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Church. I was 15 and had to give morning announcements. I was flirting with a girl that sat next to me, got wood and then was called on to give announcements. I was standing behind the lectern, so I extended the announcements an extra minute or so until the flag pole fell.
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In front of my mother's friend. She stared.
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At a cousin's wedding. Next time I wear slacks, I'll have to wrap a rope around my waist!
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In gym class in like 7th grade I was talkin to a girl I liked and we all had those swishy pants on for gym class. like 20 people saw and laughed, I started wearing tightey whities again after that which I got picked on for when we changed after that
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I was playing Joseph in the Christmas play. I had a crush on the girl playing Mary. Her costume was just tied in the back, and she had to stand in front of me. For some reason it was loose and I could see her butt the whole play in front of the church. It was embarrassing.
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I was at the doctor getting a physical. She was 30's and quite attractive. When it came time to give me the hernia test she asked me to remove my hospital gown. I'm standing there naked and she grabs my balls and tells me to cough. I got a massive erection, and she looked right at it, then look up at me with one of those naughty librarian smiles and said, "...again..."
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