Humor please. Rumor has it Microsoft is trying to break into the 60 + yrs. old demographic. Who would care to spitball a few geriatric XBOX360 game concepts?
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I think they already have bingo as a downloadable arcade game. (>.<)
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Um, virtual shuffleboard?
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Walking around a retirement home, hitting people with your cane as you walk by and lifting up the employee's skirts!
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Grand Theft Hoveround ...
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Call of Duty 6 - Where's my slippers, Marge? or Rogue Spear 9- The Incontinence pad of destiny..
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A game where kids approach your house from different directions, and you have to be the most efficient running outside and yelling at them to get off your lawn. Major points off if they manage to TP your virtual house while you're in the virtual bathroom.
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How about Extreme Bathroom Racing! You get to plot your route to a place and then locate all the possible bathroom stops along the way to your destination(i.e. the Post Office), then start your engines and try to get there with as few stops as possible;)
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I got another one: Rambo 4: The Game;)
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OAP Resident Evil. Jill Valentine and Chris Redfield have long since retired from saving the world from Umbrella. But now the T-virus had broken out in a retirement home, turning all the old folks into the undead. Jill and chris have to fend off the slowest zombies in the world with walking sticks and zimmer frames. But occasionally your allies will become tired and you have to push eachother around in a wheel chair- but it makes clearing the corridors with the shotgun much easier. Be warned- due to the effects of the outbreak, you've lost communiction with the outside world, and you will have to find a way to restore power to the building before you can operate the stair lift and get to the next floor.
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Coupons/discounts based on not drooling, spitting, farting, belching while eating cabbage and beans...
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Remembering, of course, that this is the baby boomers we are talking about now and not their parents, I'm sure they think they are plenty cool enough for video games. They've thought they were all that since they were kids. So how about "Guitar Hero at Woodstock, the Jimi Hendricks Edition." Or maybe "Tiptoeing Through the Tulips with Tiny Tim." Or maybe we could have "Band of Brothers on the Ho Chi Min Trail." Or maybe they could come up with a video game that stimulates getting stoned, that would bring back memories of youth.
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how about a game where you drive really slowly untill theres a huge q behind you and then brake for no reason.
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