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I would feel you want your child to have a difficult life. ;)
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I would ask what you are drinking/smoking/snorting/swallowing, and where can I get some!
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Poor kid.
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I'd feel that your grasp of the English language (or any for that matter) was regrettably lacking. :-)
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i would think that you're an absolute idiot and that you want your child to suffer throughout their life.
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I'd laugh. My grandpa knew a guy named Zh because his parents couldn't spell when they had to right his name on the birth certificate.
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I've actually seen the name Abcde. I think it's a terrible thing to do to a person. A name is important and not something to joke around with.
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I would feel confused and sorry for the kid.
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well, it would be your right but I would think about it since it is something that would stay with the child until they are old enough to be able to change their name
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But see Jerad, can still be spelled phonetically to sound like Jerad. Ok well this is pointless...
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I'd be FHWSTIFQXR actually!
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Honestly, I would wonder what was wrong with his parents. I know this boy that attends an Alternative High School and his name is Michael but his mother misspelled his name and put Micheal on his birth certificate. He is picked on everyday about how 'stupid' his mother is. The poor kid is always in trouble.
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I would think that you really hated the kid.
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I am sorry, but people that do that are trying to make it look like they are out there and different. they are trying to hard to make a change and be different when in reality they are comforming to what everyone is trying to do to be different and in turn, end up the same. I would feel for that child everytime he walked into a class room and somebody tried to pronunce his name. I mean, I have kids in my school with traditional name spellings get mistaken, that would be like...social suicide. He would probably just get his name changed when he got older and hold it against you for the rest of your life.
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Lmao. I would always try to prnounce it. Something like this: EX-JICK-WILTH.... in fact, that sounds cool. Imagine if you named your kid shitface or pinhead... omg the tortue!
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I'd probably say that my name is Rebecca, but don't forget to spell it with the silent Q. :-)
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I would think it's innovative
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I would say you were a selfish schmuck who didn't take the time to consider your child's future!
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Oh, I get it, kinda like "Stan" with a "C".
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That would be very odd since there is no way any of the pronunciations of the letters could lead to that. I remember one spelling of Fish was Photi which at least can be pronounced that way.
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I'd want him playing scrabble
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there seems to be a relationship between "unique" names and admission to psychiatric hospitals. perhaps the parents are predisposed to novel things and might be just a bit "touched". maybe the kid was so used to being picked on for the unique name that he lost it. maybe the parents just didn't know how to spell and "cognitive" deficits in parents might lead to increased use of psych hospitals by their kids. i'd feel sad for the child if the parents chose this for him. and, i'd feel even worse if the kid was named XJKWLTH but pronounced Mike and she was a girl!!!
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I would have to think you are pretty damm weird to want to do this, i take that back, You would be super duper turbo deluxe weird, with a dash of sugar on top.
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Sure better than the other way around...
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I'd feel like you're an idiot. Tell me I'm the only one who felt that way.
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