ANSWERS: 28
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"Computer says no!" (Quoted)
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you idiot! what do you think youre doing? your grandma could work me better than you do!! ;)
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leave me alone! :] x
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11000100111100001111 !!
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You again?
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"I need more hard drive space, idiot!"
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My work computer? "Duuuuurrrrr!" It's pretty slow. =P
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"Please. No more porn. I'm begging you."
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Ummm, yeah, do yo think you could just dust my keys every once in a while? Is that a lot to ask?
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get a life
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You're constantly pushing my buttons!! YOu turn me on and off and you don't know when to stop.
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Try making your config files a little more symmetrical, you slob!!! Ever heard of the TAB key, you mostly bag of water?!?
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I'm sick of hearing that song !!!
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Leave me alone!
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Give me a break!!
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Get that damm cat off the keyboard - sick of sending fleamails!!!!
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" you always press all my buttons! :D"
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You know, you could get arrrested for looking at that.
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HELP!!! I am being attacked by viruses on the backs of Trogen Horses!!!
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WT* Woman! Keep your shorts on and I'll get to it!
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Do some work you lazy b****D!
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If all you're going to use me for is sex, then this relationship is over.
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You spend too much time on AB, even when you have many other things to do :)
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"Your gonna love me much more than that crappy XP you just got rid of!" (Then Cod4 crashes) Damn vista!
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Get a life !!
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Is it raelly necessary to bang on my keys that way?I know YOU like it rough but gimme a break would ya.
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Will you tell "Cyber" to stop being so ruff with me ouch! my keys hurt sob!
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Where you bin yo?...
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