(Excerpt from Comcast Homepage) "Man puts out fire with Aunt's XL undies." What other unintended uses can you think of for granny panties?
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MG1942 Has a Life Penguin
ANSWERS: 10
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SLING SHOT! A Tent... Maybe even a hammock...
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Two of you stretch them out whilst someone else shakes the apple tree. A tent for a children's sleepover. Stitch the legs up and put the National Lottery balls in them. Tie them between two trees and sling mudballs at annoying neighbours. Tie them to a tree house , put a few kids in them and hey presto , communal bungee knickers.
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A shower cap. Or if you want to sew the leg openings together they might make a nice bowling ball carrier. Or sew the waist part together & use the leg openings as the handles.
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You can cover the spinning vent thingy on top of the house during the winter. Though granny might need them during the winter.
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I was once washing windows at my sisters house with a rag and bucket. I pulled out the "rag" only to find that it was a pair of her underwear! GROSS!!!!!
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Birth Control. Come on, just thinking about them puts a damper of an amorous intention.....
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If they are made of 100% cotton, a dustcloth comes to mind! :)
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How 'bout a Halloween ghost costume for a 4 yr. old?;)
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Filtering Moonshine;) EW!
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Maybe a poor man's oven mitt or a strainer.
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