- NEW!
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on January 19th, 2008
Well I stumbled into this one last night and it still has me LMMFAO, and I love the "original" song a lot, so spoofs like this don't always make me this pleased.
But the message this spoof presents SO well is almost better than the original is.
by unknown on January 18th, 2008
This cracked me up. I hope it works for you.
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on January 20th, 2008
This one is priceless too.
by BrokeDog on January 18th, 2008
Let me tell ya a "blonde" joke, (I hope you're not blonde, or offended):
A man and his blonde wife had laid in bed, night after night, week after week, listening to the neighbors dogs BARK all night long, every single night! The husband had asked and asked if they would stop the barking dogs, just to let them get a little bit of rest. But, no response! The neighbors just left them out there barking, and barking, and barking, etc. !!!!
Finally, the blonde wife had had all that she could take! So, she got up, went downstairs and outside, did something, and came back about 20 minutes later with this incredibly satisfied smile on her face. When the husband couldn't stand it anymore, (and, by the way, STILL heard the dogs barking, non-stop), he asked his blonde wife "Honey, what did you DO"???
The wife, totally pleased with herself, said, "I went down and got the dogs, and moved them over into OUR back yard! I want to see how THEY like having the dogs bark all night while THEY try to sleep"!!!
by Sugar-licious a bellydancing rum maiden on January 19th, 2008
This is short and so funny pun on the uh, thong showing fashion trend
by ChelseaMark on January 19th, 2008
I defy anyone not to laugh a little at this.
by DixieRock on January 18th, 2008
While in line at the bank one afternoon,
my toddler decided to release
some pent-up energy and ran amok.
I was finally able to grab hold of
her after receiving looks of disgust
and annoyance from other patrons.
I told her that if she did not start behaving
"right now" she would be punished.
To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as
threatening,
"If you don't let me go right now,
I will tell Grandma that I saw you
kissing Daddy's pee-pee last night!"
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange.
Even the tellers stopped what they were doing.
I mustered up the last of my dignity and
walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow.
The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me, were screams of
laughter.
by Da Azian Boi on January 18th, 2008
Russell Peters.
by jairecho on December 16th, 2008
heres a yo mama joke for u.......... yo mama's so fat..she put a pair of Guess jeans on and the answer popped out!
LOL
by Dazed and Confused on January 20th, 2008
I almost pee on myself every time I watch this. Holy crap. It never gets old. He loses allllll sense of cool. I will laugh at this when I'm 80.
by JamesD on January 20th, 2008
I think this is really funny! :-)
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on January 18th, 2008
This would be far funnier if it weren't so sadly true!
by Rude Bear Ready for Winter on January 20th, 2008
This is funny
by Redhawk on January 20th, 2008
I love Wanda...all her stuff here cracks me up....A bit naughty...if the word "Pussy" offends...don't listen. Also good was: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lXT_La00I9w&feature=related
by JTP on January 18th, 2008
Maybe?
by Talimze on January 18th, 2008
No
by Valeria_S on February 7th, 2011
ya just click thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AWNa3Y1d7So
by Valeria_S on February 7th, 2011
by Stoob1354 on July 28th, 2010
A man walks into a bar...
OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay, not so good...
A grae one teacher is letting each child draw something on the board. Little Johnny's turn finally came around but the teacher was a bit hesitan seeing as he could sometimes be a bit crude. He went up and drew a little dot.
"And what is that?" The teacher asked.
"It's a period," Johnny said.
"I know thatbut how is it relevant?"
"Heck I know, but today my sister missed one, dad went nuts, mum cried and the neighbour shot himself!"
by sm00z on January 20th, 2008
This face seats six.
by Stoob1354 on July 28th, 2010
A man walks into a bar
OUCH!
Okay not so good...
A teacher is asking the year one class to each draw something on the board. She was hesitant of letting little Johnny draw something because he was a little bit crude. Finally his turn came, he went up and drew a dot. She said, "And what is this johnny?"
He said, "It's a period"
"I know that but what has it got to do with our subject?"
he said "Heck I know but today my sister missed one, mum panicked, dad went crazy, and the neghbor shot himself!"
by Daneca on January 18th, 2008
Yes.
Would you post your naked pictures on internet for $10,000?
by hsingh2711 on February 5th, 2012
| 1 person likes this
Don't ca just love Adele...
by nice jugs on February 2nd, 2012
| 5 people like this
Would you ever consider having a roverostomy?
by Kenz the Frenz on February 3rd, 2012
| 1 person likes this
What would you do if you could stop time?
by Steven_S3187 on February 4th, 2012
| 1 person likes this
Choose your Fantasy (Women Only) (See Description)
by ~|~mobilewarrior`~|~ on February 6th, 2012
| 1 person likes this
You're reading Damn, I'm so freaking bored.Can you make me laugh?
Your favorite Q&A site is on Facebook! Become a fan to connect with the ever-growing community of Answerbaggers, share your thoughts and find out what Answerbag's up to next!
Comments
That was fantastic!
by unknown on January 19th, 2008
Thanks lass!
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on January 19th, 2008
You're welcome, Jack. :)
by unknown on January 19th, 2008
Very funny, and all so true.
by Cowboy-Matter of Fact on January 19th, 2008
Wow, this guy is brilliant.
by Anonymous on January 19th, 2008
What a statement!
by Sugar-licious a bellydancing rum maiden on January 19th, 2008
Sug! How you doing girl?
by Anonymous on January 19th, 2008
I'm doing good. Got a sick little one though, so I'm trying to stay up so I can keep an eye on his temperature.
by Sugar-licious a bellydancing rum maiden on January 19th, 2008
Oh my goodness :( What's going on?
.
I hope he's ok! Let me know! Sending good thoughts!
by Anonymous on January 19th, 2008
Thanks! He's had a bad headache and very runny nose and as soon as the tylenol or advil starts wearing off his temp starts climbing. He's so disappointed he was supposed to play in his first basketball tournament this weekend.
by Sugar-licious a bellydancing rum maiden on January 19th, 2008
There are few worse feelings than having a sick child. I know you wish you could just trade and take the sickness yourself. I have never felt more helpless than when one of my kids is very ill and I cannot just "make it all better". My oldest was prone to very high temps when she was a toddler, once her temp went to 106 and she started having convulsions. I had to rush her to the ER and I have never felt so helpless in my life.
by Cowboy-Matter of Fact on January 20th, 2008
Momma, I have come across you far to seldom lately. I have this overwhelming desire to just go posi-troll you like you deserve it, which you do. Happy Sunday.
by Cowboy-Matter of Fact on January 20th, 2008
It's starting to break again. It has just spiked like clockwork since about midnight Friday, every 4-6 hours.
by Sugar-licious a bellydancing rum maiden on January 20th, 2008
I have no doubt you will watch closely and take care of it Sugar. You are a good mom, and good mom's deserve more credit than they get. I wish there were more of them. The world would be a better place.
by Cowboy-Matter of Fact on January 20th, 2008
I know my kids appreciate those stick in the ear temp thingies, beats the hell out of when I was a kid and had that glass thing stuck under my tongue or in my butt.
by Cowboy-Matter of Fact on January 20th, 2008
I have a new one that is like the ear thing but you just swipe the sensor across the forehead.
by Sugar-licious a bellydancing rum maiden on January 20th, 2008
I have seen those advertised, very cool.
by Cowboy-Matter of Fact on January 20th, 2008
Hey Capt'n, this is way cool :)
by Anonymous on January 20th, 2008
I'm glad you like it but Youtube seems broke right now so I can't seem to see it or access the Youtube site directly either.
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on January 20th, 2008
I think it's OOA for maintenance :(
by Anonymous on January 20th, 2008
So you have an issue there too?
I asked a <?> bout it on here and others said NP on there!
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on January 20th, 2008
lol covers all the bases AND unfortunately I think it most accurately defines a painfully large segment of society's interests...in many ways...(not all...but a good number!) YIKES
by Redhawk on January 20th, 2008
Hilarious !! and true !! ;-)
by Anonymous on January 20th, 2008
Hey Sug, how's the little one today? Better I hope, poor thing. It sounds almost like he's got a sinus infection! Did you happen to try a decongestant for him? I don't like to use them, but I keep it around just in case.
.
@Cowboys, thanks for saying 'hi'. I needed to cut out a bit of stress so I took a five day AB break (I got so much done!) I've been hitting the gym again finally (pats self on the back), the kids started a soccer class yesterday and are starting dance classes this week, so I've been a little busy! Thanks for noticing that I wasn't around a lot. That means so much to me :)
by Anonymous on January 20th, 2008
Hey Momma Bear, he seems better but I checked his temp and it was up to a 100.0 again a few minutes ago.I think it is sinus related he had a nose bleed while he was sleeping. Scared the heck out of me at first when I walked in his room and saw smears of blood across his pillow. He says his head is feeling better. I gave him half of a Thera-flu packet last night. Doc is going to meet me at 3 at his office.
by Sugar-licious a bellydancing rum maiden on January 20th, 2008
Thanks so much for asking! Love ya!
by Sugar-licious a bellydancing rum maiden on January 20th, 2008
Love you too Sug! You will both be in my thoughts today. Let me know how he's doing. And I agree with Cowboys, you're such a good momma :)
by Anonymous on January 20th, 2008
You are too!
by Sugar-licious a bellydancing rum maiden on January 20th, 2008
I love it! This guy's a genuis.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on January 23rd, 2008
aw shucks Paso, I'm just the guy who found it and posted it.
You should hear my remake of the band Buck Cherry's song CRAZY BITCH
I'd give you a sample but it'd have a certain group after me with pitchforks and torches or tar and feathers, either one or both.
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on February 11th, 2008
There's always e-mail!
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on February 12th, 2008
Ok I'll give it a shot, when I get a chance.
Are you familiar with that Buck Cherry song?
Anyone else up for hearing my rendition, that's seen this?
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on February 13th, 2008
Goodie. I'll be looking. I am. I'm still shocked they play it on the radio around here. Sure it's cleaned up some, but we all know the words.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on February 14th, 2008
C'mon it's a name for a female dog, and my inexperience that's an insult to dogs.
by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on February 14th, 2008
In same cases hell yes it is.
by P. W. Pasobrio loves Marines on February 17th, 2008
That is cute!!!
by Capt.Lizzie_pirate king_Swann on April 6th, 2008