't raising money, so I put it up as a garage project, where it sat for quite a while. Early in 2006, I sold the company to Infosearch Media. That whole time, it was a passion project for me. The problem I was trying to solve was how to find information on the Internet. I saw several different trends emerging. With search engines, we've been trained to search like a machine. The average search query is something like 2.4 keywords. Imagine trying to get information in the real world using 2.4 keywords. Try asking a friend a question with 2.4 keywords wouldn't work very well. Q&A is how we collect knowledge all the time, day to day. It's natural to use the same paradigm on the web--Q&A in your own words--not just 2.4 keywords that a search engine will recognize. The other was the fact that when you do a search on Google or Yahoo, you get back a million results. You usually need one good result or see a variety of opinions and see which one has most community validation. That was the inspiration for the multiple answers voted on in a community. That model already existed with message boards--where you ask questions, and people provide answers--but there was no formal system to vet the best answer. There was no answer to tell which one is correct, which one the community agrees on. On message boards, it's very hard to find things. You can find them for the first day or two, but after a week, that's gone--and not many have useful search features. I wanted a way to archive the best questions and answers, like Usenet FAQs, but more dynamic and updatable by the general community. Tell us a little bit about your background? Joel Downs: My background is pretty entrepreneurial. Back in 1996, I was in the Bay Area and had just graduated from UC Berkely. It was a good time to be in the Bay Area. I started a dot com, Gamers.com. We went from three guys in a closet essentially, with a bunch of computers. After a couple of years slogging through the startup phase, we raised $15M through CMGI. We grew to 120 people, then we hit year 2000, when the bottom fell out of the market. The money dried up, and we went through the dot com bust cycle. Through Gamers.com we saw the best of times, worst of times, the boom and the bust, and it was a great learning experience for me on what things work and what to avoid. You don't get an experience like that in business school. I was there working from 1996 to late 2002, early 2003, when I finally gave up on the Gamers.com project. So I had some free time at that point, and it wasn't so much a conscious decision to start a company, I was just looking for something to work on. And more.... Check it out....

WHAT THE F-CK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, i KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!! LOL

I love this question, but I don't think anyone would buy a talking 'warriorchef' doll, at least not for their children... it would say: What are you? an IDIOT? Could you say that in English, please? What the (heck)!? Wanna pipe? What's the deal with you people? Are you stuck in AMBER?!! You're so f... slow, if you fell out of an airplane you wouldn't need a parachute!!! sorry, I'm an angry chef;)

talking dave doll would usually say eat shit an die pailface cos people forever picking on me......

hahaha .. awesome question a talking stacie doll would say "that's dope" .. "loves it" .. "are you kidding me with this right now?" .. "fuck balls" .. clearly my doll wouldnt be marketed at children

Derek DuCote Doll: * "...Bitch." * "Oh-My-God-What-The-Hell-Lol." * "Orange Wednesdays, like Purple Thursdays, but not." * "Ahhaha. No." * "Grite." * "Japanese High Five! Wah-Tah! o< =^.^="

The TravelSlut doll would say: "I'm looking for my seat in 1st class" "What, another around-the-world cruise?" Oh, look! There's Sydney, Australia outside my window!" "The infinity pool here at the 4 Seasons in Bangkok is awesome!"

&ldquo;I love this song!” “This one time, at Starbucks…!” “I want to graduate already!” “Boop-oop-a-doop” “YAY! Pixi Stix!”

1. Pudding 2. Give me money and I will shut up. 3. I like choklet milk. 4. Why did you turn me on? Dumbass! 5. Go away! Can't you see I'm busy here? 6. Omg! I'm naked! 7. *sings random song* 8. BURP! 9. FART! 10. Wow! You're an idiot!

Hey you &^%&%*% kids, stop doing that! Hey, put that down!! Oh God, why me?? Thats not supposed to be on fire! I'm putting a bigger engine on the garbage disposal unit No, I dont think it'll blow up Nope, say here on the box it isnt flammable.. Hmm. Whoops.

&quot; We are the champions !" " Holy smokes batman" "Should've gone to free credit report dot com !"

Try as hard as you can, failing that just use semtex. Make them think you are just like everyone else. That's why God gave you fist and steel-toe capped boots. You love better in black. The flame-thrower is the key. Use the innocent puppy-dog eyes to get away with it!!! Mwah!!! ha ha ha!! BTW the doll's name would be Satanya.

Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas.

The LeeLee Doll (^_^) "What's up Sassy Pants?" :D "You are KILLING me!" :D "Just...shake it off" :D "That does not stimulate me in any way" >:( "uuck...welcome to society....you degenerate" >:( "I need a margarita in my life....right now." ;) "Stop it, you are making me blush!" :) "Meyoow!.... Purrrrrrrr " >^:^< "Ooooh Baybee!" :) "Come sit next to LeeLee" ;) "I have to...clean out my closet" ;D

&quot;WHAT IS THIS?" "WHAT IS WRONG WITH U?" "um...fuREAL"

Duuude Hey man Hey baby What up babe? Pass the dutchie on the left hand side Wooaah

Oh My Side!!!, Excuse Me?!, S***!, I Love You!,

That thing that you have been jerking on is not the thing that makes me talk. Thats in the back. But please don't stop.

&quot;You suck at life." "I'm smarter than you are." "Pull that string one more time and see what happens."

&quot;You're a n00b." "You're a n00b."

The Talking Drake Doll would say these three catch phrases: "I like Beck!" "2 double cheeseburgers please." "Who wants some tea?" This doll is going to be a Christmas top seller!!!

&quot;Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." "There are no stupid questions, just stupid people" "You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'."

Great question, Andy! Mine would say: 1. When I get paid... I'm gonna buy *insert answer* 2. I'm just going to check my feedback real quick 3. Stella, NO! 4. I'm running really late

Most of these would have to go along with some kind of motorized fist-shaking action on the doll, of course: "CURSES!!!" "What is the PROBLEM!?" "What are you, crazy?" "GET A JOB, HIPPIES!!!" "That's rather disturbing." "<whining> I'm hungry!" "<whining> I'm sleepy!" "I'll smash you." "MOOOOOOOO!"

it would be a kaitlyn doll... hehe... and it would probably say the following... :D Whoa! Dream Big!... What the f*** do you want? Holy S***! The world is going to explode! Oh no! Shut you freaking gob! Touch me one more time... i dare ya... AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! What? Huh? Cheese? WHERE!? Haha... WORD! Suck my non-exsiting wang... I Love You!... NOT!!! Wow... your sexy...hehe... ... yes... that would totally be me as a doll... named kaitlyn... hehe...

A talking Samantha doll... deceptively innocent-looking! "Psh, laaaaaame!" (when angry) "F**K MY FACE!" "CUUUTE!" "No me gusta!" "I'm tired" "nani?"

&quot;Shut UP" "That's just mental" "Bloody hell" "Can I borrow a tenner?" "I didn't know we had homework?!"

Suck it! Get sum! GFY! WTF! Bollucks! Tats! Have a nice cup of shut the eff up!

&quot;im hella fierce!" "awww cute!" "*BURP*" "like" alot "im hungry" "i love Richie"

Iff one were made of my english teacher it would say: -fish -czeckosloavakia -i dont like you, i dont like you and i dont like you -the lord of the rings are the worst books in the world -haddock -cod -Roary, the racing car

&quot;WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU LOOKING AT!" "PUT ME DOWN - YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN" "OH NO, NOT YOU AGAIN" "WHAT TIME'S BREAKFAST?"

If a talking Marie doll were made it would probably say... Hopefully Josh will phone me soon I want a hug I got a text message I need more pink Shut up I want to hold the baby (that basically sums me up, a Josh and pink obsessed person, who often tells people to shut up, likes text messaging and loves babies.

Squrrel Face the doll. That's a scary thought. If it did exist though. It would probably say: "Meh" ":flex:" "Penis.......Tee hee" "Action!" "Cut!" "Sleeping is for pussies." "That's what she said." "Bend over, I'll show ya." "Because you touch yourself." "I will kick you in the face, cause that's where your stupid lives." "Fuck!" "Shit!" "Fuckshit!" "God damn it!" "Your Mom."

If a talking Garrett action figure were made it would say only one thing over and over... legalize it!

Sailor KoKo / Tomy Talkng Action Figure nowsold =D Buy yours! Says lovel catchphrases like: ''Meh, who cares?'' ''TEMME TEMME TEMME!!!!!'' ''So what? I'm more mature than you anyhows!''

The Talking Jan'et doll would say things like: "what would you like for dinner tonight, Honey?" "can I refill your wine glass?" "is that the dog barking?" "I LOVE Saturdays!!" "whatever!!" (one of my favorites and repeated often!) "sh*t the bed!!" (as an expression of pure surprise!!) "f*ck off, asshat!!" (usually screamed out in traffic)

Well this is awkward What are you up to? Eek! Yo yo yo Can I help you? I'm hungry now That's awesome! but I'm so tired! Aww don't you look cute. What are you talkng about? I don't feel like going out tonight. Bye bye.