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Me , me , me !!! I once walked out during a sermon . The priest asked where I was going and I told him I was going for a haircut. He then asked me why I hadn't had it done before I came to mass to which I replied " It didn't need doing then !! "
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I always find myself saying, "I can't take anymore of this s**t!
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I have never and will never go to one.
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It can be, but it really depends on the priest. When I was at university, there was a priest everyone called "Father Take a Nap" for two reasons, he made you want to take a nap, and sometimes he seemed to be taking a nap. I belonged to a parish a few years ago that had a really charismatic and engaging preist who made things interesting and he would throw humor into is homily and it really wasn't so boring.
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Mass, although it always remains the same, it is not easy to understand and it can be very confusing. Anyway, it's a fact, Mass never changes. The scientists say so, maybe that's why they never go to church. Weight, again according to scientists, changes from one level to another, but it is easier to understand. It's the force exerted on a Mass. The lower the level the bigger the force and the higher the level the weaker the force so that if your level is high enough above the ground the force becomes negligible. Don't say that to your priest/pastor though, he/she might quickly bring you back down to earth, where the force on any Mass is greatest. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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