a porcelain bunny rabbit

their own dog bed that i have had for years. and a house phone.

my underwear

My first digital camera. My sister in law's dog chewed it up like a piece of bubble gum. She was so nice to replace it though.

My entire Lord Of The Rings hardcover book set. I nearly had one mutilated puppy.

My little itty bitty puppy (well, she's a Golden Retriever, so maybe not so little)eats books. She seems to particularly enjoy non-fiction. Specifically, history. I have 7 bookcases in my dining room (instead of a table) that I have all categorized and alphabetized, (because I am a big book dork) and for some reason, she only likes books from a certain bookcase. So if you can absorb knowledge through osmosis, she is well on her way to a masters in medieval history. Naughty naughty puppy;)

Any grocery bag is attacked and ripped to shreds by the current kittens (10 months old). The funniest toy that they like is the little plastic stopper that you pull out of a half-gallon carton of milk. One of the kittens carries it around in his mouth and growls at it, then bats it around until he loses it under the fridge or stove. I bet there are 20-30 under there now . . . :o)

2 Three piece suites, A pair of Hardwood French Doors, Holes chewed in protruding edges plaster walls, A three foot Yucca plant and its plastic pot disappeared down her throat. Batteries. During a storm when we were out she ate an enormous hole in a mattress to try to hide I imagine. She was very afraid. Of course all the usual stuff like shoes etc. German Shepherds love furniture

A tin can. It was almost completely consumed/destroyed.

Well, I love dove chocolate and the kind that I buy comes with cute little sayings on the inside of the foil wrapper. I've been saving them for a craft project...but apparently my dogs love the taste of foil, cause if they can find them and manage to get a hold of them, they will all be eaten.

We had a baby St. Bernard puppy, about 5 months old, (if you can call 50 lbs. and about the size of a Dalmation, a puppy), actually EAT our 7 ft. long couch! And, I mean, he ATE it! The wood frame was destroyed, half the foam was gone, and nothing bigger than a football was left! He totally floored us! It took 3 trips to the "vet" to make sure nothing blocked up his insides.

I had a Lab puppy who gnawed the facings off my doors. I gave her to my mom who has a fenced yard. She ate the siding off her house three feet high. Labs seem to love to chew.

My panties.

A few years ago we had a labrador puppy and she chewed the hoover, she didnt like the noise it made and if you left it out of the cupboard she would sit and growl at it, jump on it and chew the edges of it, she wrecked the rollers underneath it, she was a bit mental lol in a funny way

My dog ATE an antique brass Buddha when he was a puppy! I am not sure how or why. We came home and he had gotten out of his crate (presumably, our other dog let him out!). The brass statue was all but gone, and he had a little cut on his face from it. It was bizarre, and we still don't know where the pieces of that Buddha 'ended up'. He survived it, though, and still lives six years later! We did reinforce the crate after that!!

I've actually had really great pets that never "destroyed" anything. They may have taken an occasional crap on the carpet here and there, but nothing of mine has ever been "destroyed", so I guess I've been pretty lucky.

I've had so many things destroyed by pets and just the yesterday I discovered our youngest dog had chewed up a jar of Nads Hair Wax. It was okay with me because I only tried it on one strip of my shin and I couldn't bring myself to inflict any further pain on myself. Actually my first thought was forget Waterboarding as a form of torture, try waxing the body hair on prisoners if you really want to torture them. So far the dog seems okay.

Long story, so grab your beverage, light your smoke and relax. My beloved wife and I moved into a very small trailer house 1 1/2 years ago, so that we could build a house behind it and recycle the trailer afterwards (This think was a pile). Anyway. Kimmee left to go with her Mom to Pennsylvania for 4 or 5 days, so I got the bright idea to fix the dishwasher - as a suprise for when she got home. You know.... Stay home and fix stuff instead of running drunk with the boys. Anyway, I started at about 9:00, I removed the dishwasher and found that the solenoid had been frozen and swollen out of shape. I took it out in the shop, placed it in the vice and dissassembled the solenoid. My plan was to swage the tube so that the magnet would slide up and down on the shaft - viola! problem solved. Anyway, as I removed the last screw from the body of the solenoid, the steel plunger shot out, went over my left shoulder and onto the floor in front of OZ... OZ is 120 lbs of super sweet rottweiler. Oz takes a lash with his massive tongue. The plunger dissapeared into that giant maw he calls a mouth, never to be seen again. This is where the trouble begins... It is now past midnight, I have to shower, and the solenoid for the water is plumbed right into the line. There is no shut off valve, so I had all the water turned off to the house. This means no shower, and I was filthy. "MUST FIX DISHWASHER"... I ended up machining the threads off of a bold, and making a new plunger, putting it in the dishwasher, installing it, and taking a shower. At 3 am, I hear PHHHHHHHTtthhththhhththht in the kitchen, so I get up to find 3 inches of water on the floor because the solenoid failed. The big problem was that the floor had dry rot, and eventually collapsed, exposing the bare earth under the house. When Kimmee came home, every one of her cabinets were laying in the grass in front of the house, and I was nailing new plywood decking to the floor. She cried for two days, and now insists that I run the bars while she's gone. I know it is my stupidity, but... I'm blaming the dog for ruining the kitchen.

My virginity LOL JK bookshelf my cat scratched it until it got so weak it collasped