Damn, I'm so freaking bored.Can you make me laugh?
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A3 -Virtual Dj in Italy.
ANSWERS: 18
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No
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Russell Peters.
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Maybe?
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This cracked me up. I hope it works for you.
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This would be far funnier if it weren't so sadly true!
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While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release some pent-up energy and ran amok. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!" The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing. I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of laughter.
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Yes.
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Let me tell ya a "blonde" joke, (I hope you're not blonde, or offended): A man and his blonde wife had laid in bed, night after night, week after week, listening to the neighbors dogs BARK all night long, every single night! The husband had asked and asked if they would stop the barking dogs, just to let them get a little bit of rest. But, no response! The neighbors just left them out there barking, and barking, and barking, etc. !!!! Finally, the blonde wife had had all that she could take! So, she got up, went downstairs and outside, did something, and came back about 20 minutes later with this incredibly satisfied smile on her face. When the husband couldn't stand it anymore, (and, by the way, STILL heard the dogs barking, non-stop), he asked his blonde wife "Honey, what did you DO"??? The wife, totally pleased with herself, said, "I went down and got the dogs, and moved them over into OUR back yard! I want to see how THEY like having the dogs bark all night while THEY try to sleep"!!!
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Well I stumbled into this one last night and it still has me LMMFAO, and I love the "original" song a lot, so spoofs like this don't always make me this pleased. But the message this spoof presents SO well is almost better than the original is.
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I defy anyone not to laugh a little at this.
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This is short and so funny pun on the uh, thong showing fashion trend
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I love Wanda...all her stuff here cracks me up....A bit naughty...if the word "Pussy" offends...don't listen. Also good was: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXT_La00I9w&feature=related
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This face seats six.
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This one is priceless too.
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This is funny
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I think this is really funny! :-)
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I almost pee on myself every time I watch this. Holy crap. It never gets old. He loses allllll sense of cool. I will laugh at this when I'm 80.
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heres a yo mama joke for u.......... yo mama's so fat..she put a pair of Guess jeans on and the answer popped out! LOL
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