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Pull out the Barry Manilow and blast it at them full force!
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u start with blink 183!!
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Play a lot of old Liberace albums and that should scare away any intruders on the premises.
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tie them to a chair place headphones on them and repeatedly play "grandma got run over by a reindeer".until blood flows from their eyes.
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Put on some Massive Attack and lull them into a sleep. And then cut their tongue out.
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Get out the karaoke machine and fire back with Spice Girls. They'll either go crazy and leave or sing along for long enough for you to capture them and tie them up!
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redrum! redrum!
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I suggest hitting them repeatedly with something blunt. No, not A blunt. SOMETHING blunt. :P
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Clamp a pair of earphones over their ears, then crank up the Michael Bolton!
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Nick all their ♫ small things ♫
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Go to the television and turn on the Elevator Music Channel, crank it up to "10", and watch the painful expresions on their face.
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Crank up some Wayne Newton ( Live From The Stardust), at about 120 decibals ! If you REALLY want to inflict some cruel and unusual punishment go for some Roger Whittaker or Robert Goulet.
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I like the attitude everyone has, but my choice for the headphones is "Midnight at the Oasis" by Maria Muldaur! If that don't get 'em, nothing will!
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Slim Whitman, REALLY loud. Need I say more??
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First, lead pipe to the back of the head. Tie them to a chair in a warehouse. Have a straight razor on hand. Get all "Reservoir Dogs" on them while playing anything by Judy Garland or Liza Minelli when they wake up. After about a half hour, they will beg to be put down. Be strong, remember they were singing Blink 182! No, I am being too cruel here. Judy Garland and Liza are really pushing it. Play the soundtrack to "All that Jazz" while putting them leg first into a wood chipper (ala Fargo).
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Sing Barry Manilow songs at the top of your lungs. That should make the point.
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send in this little las
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sing 'achey breaky heart'. over, and over, and over...
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Unleash William Hung. Some say he has no talent. Let them decide for themselves while you wait for the cops to pick them up.
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dip their toes in boiling wax, then cut the off make them into jello and feed it to him
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