ANSWERS: 5
  • Suddenly give birth to a pitch-black horned screaming infant on the conference room table. That should do the trick.
  • don't go!
  • Get your phone on vibrate. Act like it's ringing. Pick it up, and act like you're special someone (even if it's imaginary) is FREAKING OUT. like "Woah, babe, babe, calm down. Talk slower. Ok, what's wrong." Then say to others that you have to take the call, and walk out. That's a good one to get out of a meeting. or if you have kids (Not saying that this is the right thing to do people) just say that you have to go take care of them.
  • You could die. Then you'd NEVER have to work ever again.
  • Call and say you died........... I'm kidding people!!! Geeeeeeze!!!! LOL!

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