by davoomac on April 21st, 2006

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Why did Satan rebel against God?

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by Wendora on November 19th, 2006
Free Will... he made a choice... selfish ambition.
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- so so so so true
  
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  by mememe on March 23rd, 2008
- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  
  Its a circle.
  
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  
  This saddens me the worst.
  
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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  by eternal0void on November 2nd, 2008
- Yes, Satan chose to defy God. Why would he do this unless he thought it was actually possible though, is the better question to me. Either he was ignorant to the fact that God could not be defeated, or it was possible, but Satan failed.
  
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  by wthamilt on November 8th, 2008
- Also, eternal0void, where do you get that Satan or the angels did or didn't have free will? I will only ask you this once, despite your copy and pasting on nearly every answer on here...
  
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  by wthamilt on November 8th, 2008
- Psalm 103:20-21 declares that God's Angels are completely obedient to God's Will, preventing "free will" in Angels.
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  The tapdancing to try and explain how "Lucifer" somehow managed to have "free will" anyway is very entertaining though doomed to failure: the basic argument is "despite the fact that the Bible says Angels have no free will, our statement that Satan was a fallen angel and not ordered to rebel by God 'proves' Angels have free will [even though this goes against the Bible's teachings on the subject]".
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  Isaiah is mentioned frequently, despite the passages about the "morning star" being so clearly about a local Babylonian King and not about any "Fallen Angel".
  
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  by eternal0void on November 12th, 2008
- 2 Corinthians 4:4 is used to declare "Satan is God of this World" and to make the claim that Angels have the free will to decide to become Gods. This of course runs smack into the Old Testament claim that there are no other Gods.
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  So what it all boils down to is that Angels have no free will, and that reinterpretations of the Bible to give them "free will" typically result in Bible contradictions, invalidating the "proofs".
  
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  by eternal0void on November 12th, 2008
- God has given free moral agency to all His creations, including angels. Out of the entire host of angels in heaven, there are three archangels (head angels): Lucifer (who later became Satan), Gabriel and Michael.
  
  Each archangel is in charge of one-third of the host of heaven. Lucifer and his one-third rebelled against God, but the other two-thirds did not follow suit. They chose to remain loyal and obedient to God.
  
  If angels did not have the free agency to decide on their own to disobey and were just robots, they would have never rebelled.
  
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  by gowriter on December 27th, 2008
- gowriter, the Bible states that angels have no free will. Are you seriously trying to say that the Bible is WRONG about something?
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  I understand that you have a made-up story with no Bible backing whatsoever claiming that some of the angels rebelled without God willing that they rebel, but that story just isn't backed up by anything in the Bible.
  
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  by eternal0void on January 7th, 2009
- eternal0void, and where do you get the bible backing that states that God DOESN'T give his creation free moral agency? Please do provide some.
  
  Oh and here: Romans 2:12-16
  
  Theres some backing for God giving us the capability to create our own thoughts- therefore giving us free will.
  
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  by Kittyy on April 15th, 2009
- OH! and Psalm 103:20-21? It says that he blesses the angels that do actually listen to his word and keep it. It doesn't say that they are incapable of choosing to do otherwise.
  
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  by Kittyy on April 15th, 2009
- eternal0void, the fact that satan (an angel) rebelled against God, tells me that he indeed had free will to do so. God didn't "make" satan rebel. The biggest reason that satan tried to dethrone God was because of pride. Satan fell from grace and a third of all the angels decided to follow him. If that isn't free will then what is?
  
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  by The Galaxy Hitchhiker on June 14th, 2009
- Avatar Kittyy and Gowriter, amen and I agree.
  
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  by The Galaxy Hitchhiker on June 14th, 2009
- PRIDE! Same reason why people refuse his mercy.
  
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  by itisihere on November 5th, 2009
- Ok so when Gods the one who wants ultimate power that makes Satan selfish????? Wow.
  
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  by OK3 on January 19th, 2010
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by pugwashjw65 on January 9th, 2007
Satan wanted the same worship due only to Almighty God. Something he was not entitled to.
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- Why isn't he entitled to it? Why is Yahweh entitled to it?
  
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  by AntigoneRising on January 18th, 2007
- Because Yahweh in hebrew also known in english as Jehovah is the creator of the heavens and the earth, we exist because of this fact. Satan is a rebel with out a cause for good.
  
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  by Anonymous on January 25th, 2007
- According to the myth, Yahweh created everything to serve and glorify Him...like a big slavemaster. Sorry, that's not righteousness, that's narcissism.
  
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  by AntigoneRising on January 25th, 2007
- Yes Yahweh created everything, narcissism (perversion or selfishness) Well i cant see that in the bible...maybe we can open this up to answerbag?
  
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  by Anonymous on January 26th, 2007
- You cannot see narcissim? He wipes out entire cultures (men, women, and children) for not worshipping and glorifying Him (well, sometimes the virgins are left alive for the Hebrews to rape), and you don't see narcissim?
  
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  by AntigoneRising on July 23rd, 2007
- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  
  Its a circle.
  
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  
  This saddens me the worst.
  
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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  by eternal0void on November 2nd, 2008
- No, God is not narcissistic. He is a jealous God. He says so. He created everything from the beginning, but people are giving credit to stones and rocks and gold statues moons and stars and trees that haven't done anything.
  
  THe Father and Christ made man in Their image. If it was rocks and trees and grass and moons who did that, then why don't we look like rocks and trees and grass and moons and gold statues?
  
  God commands respect and obedience. In turn, He provides for us. It is no different than you parenting children, but they choose to give credit to another man or woman claiming to be their parents.
  
  It would equate to you writing a bestseller of a book, but the credit went to some other person who didn't even contribute to the creation.
  
  It's not narcisstic. It's God's righteous anger. he commands respect. So far He's sat back and said, "Okay. Go ahead. Worship another. Just wait."
  
  That day of "just wait" is coming around the corner quickly.
  
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  by gowriter on December 27th, 2008
- So God walks like a narcissist, swims like a narcissist, and quacks like a narcissist, but he's not a narcissist?
  
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  by eternal0void on January 7th, 2009
- No, because words apparently have subjective meaning depending upon what you want them to mean at any given time. At least they usually do among the religious. The idea of a word having a standard defintion seems to not apply. For instance, Christians in this country will tell you that large portions of those claiming to be Christian really aren't (one definition), but then will claim that 90% of the country is Christian (different definition). It is all a matter of convienence.
  
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  by AntigoneRising on January 7th, 2009
- Yes, I am a little bit opposite that viewpoint. I've heard studies about there being a rising percentage of atheists, but the study asked the questions in such a way that "not believing in your old religion but not having picked a new one yet" constituted "atheism", despite the obvious desire to locate a God/dess that the current "unbeliever" could believe in.
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  I consider that study to be showing a rise in unbelievers, not a rise in atheists. Its important to recognize the meaning of words and the differences between them.
  
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  by eternal0void on January 8th, 2009
- Precisely. A "none" response on religion doesn't necessitate Atheism.
  
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  by AntigoneRising on January 8th, 2009
- Antigone,
  
  So words have no meaning. At least no meaning when discussing with religious people.
  
  Given that as a supposition then no discussion about religion could have any meaning. I could say "Jesus loves you so much that he died to take on the punishment that would otherwise fall on you". And you could interpert that to mean "God and I hate you because you are evil, and I want you to go to hell." I suppose I should point out that the first does not mean the second. And actually the first calls on me to point out the falseness of the second.
  
  But that is probably just a waste of breath.
  
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  by Theophilous on October 9th, 2009
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by alreadydead on December 2nd, 2006
The story about rebellion of Satan makes the story of sin and its consequences more reasonable. Man suffers, why? Because of sin, why? Because of Satan, why Satan? Because he rebelled�. Is it historical true? I don�t know.
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- Probably.
  
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  by jacklynn on December 3rd, 2006
- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  
  Its a circle.
  
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  
  This saddens me the worst.
  
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
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by etzlersucks on June 12th, 2006
Because God wouldn't give him a cookie.
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- funny? no
  
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  by Ezzy on October 18th, 2006
- Funny? Yes!
  
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  by 8 Jan 2004-10 Dec 2009 on November 18th, 2006
- I like it.
  
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  by AntigoneRising on December 1st, 2006
- Cute answer. I like your sense of humor.
  
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  by jacklynn on December 3rd, 2006
- why did everyone rate this down...?? This is funny!!
  
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  by Knopper67 on December 18th, 2006
- Satan didn't get the cookie, but God gave him the oven..............
  
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  by mac1896 on December 18th, 2006
- Good one.
  
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  by adc103051 on December 21st, 2006
- Idiot.
  
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  by Abbyguy on December 26th, 2006
- Where is everybody's sense of humour?
  
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  by 8 Jan 2004-10 Dec 2009 on December 27th, 2006
- YEAH WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE LIKE ME MEANIES?
  
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  by etzlersucks on October 9th, 2007
- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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by Alatea on May 4th, 2006
Jealously and not obedient to God which all result in pride. Claims about Satan have NO support in the Old Testament. The Christian version of Satan most likely evolved from the Persian concept of dualism, which defined good and evil in terms of a good "God" and his arch enemy the "Devil".The Old Testament Bible character called "Satan" later became the "Devil" as the New Testament Satan as defined in the Old Testament was one of God's many sons, who served as man's accuser in God's court. Satan "evolved" into the Devil over time and the influence of Persian dualism (good and evil agents) probably had a great deal to do with Satan becoming the Devil in the eyes of later Bible writers.
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Side notes.
Before Satan rebelled he was called Lucifer; see Isaiah 14:12

The information concerning the fall of Lucifer found in the following passages of Ezekiel is profound:

Ezekiel 28:12-16
You were the seal of perfection, Full of wisdom and perfect in beauty.
You were in Eden, the garden of God; Every precious stone was your covering:...
The workmanship of your timbrels and pipes was prepared for you on the day you were created.
You were the anointed cherub who covers; I established you...
You were perfect in your ways from the day you were created.
Till iniquity was found in you.
By the abundance of your trading You became filled with violence within, and you sinned;
Therefore I cast you as a profane thing...

This tells us a number of attributes that Lucifer had; He was created, which means that he did not exist before God had created him. He did not exist before time as God does. He was a guardian Cherub (one of the highest forms of angels) the Hebrew word for "covers" in the sentence '...cherub who covers' means protection or guard so we can deduce that Lucifer was a Guardian Angel.

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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  
  Its a circle.
  
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  
  This saddens me the worst.
  
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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by Farmall on April 25th, 2006
Isaiah 14:12-14 "How art thou fallen from heaven, O Lucifer, son of the morning! how art thou cut down to the ground, which didst weaken the nations! For thou hast said in thine heart, I will ascend into heaven, I will exalt my throne above the stars of God: I will sit also upon the mount of the congregation, in the sides of the north: I wil ascend above the heights of the clouds: I will be like the most High."
According to these verses Satan was jealous of God and wanted to be more powerful than God. This is why he rebelled against God because he wanted to be God himself.
Beeslo, The matching of Lucifer with the morning star rises not from the Hebrew bible but from classical mythology, a fount of bitter water not intended by God as our "fountain of living waters" (Jeremiah 17:13). Reference works concede that the switch is based on ".. .classical mythology for the planet Venus." Just because Satan has convinced the heathen world to connect him with Venus, the morning star, is no basis for the repetition of that "myth" by Christian scholars. But II Timothy 4:3, 4 says the time for myths has come.

For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears; And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables. [muthos: from which we get the word 'myths']
An examination of the original Hebrew will dispel any illusion that "morning star" is an acceptable substitute for the word "Lucifer." The Hebrew is "helel, ben shachar," which is accurately translated, "Lucifer, son of the morning." The NIV and NASB give an English translation as if the Hebrew said, "shachar kokab, ben shachar" or morning star, son of the morning (or dawn). Yet the word for star (kokab) appears nowhere in the text. Also 'morning' appears only once, as the KJV shows, not twice as new versions indicate. The word kokab is translated as 'star' dozens of other times by NIV translators; morning or dawn is likewise used hundreds of times. New version editors know boger kokab is 'morning star' since it is used in Job 38:7. If God had intended to communicate 'morning star', he could have repeated it here. The word he chose, helel, appears nowhere else in the Old Testament, just as "Lucifer" appears nowhere else.
The ultimate blasphemy occurs when the "morning star" takes "Lucifer's" place in Isaiah 14. Jesus Christ is the "morning star" and is identified as such in Revelation 22:16, 2:28 and II Peter 1:19. With this slight of hand switch, Satan not only slyly slips out of the picture but lives up to his name "the accuser" (Revelation 12:10) by attempting to make Jesus Christ the subject of the diatribe in Isaiah 14. The NASB compounds its role as malefactor by placing the reference, II Peter 1:19, next to Isaiah 14:12 to solidify the notion that the passage refers to Jesus Christ rather than Lucifer.
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- Excellent answer!
  
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  by Answers101 on May 4th, 2006
- Do you not find it odd that Satan shares a name with the roman goddess of fertility and sex?
  
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  by Beeslo on May 14th, 2006
- Well said! keep up the good work for sure!
  
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  by davoomac on June 12th, 2006
- Otherwise, jealousy and lust for power.
  
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  by jacklynn on December 3rd, 2006
- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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by Perryman on January 30th, 2007
What motivated Satan to rebel against God?
Greed.
He greedily coveted the worship Jehovah received from humans.
The Devil did not reject the desire to receive such worship, which rightly belonged only to the Creator. (Compare Ezekiel 28:12-19.)
Instead, the angel who became Satan nurtured this greedy desire until it became fertile and gave birth to sin. see —James 1:14, 15.

According to the Bible, intelligent spirit creatures existed before the earth was formed. (Job 38:6, 7)
One of these set himself in opposition to God and sought domination over the first humans and thus over all mankind. To achieve his ends, he maliciously slandered God. (Gen. 3:1-6)
That is why the Bible later speaks of this one as Satan or “Resister” and as Devil or “Slanderer.”
At the instigation of this traitor, not only did the first humans rebel against God, but so did other spirit creatures. (1 Pet. 3:19, 20; Jude 6) These disobedient spirit creatures came to be called “demons.”—Jas. 2:19.
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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  
  Its a circle.
  
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  
  This saddens me the worst.
  
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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  by eternal0void on November 2nd, 2008
- Lucifer rebelled long before humans were created. He was greedy and was not satisfied with being put in charge of the Earth which is the place where God plans to set up his Kingdom.
  
  Lucifer, being an archangel, was head of one third of the host of angles in heaven. Michael and Gabriel were in charge of the other two thirds.
  
  Lucifer managed to convince his host that they were being untreated fairly by God and deserved more than their allotted share. They wanted it all. Lucifer wanted God's throne. So Lucifer and his host rebelled against God. Of course, he was defeated and imprisoned on the earth...with us.
  
  We were created to be apart of God's Kingdom and to live eternally, but God has to test us and refine us and make sure we're good enough and unrebellious in order to live with us forever. The devil caused enough havoc the first time. God doesn't need two billion rebels living with Him for all eternity. Hence we are being tested.
  
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  by gowriter on December 27th, 2008
- How did Lucifer rebel when he was created without any free will?
  
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  by eternal0void on January 7th, 2009
- The angels HAVE free will.
  Why do you say they don't?
  
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  by Perryman on January 7th, 2009
- The Bible says that angels do not have free will.
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  Psalm 103:20-21 declares that God's Angels are completely obedient to God's Will, preventing "free will" in Angels.
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  Why are you claiming that the Bible is WRONG? Why are you inventing *lies* about angels, claiming that they have free will when the Ultimate Authority declares that angels do not have free will? Bearing false witness against angels, in essence breaking a Commandment.
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  Shame on you.
  
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  by eternal0void on January 7th, 2009
- I think that you have misread this scripture and are misapplying it.
  The angels were perfect in their origin
  They were made in the image of God, who certainly has the faculty of free will
  
  Read Psalm 103:20, “Bless Jehovah, O YOU angels of his, mighty in power, carrying out his word,By listening to the voice of his word.”
  
  Certainly, they exercise free will in listening to God, so God commends them here.
  
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  by Perryman on January 7th, 2009
- Seems to me you're the one misreading the scripture, no mention of "listening" in my Bible (perhaps you've altered your text to fit your preconceived notion that "angels have free will"?)
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  Psalm 103:20-21 (New International Version)
  "Praise the LORD, you his angels, you mighty ones who do his bidding, who obey his word. Praise the LORD, all his heavenly hosts, you his servants who do his will."
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  Besides which, the verse refers to angels as "the ones who do the bidding of the Lord." There is no mention of any beings who do not do the bidding of the Lord being referred to as "angels". In fact, there isn't a single verse in the Bible, New or Old Testament, which refers to a being which does not do the bidding of the Lord as an "angel". If Lucifer is an angel, then Lucifer did the bidding of the Lord when he "rebelled", at least according to the Bible.
  
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  by eternal0void on January 8th, 2009
- God did not make humans or angels as robots.
  
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  by Perryman on January 8th, 2009
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by sk3ptic on January 12th, 2007
how can you rebel against God? God by definition is all knowing and powerful so he must have already known Satan was going to rebel and with unlimited power could have made satan not rebel
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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  
  Its a circle.
  
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  
  This saddens me the worst.
  
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- Exactly. Satan was created without free will, so Satan didn't "rebel", he followed God's orders.
  
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  by eternal0void on November 2nd, 2008
- be for quoting things from the bible. i think that its important to put your personal views away. i mean do you believe everything you read? no. not one bit. i believe that Satan didn't REBEL as you so call it . he was told what to do and fallowed it out. which is what "god" is doing to all followers of him today isn't he?
  you fallow the words "writen" by god. you worship something you cant see. and are told to be followers of this one entity, that controles you to be what the "bible" or how "god" views a perfect world and people who dont fallow that are "rebels"? no, i believe those dye hard christians that shit there and have a child. or have sex before there married. that call them self christians .. the ones that are rebeling against god.
  
  *one who fallows her heart with god, not what people tell her to believe*
  
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  by kattmia on November 12th, 2008
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by AntigoneRising on December 20th, 2006
Satan was standing up for the rights of the angels in the face of Yahweh/Jehovah's narcissism. Who wants to have their sole purpose of existance be to unquestioningly obey and worship someone else?
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- Satan is a hero and our true God. Without him, we would all be without knowledge. The bible is an attempt to keep man from true knowledge and from advancing the powers of our souls.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 30th, 2008
- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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  by eternal0void on November 2nd, 2008
- Going on your theory that Satan is the "good guy" and God is actually the bad one, it raises another question for humans. Who is in charge of our salvation, God or Satan? If God is the one who can keep me from suffering for eternity, I'm on His side 100% even if He should be the "bad guy"
  
  Is your ego of who the real good guy really is worth eternal punishment? Just a thought for ya
  
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  by wthamilt on November 8th, 2008
- We are all responsible for our own salvation. There is no living God the father of Jesus Christ. Jesus Christ is a character from the most popular folk tale of the last 2,000 years, made popular by those who do not want you to save yourselves, but instead want you to be christ like, going with the flow with the attitude of accepting things the way they are and letting the man walk all over you. It is anti true spirituality. The ego is a good thing. It's what helps you survive. In the animal kingdom, the most strong gets to eat first. That cannot be done without an ego.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on November 8th, 2008
- First, I never mentioned Jesus. What I am saying is this: Should you serve Satan, as the actual "good guy" and be punished for eternity for it, or serve the "bad guy" and be rewarded for it. Your animal example is true on earth, but after you die, you arent going to stand up to God or Satan and have a chance.
  
  Secondly, Jesus didnt accept things, He changed them and was crucified for it. The Bible never says to go with the flow and accept things as they are and be walked on. Give scripture examples if you are going to generalize something that badly.
  
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  by wthamilt on November 9th, 2008
- Hate to break it to you Mr. JDMacaB, but the "folk tale" is the only supporting statement in favor of the concept of Satan's existence. The difficulty thus becomes that if the New Testament is a "folk tale", then there's no supporting "evidence" for the existence of Satan either.
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  Speaking as an atheist I agree its a folk tale, but unlike you I'm being consistent: I don't think God exists (like you) but I don't think Satan exists either (unlike you).
  
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  by eternal0void on November 10th, 2008
- As for "the most strong gets to eat first", this is a common misconception about evolution and nature. "Survival of the fittest" is usually misinterpreted as "only the strong survive", when in fact it is "the best suited to their environment survive". If you're weak but intelligent, you figure out a tool to get yummy termites out of their mound, while Mr. Stupid Muscles is starving because he hasn't caught a deer in a week.
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  And on a related note, the strongest don't always get the breeding privileges either. Turns out that while the strong males are busy tiring themselves out fighting each other over the women, the weaker males of the group are having sex with the females (and metaphorically "sharing post-coital cigarettes" while watching the "Animal Wrestling Federation" some distance away). Even the "harem" groupings among lions and apes have non-monogamous females in the "harems", who will sneak off to have sex with single males.
  
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  by eternal0void on November 10th, 2008
- I understand why you are a complete atheist. I would be too if I was without proof of Satan's existence. Sometimes the smart survive over the strong. The fact is that Satan is a real being. He is an extraterrestrial who gave man kind knowledge, and still does to this day. I know he is real unlike the popular false Gods that are worshipped because he came to me. He revealed himself to me and proved that he is who he says he is, because of the miracles he has preformed for me. He is the true God of this earth and there is no doubt in my mind that he is a real being, unlike those who doubt the existence of their Gods. I don't need faith, I have a solid knowledge and proof of his existence that is based on evidence. The bible is full of lies, at best it is a book of wisdom written by men, nothing more. Everything you read about Satan in the bible is a lie, except for him giving knowledge to man kind, and being the enemy of those who believe in the false God Yahweh/ Jehovah.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on November 10th, 2008
- Alright JDMacaB, you are going to need to elaborate on your proof of Satan and how you all met.
  
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  by wthamilt on November 11th, 2008
- This is what happened. I was totally fed up with living the christian life and was going though a rebellion. I decided to do some research on Satanism and I found this website called, joyofsatan.org. I read and read through the website for some time that night. When I decided to take a break, I looked around my room and noticed that there was a supernatural blue light in my room that I had never seen before. It was obvious that it wasn't coming from outside the window or anywhere else like the TV. I had been reading about Demons just before this happened. I was asked if I wished to actually see the Demon appear. I decided not to because I was already so shocked about the light in my room and was kind of afraid. It was enough to convince me that Demons are real and I didn't actually need to see the Demon appear to believe it was there. Ever since, I have seen these supernatural tints show up through out day and night. If you wish to know more, go to the website. Satan made sure I was at least a month sober before he came to me in this way, otherwise I would have made excuses about the phenomenon, trying to justify it as an illusion of the mind. Other things have happened as well, but this is how it all started. I am still very new to all of this and I know that there is more to discover. Not once did anything like this ever happen to me when I was trying to be a christian, at least sober. I have no doubt in my mind that the God of the bible is false and Satan is real. He is our true creator. If I was you reading this, I might think that this is all crazy talk, but it is the truth. If you really desire to know the truth for yourself, Satan might reveal himself to you in a way that will prove his existence, something that no other "God" can ever do.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on November 11th, 2008
- So in other words you worship an extraterrestrial being who happens to also have the name "Satan", and not the actual Christian being known as "Satan"?
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  Much as I'd like to take you seriously, what you have is "faith", not "proof", if you haven't bothered to look for any outside explanation for the "blue light", and merely *assumed* it was of supernatural origin.
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  For example, you say that "[you] read and read through the website for some time that night." Staring too long at a light source, such as a computer screen, produces an afterimage effect in the human eye. If you then look up from what you are doing, you will see a "strange light" which does not appear to be coming from any source. The fact that "joyofsatan.org" is a mostly-black website means that your eye's afterimage will appear a bright color. You were just staring too long at the screen.
  
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  by eternal0void on November 12th, 2008
- Another point, explained by the situation you were in, is that you spent a considerable amount of time at night reading the website. Sleep deprivation caused by staying up too late can have a hallucinogenic effect (similar to a hit of some weak LSD) and thus could result in seeing "light" from no observable source. One can achieve a non-sober state without chemicals through staying up too late.
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  You were far too quick to accept your assumption about the source of the "light" for what you have to be anything other than "faith".
  
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  by eternal0void on November 12th, 2008
- As for "joyofsatan.org", its use of shoddy archeology is very similar to many Christian groups which try the same type of made-up archeology to try to justify the Bible, with no success (much like "joyofsatan.org").
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  Example: Joyofsatan quotes another shoddy archeology site. Here's the linked site's explanation for the name of the town "Satana":
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  "According to the legends of the Yadavas (Indo-Hebrews), Satana would have made the folks in Sodom and Gomorah envious. The Seunas and the Satanas decided to resolve their moral and religious differences on the battlefield. The forces of "Satan" lost, but their defeat didn't dishearten them. Eventually, we came to think of "Satan" as a being who lost the battle but not the war. The bible tells us that such a peace treaty hasn't yet been signed between these two ancient enemies."
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  So there you have it: Satan was actually a *town* and not a *being*, according to "evidence" on "joyofsatan.org".
  
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  by eternal0void on November 12th, 2008
- In fact, joyofsatan tries to cobble together from pre-Christian religions a supposed "faith" of "Satan", while simultaneously condemning Christianity for doing the same thing.
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  While modern "new age" religions such as Wicca also do something similar, most of them agree that their faith is cobbled together from pre-Christian religions and doesn't have an unbroken lineage back to the pre-Christian era (like "Joy of Satan" Satanism and Christianity try to claim).
  
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  by eternal0void on November 12th, 2008
- Also, the site states "Hebrew was derived from other languages" (without including Sanskrit as one of those "previous languages") and then goes on to say that Sanskrit has the right "primal sounds" to spell out "SATAN". The author leaves it up to gullible readers to make the assumption that the author is saying "Hebrew got SATAN from Sanskrit", so that the author doesn't have to actually make his completely unsupported claim that "Hebrew derived SATAN from Sanskrit."
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  Linguistically speaking you have to establish that Hebrew was derived from Sanskrit, before you can make the claim that the Jews shortened the Sanskrit phrase "SA-TA-NA-MA" down to SATAN.
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  But the author rushes in (where angels fear to tread) and so he's got a lucrative business selling products to gullible people who stare at the "joyofsatan" screen too long and mistake the eye's afterimage for a "demonic sign".
  
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  by eternal0void on November 12th, 2008
- I do see your point and had considered it as a very real possibility in the beginning. The thing is, I saw those same lights appear to me when I was not at the computer, like when I was out driving at night or at work. They were either a deep blue, or a bright light green, and are the auras of my guardian Demons. Not every time I read for extended periods of time on the website would I see them. I have also seen a Demon personally, and it was not a scary thing like you would imagine. Satan is also known as Lucifer whose name translates to the light bringer. He was worshipped before the old testament was written. The old testament was written in an attempt to control the mass populations and one of their tactics was to deter people from using occult knowledge. This is why Satan is mentioned in the bible as a someone to be feared and given such as bad reputation. He helped build the pyramids and is the actual creator of man. So you have looked around on joyofsatan. That's cool. Don't forget that like any other website, it was put together by people, even though it was inspired by Satan and the Original Gods. People make mistakes.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on November 12th, 2008
- I have noticed some discrepancies on joyofsatan, but it is the only source of information I have found regarding the proper ways of summoning Demons and such. Satan has had different names throughout time, and for whatever reason, he is today known most popularly as Satan/Lucifer, although those names have a bad reputation.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on November 12th, 2008
- http://www.joyofsatan.org
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  someone will always find a loose brick in your experience.
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  Are you saying Satan is a good guy?
  
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  by DudeLer 2 on November 12th, 2008
- No, I don't believe that good and evil are anything more than man made words.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on November 12th, 2008
- the demon that you met personally,
  was it made out of electricity?
  
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  by DudeLer 2 on November 12th, 2008
- Good question. Electricity may have had something to do with it, but it was real.
  Nothing that happened was fake or purely out my imagination.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on November 12th, 2008
- did you communicate via mental telepathy?
  
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  by DudeLer 2 on November 12th, 2008
- Yes.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on November 12th, 2008
- i have had similar experiences.
  i say spirit instead of demon.
  did your visitor use a shape that was friendly?
  like a cat or a dog?
  
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  by DudeLer 2 on November 12th, 2008
- Yeah, when I visualized it was a spirit being like a human.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on November 12th, 2008
- was the spirit blue in color and did he? look like an ancient being?
  
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  by DudeLer 2 on November 13th, 2008
- The Demon was not blue, but one of the Demon's I am familiar with has a blue aura. I know he is nearby when I see it, but I am not usually in tuned enough to actually see the Demon. The Demon I actually saw did not look like an ancient being, he looked like a human and was floating about 2 feet off of the ground. I have seen an ancient being before and I can only assume that it was a Demon. That ancient being appeared to be around 500,000 years old.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on November 13th, 2008
- is the Demon your spirit guide?
  
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  by DudeLer 2 on November 13th, 2008
- I would say so. I never really thought about it like that before.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on November 13th, 2008
- So you've developed vision problems (manifesting as blue dots) as a result of staring too long at the computer. These little flashes of light are the result of a partially-detached retina, and are more signs that you need the treatment of an eye doctor.
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  Also, once you've decided that a particular shade of blue "means something", you're bound to see it elsewhere in your life and ascribe meaning to a blue flash which otherwise you would have ignored.
  
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  by eternal0void on November 14th, 2008
- The "joyofsatan" folks are playing fast and loose with the facts when they try to claim that "Satan" was worshiped prior to the Hebrews. The Sumerians go farther back than anyone else, and they didn't have a "Satan" Deity which fits all the claims made by "joyofsatan".
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  For example, the claim is made that "The Philistines worshiped Beelzebub. he was the God of the Philistine city of Ekron and Zebulon. (Baal [Lord] Zebulon)." The difficulty here is that "Ba'al" most closely links up to Enlil, a storm God, and not Ea/Enki, the half-brother of Enlil and the God of Creation of the Sumerian pantheon. And if you really want to get technical, Enki/Ea wasn't even the real Creator God. Ea's son Marduk created the world and humankind.
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  So the Creator God (and "top God" as well) of the Sumerian pantheon was the *opponent* of the Sumerian God who most closely matches up to "Ba'al". Not a good start for "joyofsatan" claims that "Satan" was the real Creator and not just the Adversary.
  
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  by eternal0void on November 14th, 2008
- The fact is that once you start claiming Monotheism by insisting that there was only the one Father God who created everything, you've just put your religion squarely as an offshoot of the Hebrews, since they started the ball rolling on Monotheism.
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  They claim that "fools claim Satan is an Xian invention", but the fact is that Satanism maintains itself as a monotheistic religion, not a pantheon, and the Hebrews invented monotheism. At best Satanism is a Hebrew invention.
  
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  by eternal0void on November 14th, 2008
- Another problem with the "joyofsatan" claims is that they claim that the Tarot "originated in Egypt", when in fact the earliest recorded Tarot decks originated in northern Italy early in the 15th century. They claim that the cards were based upon Egyptian constellations, when in fact the Tarot's first use as a divinatory device coincided with a French occultist named Alliette adding astrological constellations and "Egyptian" motifs to a Marseilles deck, shortly before the French Revolution. This is no doubt where the untrue claim of an "Egyptian" origin first came from, and a clear indicator that the "research methods" of the Satanists are lacking in quality.
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  There are no Egyptian artifacts which bear out the "joyofsatan" claim of an Egyptian origin of the Tarot. The French added "Egyptian" motifs and constellations in an attempt to make their deck see much, much older than it really was, much like the Satanists' attempt to make their religion seem older than Judaism.
  
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  by eternal0void on November 14th, 2008
- Finally, it may interest people to know that "joyofsatan" is more accurately termed a "neo-Nazi" group with anti-Semitic views (hence the radically silly attempts to distance their brand of Satanism away from Judaism, using unsubstantiated claims about history).
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  I suggest that folks read the following article by Diane Vera for some reasons why the "Joy Of Satan" brand of neo-Nazi "Satanism" is so darkly humorous to real Satanists:
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  Satanism and Nazism: Some reasons why they aren't compatible
  (http://www.theisticsatanism.com/politics/Nazi/SatanismNazi.html)
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  "Some neo-Nazi Satanists have argued that Satanists should support neo-Nazism because, if we don't like the Abrahamic religions, then we should hate the race of people amongst whom that religious tradition originated. But that's just silly. With some exceptions, liberal and nonreligious Jews tend to be among the most reliable and most active oppenents of theocracy, whether Christian, Muslim, or Jewish."
  
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  by eternal0void on November 14th, 2008
- And another Diane Vera article along the same lines, pointing out how silly it is for "Joy Of Satan" types to be espousing a "neo-Nazi" brand of Satanism:
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  "A brief critique of anti-Jew racist ideology (especially among some Satanists)"
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  (http://www.theisticsatanism.com/politics/Nazi/antisemite.html)
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  "The average Jew is more likely than the average Christian to have an open-minded attitude toward unpopular religious minorities including Satanists. Furthermore, liberal Jewish political activists have been among the staunchest defenders of religious freedom and separation of church and state, at least here in the U.S.A. And, for these reasons alone, it's just plain stupid for Satanists to be anti-Jew racists."
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  Find more articles on "Theistic Satanism" at Diane Vera's site, http://www.theisticsatanism.com/index.html.
  
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  by eternal0void on November 14th, 2008
- Yeah I do understand the neonazi side of it, and I do not agree with it. To me being born Jewish is like being born black, it's nobodies fault. The problem is when people claim to be superior to others just because of who their mother is and that is exactly what those who practice Judaism do. They claim that God chose them originally to be his people, and everyone else is inferior. That's a bunch of crap. I have never seen blue dot appear out of no where. It is like my whole room will turn blue like someone turned on a blue light. It has happened in green too. These things are proof to me, and I do not expect you to understand. Keep trying to disprove my experiences if you like.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on November 14th, 2008
- Don't get me wrong, I'm not say that there is anything wrong with being black, that was just an example. I have Jewish, black, asian, indian, etc friends. I do not befriend people who think they are better than me, and that includes those who believe so because of their faiths. I'm pretty sure that those who run the joyofsatan ministries do not hate people just because they are born Jewish, its the ones who practice and actually believe they are better than others because of their blood. I honestly believe that the original Jews were a group of people who got together one day and decided to start a family, and their goal was to stand higher than all others. They even made up a God who would support them. Jesus is known as the son of that same God, so as far as I am concerned, Jesus is no better. You are right that people have worshipped other Demon Gods before the Jews even started their group. Satan was also worshipped under other names. Satan is the one who has taught us about true spirituality and how to advance the soul, and how to fulfill our wills. There is much contradicting information on the web and in books about Satan and it is a shame that the christians have gone so far out of their way to destroy ancient knowledge, leaving us to fill in the gaps. Much of what you read about Satanism and the occult is actually written by christians and people who have no experience in the area.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on November 14th, 2008
- "Joy Of Satan" is run by neo-Nazis who hate Jews. Its in their literature and their backers. If you don't agree with the racism of "Joy Of Satan" then find another Satanist website to promote then.
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  As for "trying to disprove your experiences", you've already said that you haven't tried to disprove them on your own, yet you refer to them as "proof". Proof is only proof if it is tested. Until then, its just "faith".
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  Saying "Satan was worshipped under other names" is a cop-out. I've seen the same argument from Christians who are trying to convert Wiccans and Hindus to their religion, and their argument is as full of it as yours is.
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  And don't assume anything about my archaeological knowledge. Much of what I've read about Satanism and the occult was not written by Christians. What Christians and others dug up is right there to read and translate, regardless of any Christian "spin" that ends up in the textbooks.
  
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  by eternal0void on November 17th, 2008
- People have worshipped other Gods and Goddesses before Satan. What they didn't do was worship a single God before the Hebrews created monotheism. If Satan is the only one, making Satanism "monotheism" then Satan is post-Hebrews, not pre-Hebrews.
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  As for "Satan is the one who has taught us about true spirituality and how to advance the soul, and how to fulfill our wills", this is not borne out by the archaeological evidence. Pre-Hebrews, *spirituality* and *wisdom* is usually taught by a Goddess, or in the case of Hindu, by a very much not-serpent-like God. You're not going to get that information from a Christian archaeologist who lets his or her religion taint their conclusions (i.e., you can't blame that information on "Christian spin").
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  Post-Hebrews is where all the Single Male Gods pop up promoting spirituality and wisdom (albeit usually then saying that Man's Wisdom is a terrible idea). Satanism clearly is a post-Hebrew religion on that alone, not pre-Hebrews.
  
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  by eternal0void on November 17th, 2008
- You do have some knowledge, but you assume you know more than you really do. As far as supporting joyofsatan ministries, you have a point. I should instead refer people to that site for specific reasons, instead of supporting everything on it.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on November 17th, 2008
- There are no pre-Christian "Satans", and certainly none who even fit the description the Satanists give their "Satan". Creator Gods? Most of them are Goddesses. Satanists keep trying to tell us that the Sumerian God Ea/Enki was Satan when in fact Ea/Enki (wisdom and creation) didn't create humanity, Marduk did (violence, destruction, and bloodshed).
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  If Satan was the Creator Of Humanity, then the only label to whom that applies is the violent Marduk, not the wise and nondestructive Ea/Enki. Erishkigal, Ruler of the Sumerian Underworld, was a Goddess. Ba'al under the Assyrians was formerly Enlil (Ea/Enki's half-brother) under the Sumerians, and Ea/Enki and Enlil were enemies (which rather describes the Christian God-Satan enemy relationship rather well).
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  This is not "Christian Spin". This is what the archaeological evidence says about the Sumerian Pantheon.
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  You can believe what you like, but don't insist that there's proof of a pre-Hebrews Satan, because one does not exist.
  
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  by eternal0void on November 17th, 2008
- JDMacaB, the statement "you assume you know more than you really do" is advice you should really be taking yourself. Throughout all of this I have pointed out actual non-spinned archaeological evidence, to which you have "pooh-poohed" this evidence and substituted your own unproven (as admitted by you) "faith statements."
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  Either submit actual proof or admit its just faith. A good religion stands on its own merits. A bad religion (otherwise known as a "cult") blames everything on X group of people making up stuff about them (such as your ad nauseum about "Christians making up stuff about Satanism").
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  The archaeological evidence does not support a pre-Hebrews "Satan" which fits the description of Satan as given by Satanists. We do not arrive at the conclusion that Goddesses were the original Creators, or that Goddesses are the ones who brought humankind spirituality and wisdom, through a Christian viewpoint.
  
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  by eternal0void on November 17th, 2008
- I agree that the name Satan was not used before the bible was written. As for all the other technical stuff, you might be right. I have been studying for only a couple months. All I know is that the Demons are real and that there is good truthful info on joyofsatan. I don't claim that everything on that site is truth, and I don't agree with judging a person for how they were born. Again I tell you that I have personal proof that the Demons exist as real beings. I say personal because I wouldn't expect anyone else to believe me without faith or without having had their own personal experiences. I honestly don't care if people believe me or not, I am not trying to start a religion. I have tested my experiences and so far nothing has been able to stand up against them being what I know they are. I am not hear to convince people to believe me, and I don't want to seem like a religious person pushing beliefs on others.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on November 17th, 2008
- Many archaeologists have conflicting findings and beliefs about the past. There is much evidence of that all over the place. What makes you think you have it all figured out?
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on November 17th, 2008
- "Joy Of Satan" has very little truth, and most of it is used to create much bigger untruths (JoyOfSatan Motto: "every lie has a bit of truth in it").
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  At no point have you ever stated that you "tested" your experiences. In fact, you even said "I didn't actually need to see the Demon appear to believe it was there." (Xian: "I didn't need to see God to know he was there"). Your "tests" consist of "choosing not to accept any alternatives", which is faith not proof.
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  Your archaeological "evidence" is highly suspect, and your religion is a monotheistic one making it is post-Hebrews. Satan, as Satanists define Satan, did not exist (as a single being or as a set of allied beings) in any religion prior to the Hebrews.
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  P.S. Xians added pre-Xian Gods/Goddesses to their religion as Demons. Satanists refer to the pre-Xian Gods/Goddesses as Demons (unlike the pre-Xians, who called them Gods/Goddesses). Despite this similarity, Satanism has nothing to do with Xianity?
  
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  by eternal0void on November 17th, 2008
- Ea/Enki was the father of Marduk, and Marduk created humanity. Ba'al was what the Assyrians called Enlil, the half-brother of Ea/Enki. These details are undisputed by actual archaeologists.
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  Thus if "the creator of humanity" was Satan, then Marduk was "Satan". If "Ba'al" was Satan, then Enlil was also Satan. And since Ea/Enki didn't create humankind, and was never referred to as "Ba'al", then Ea/Enki was not Satan.
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  Yet Satanists toss aside archaeology and exclaim that Ea/Enki was Satan, despite there being no archaeological evidence that Ea/Enki was considered by the Sumerians as "the creator of humankind", nor any evidence that Ea/Enki was called "Ba'al" by the Assyrians.
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  I'm not going into the "conflicted details". I'm only using what is *known*. And what is *known* says that Ea/Enki is not Satan, and that no one single being had all the qualities that Satanists ascribe to the very modern "Satan" Deity.
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  by eternal0void on November 17th, 2008
- Your version of Satanism reminds me a lot of the kind of "reasoning" that went into an offshoot of Islam called "Submission". Basically the guy who founded it decided that all of the verses fit a particular number he had come up with based on the number of words in a section of the Quran.
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  When he discovered that some of the verses didn't fit his math, he created a new version of the Quran with those verses deleted, so that the Quran would fit his preconceived mathematical ideal.
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  Modern Satanists who want to have a religion older than the Hebrews seem to act like that: if the archaeological evidence doesn't fit this preconceived notion of Satanism as a religion older than the Hebrews, find some flimsy excuse to toss out the evidence saying Satanism couldn't be any older than the Hebrews. Such as blaming the "there is only one Male God" Xians for strongly insisting that pre-Xian *Goddesses* were *Creators*, that sort of thing.
  
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  by eternal0void on November 17th, 2008
- I'm not even gonna bother reading your comments. Lol, you like to argue. You compare me to a christian, thanks a lot pal. People who have faith have no evidence. I have evidence that needs no further testing. It is proof. I don't give a damn if are not satisfied with that. I have told you before that I have actually seen a Demon with my own eyes. It is true that I don't need to see them to know they are around. Their personal auras and familiar energies are sufficient. I bet you know nothing about psychic phenomena, or anything of the such. You probably believe that kind of stuff is all a bunch of lies and tricks. At least you are not a christian, muslim, or a practicing jew.
  
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by Heartfang on October 31st, 2006
Because Christianity told you he rebelled against god. According to many, rebellion is wrong (even though the USA and most other major world powers are a product of rebellion) and in order for Satan to be evil he needs to do something VERY wrong like rebel against his old man. It always makes sense to me that a philosophical dispute between father and son resulted in the survival and continuation of our world, the millions of temples, and an entire dimension commonly known as HELL. Don't believe everything you are told, and even if it came from a "reliable source", first-hand experience always wins (even though seeing it with your own eyes doesn't necessarily prove anything.)
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- Isa.2:22: Cease ye from man, whose breath is in his nostrils: for wherein is he to be accounted of?
  
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  by Leviz007 on April 17th, 2007
- Leviz, what the hell are you talking about? That book you recite words from does no good for anyone.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 30th, 2008
- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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  by eternal0void on November 2nd, 2008
- That's a great point.
  
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by SemperFi1 on May 4th, 2006
The Angels were created to serve man who was made in God's image. It is said that Lucifer...then the most beautiful angel declared...I WILL NOT SERVE....thus it was pride that caused his downfall.
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- EXACTLY. I WILL NEVER SERVE HIM.
  
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  by etzlersucks on June 12th, 2006
- Lucifer came to me one night. He was the most handsome entity I've ever encountered. I was going through a bad period in my life, I suppose Lucifer realized it and wanted to bring to his side, however, God convinced me that Lucifer's side is an end to your soul, forever. Thank God!
  
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  by jacklynn on December 3rd, 2006
- Yup, he rejected having been created as a servant and slave. No real big surprise there. I would do the same.
  
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  by AntigoneRising on December 20th, 2006
- To quote Bob Dylan: It may be the Devil or it may be the Lord but your gonna have to serve somebody.
  
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  by Abbyguy on December 25th, 2006
- Exactly how did a being without free will rebel against God without God's full knowledge and intent?
  
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  by eternal0void on December 26th, 2006
- I don't believe in either your Lord or the Devil. I don't believe at all in Good Vs Evil dualism. (eternal, I'd love to have someone answer that question, as well.)
  
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  by AntigoneRising on December 26th, 2006
- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- God lied to Adam, saying that Adam would die the day Adam ate the fruit. Then Adam ate the fruit. Then Adam lived to the ripe old age of 930 years.
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  Ironically, the serpent did not lie to the first humans, saying that the fruit would not kill them, which it did not, and that the fruit would give them wisdom, which it did.
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  Why God is praised for telling the first Lie, while the Serpent's Truth is called a Lie, is anyone's guess. Probably Hebrews who were spanked too often by their mothers, wanting to get back at them.
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  The early Hebrews plagiarized the Sumerian Creation Myth (one written down right about the time that Young Earth Creationists tell us no one was around to write anything down) and changed the point. In the Sumerian version, involving a woman, a tree, a fruit, and a serpent (and a hilarious series of puns as all four of those concepts were represented by the same word), the Great One intends for the woman to gain wisdom from the fruit.
  
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  by eternal0void on November 2nd, 2008
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by ritesh on April 5th, 2008
in my opinion. God almighty, he is the one who controls every thing. he is the most powerful. i believe the Satan was part of the God's plan. just to help us and beware of the differences be the good and the bad.
had their been no bad, we wouldn't have ever identified the importance of being always righteous.

Secondly, The God, Almighty; doesn't force any one to believe in him. Please check your references. it's a free will.

If there is some god who forces us to worship him, then i would like to be the Satan myself and would rebel against such God.
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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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by Farino on January 1st, 2007
There is a theory that Satan is the benevolent one and God is the malevolent one. Bear with me here. Assuming that there are such things as angels, beings more powerful than we are, why necessarily is the side that won the war the benevolent side? History has taught us that the righteous do not always win the war. Is it possible that God was merely the leader of the side that won and not the all powerful being that He has led us to believe? How better for a dictator to keep their pupils than to out-law reading and writing so that they never learn that the dictator isn't the benevolent leader that he says he is, what did God say was the ONLY thing that mankind was not allowed to do: eat the fruit that bears knowledge! In other words He was keeping us naive but Satan being the wise and kind creature that he is saw that that was wrong and we needed to be shown that that was wrong. So he convinced Eve to become knowledgeable, is that really such a bad thing? Satan merely lost the war and has been trying to tell his side of the story when the predominant story being told is that of the victor but again as history has taught us: What is in the history books are not the truth, merely the author's version of what has happened.

Here's something that should get the cogs turning: What are the names of the Devil?
Satan = Adversary
Lucifer = (Latin) lux: light, -ferre: bringer of. The bringer of light, light is synonymous with knowledge and intellect. Shed light on the matter and he's a very bright person.
Baphomet = (Greek) baphe: baptism, Metis: Titaness of wisdom. Baptism into wisdom.
In the Testament of Solomon he is referred to as Beelzebul and "associated with the star Hesperus (which is the normal Greek name for the planet Venus (Αφροδíτη) as evening star)." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beelzebul If you look up symbols to do with Venus you'll find the pentagram/pentacle (my avatar), the upsidedown pentagram/pentacle is a symbol for Baphomet. Oh and the word lucifer is defined as the evening star when used in literature.
So you see that 'Satan' has no link with evil, Lucifer and Baphomet both mean the clever one and Beelzebul merely refers to Lucifer and Baphomet. Why is the Devil given names that call him clever unless there is some truth in the matter?
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- Hello, this is a very interesting theory. Can you please tell me who created this theory? Reason is as i was contemplating about God this same exact idea dawned on me too. I did a google search on satan actually good? and got to this website. Please let me know so i can read up on it. Thanks
  
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  by u29236 on March 5th, 2007
- Excellent find. really really interesting.
  
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  by ritesh on April 4th, 2008
- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- "we're" not "where"
  "woman's" not "womans"
  "virgina" not "Virginia"
  In this solar system alone there are 11 'planets', not 1!
  
  Before trying to make an intelligent argument make sure that people will take you seriously by not sounding like an idiot!
  
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  by Farino on October 31st, 2008
- I am glad you took the time to read my post and actually feel the need to correct me.
  
  This shows I have touched you in some way.
  
  But the truth is there is no wrong answer thats the beauty of freedom of speech.
  
  And as far as the above corrections, if I had not made any mistakes would you still feel the need to comment on my post?
  
  And if so then that means I have angered you, which also means what I am saying must be true.
  
  Also as far as the solar system goes are you speaking of the Milky Way?
  
  Because you have no clue wtf your saying. There are billions of galaxies in the universe. But none that support life.
  
  Europa is one of the only planets thus far that my support life but no human life.
  
  http://www.google.com (Google Earth)
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- exacting anger from another equates as truth? Maybe, just perhaps it is having to deal with some tweaked brained looney that justifies anger. Copy and paste, copy and paste.
  
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  by I am the God of Hellfire on November 3rd, 2008
- Going on your theory that Satan is the "good guy" and God is actually the bad one, it raises another question for humans. Who is in charge of our salvation, God or Satan? If God is the one who can keep me from suffering for eternity, I'm on His side 100% even if He should be the "bad guy"
  Is your ego of who the real good guy really is worth eternal punishment? Just a thought for ya
  
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  by wthamilt on November 8th, 2008
- And to Josh Whittington, a reply to your constant copying and pasting is not proof of belief in what you are saying.
  I would like you to elaborate though, because it sounds like you are trying to support an idea about Satan being good and God being angered by it through Adam and Eve. If this were the case, this story is already tainted (or a complete lie) from the actual event that took place if Satan tried to save us. Are you saying the Bible is partially true, or untrue and full of lies to make God sound like the good guy?
  
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  by wthamilt on November 8th, 2008
- wthamilt, how many rebel forces have put more than their own life on the line in order to incite freedom? Just because your opponent may be stronger does not justify siding with them if they are morally corrupt. Ego is your self-worth, not the belief in morallity. The question should be: "Does your 'soul' have a price?" Some say that your soul is the immortal part of you and some say that the soul is what makes you who you are; which would you prefer - Rotting in Hell for doing what's right or living in paradise for doing what you believe is wrong?
  
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  by Farino on November 9th, 2008
- All right Farino, if you can hold your hand on the burner of your stove, with it turned on as high as it goes for a full 10 seconds without taking your hand off, I will rest my case....
  
  Also, your self worth is your integrity. Your ego is simply your perception of yourself. When you are talking about what is right and wrong, what do you consider "right" about allowing your soul to rot in Hell when you could have prevented it. The war is over between God and Satan. Satan lost. The "right" thing to do is preserve yourself.
  
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  by wthamilt on November 9th, 2008
- If the theory stated above is true then who is to say that that IS how it is in Hell? The Bible? What if the Bible is biased because whom it was 'dictated' from is malevolent? You're trusting the word of a liar. The right thing to do is not to preserve yourself but to prevserve freedom. If my actions on this planet were what I consider 'right' and I am punished for that then so be it but if I truly believe that theory then that means that I won't be punished and that Satan may rise a again to contest the throne.
  
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  by Farino on November 10th, 2008
- If God is still currently in charge, then believing you are right doesnt make you right, and He WILL punish you for it. Satan has 1/3 of the original angels in his command. He may rise again to battle God, but it would be Satan and his angels against God and twice as many angels. Our souls dont pose enough of a threat to make a difference compared to the power of angels. I just dont see how he could ever win.
  
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  by wthamilt on November 11th, 2008
- We only have the drug-addled statements of mad "holy men" telling us "information" about the events occuring in the "realms" outside of the life we live right now. Strictly speaking there's no reason to believe the "holy men" telling us God is stronger are any more believable than "Baghdad Bob" claiming American tanks weren't currently driving into Baghdad.
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  by eternal0void on November 12th, 2008
- for the one who believe satan is the good one.
  If you really believe he is right, then you will follow what he wants,right? so what satan wants is exactly the opposite of what God wants us to do. SO IF YOU BELIEVE SATAN IS RIGHT,IT WILL NOT HURT YOU AT LEAST A BIT OF DOING EVIL,RIGHT?LIKE KILLING YOUR PARENTS,BROTHERS AND SISTERS,SPREADING LIES,CAUSING HAVOC,DISTURBING PEACE,anything that is EVIL! BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOU BELIEVE IS RIGHT,AND WHAT JESUS DID IS WRONG,(BECAUSE HE IS GOD),LIKE LOVING YOUR FELLOWMEN,YOUR PARENTS WHO BORE YOU,LOVING GOD WHO CREATED YOU.GOD CREATED US IN HIS IMAGE,like parents and sons.do you have children of your own?how would you feel if your child,the one that comes from you,cursed you,kill you? same as for GOD.
  IF you still believe that satan is right,then follow him,kill your parents now,do evil things. because that is what you believe is right,and you wouldn,t have any guilty feeling. ok.
  I hope you will think this over,and finally understand.
  
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by UFOpants on December 4th, 2006
Because he questioned gods authority. This could be connected to how if someone in america protests pro-communism, we shut em up pretty quickly. All satan wanted was equality
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- Satan wanted a place to rule as God and took advantage of lower life forms. He is the original slavemaster.
  
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  by Leviz007 on April 17th, 2007
- The original slavemaster (according to Christian theology) would be Yahweh. He created everything, then demanded that everything worship and obey Him under punishment of eternity in Hell. That's the worst slavemaster I can think of. Awesome answer, UFO.
  
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  by AntigoneRising on July 23rd, 2007
- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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by IMaNoNyMouStOo on December 2nd, 2006
he wanted to be god...
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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- Satan was an Angel, not a man, and thus was created without any free will whatsoever.
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  How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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by 8 Jan 2004-10 Dec 2009 on December 2nd, 2006
Some believe that Lucifer was created solely so the he WOULD rebel and thus give God someone to either point at and say, "He is bad, I am good." or as an example of what He would do to any who opposed His will. Therefore, Lucifer rebelled as part of God's Plan.
Whether that is the actual reason, I don't know. I wasn't there.
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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- This isn't the case. I guarantee it. Satan is free from all of that stuff, and his purposes are far superior than the other creator Elohim. Him and the Demons have been given a terrible reputation in an attempt to keep man afraid and away from gaining true knowledge.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 30th, 2008
- I typed the last comment to jerv, not noticing your comment already here until now. What saddens me the most is how you said, "The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth". That is some of the worst blasphemy I have ever heard in my life. This Earth is sacred, and each and everyone of us need to learn how to live in harmony with it. It pisses me off when christian people litter their trash on the ground and make up excuses about how God forgives them because the earth will be destroyed and crap like that. Those who treat this Earth, plant and animal life like garbage, deserve to have their lives taken from them.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 30th, 2008
- The Truth?
  
  This earth is not sacred there are Billions..............................................................................................................................................................................................Of earths out there but none with life?
  
  Explain?
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- Before humans the earth just was......................
  
  There was no right or wrong, good or bad.
  
  The Human Element so to speak is the disease (http://www.dictionary.com, Look it up DISEASE) not the cure.
  
  Sorry to break the bad news too you.
  
  But not to worry because UAV's + Bio Weapons = Destruction of the circle.
  
  You can not stop it either.
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- The Earth Is A Filter.
  
  I Say Fuck The Filter.
  
  If Everyone Cant Go To Heavn, Then I Say We All Go To Hell!
  
  Then Maybe God Will Free Us From Our Prison.
  
  What I Find Crazy Is The Human Body Is A Cage. But Yet We Build Cages Inside Of Cages.
  
  I Say Destroy The Cage.
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- If everyone that was forced into a cage would sacrafice them self.
  
  The Most Sacred Sacrifice (SELF).
  
  Then the people who place us in cages would have to find a better way to deal with people who reject the system than just lock it up and throw away the key.
  
  The true test is what happens to humans when we are captured.
  
  Most submit and pray.
  
  I say everyone stand up that is imprisoned and sacrifice them self. This is the only way to break the circle.
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- You believers are the ones who make your bodies like a prison. You are prophets? Can you predict the future? You people trash my home while looking forward to your heavenly home. You believe that God created the Earth, and you think He wants you in His home after seeing you trash this home you have now? God doesn't exist, I am just trying to relate to you. I don't see any logic in your kind. Your prison is your own mind. Your beliefs will die in time. The religions of today are the laughs of tomorrow. Those who disrespect the Earth will not live on.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 31st, 2008
- Did you not read anything I have written?
  
  Soon all life will be dead.
  
  Its already in the making.
  
  As I type there are UAV's (Unmanned aerial vehicle) Being Injected With Biological Weapons.
  
  Soon millions of the Micro UAVs will be released into the atmosphere. Like Locus and cover the sky, there will be no way to stop it no life will survive.
  
  There will be no one left to laugh.
  
  Sorry to break it to you this way.
  
  Everyone is worried about Huge Missles, Its easy to take out a missle with a missle, impossible to take out a fly with a missle
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- Why do you believe this? Who do you believe is planning this? What good does it do anyone? Why would anyone want to do such a thing?
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 31st, 2008
- Good Question
  
  Why did man create UAV?
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- What came first the Human or the Machine?
  
  Logic would tell us man created machine because we dont remember where we came from.
  
  But the truth is Humans are the evolution of machines.
  
  Its called evolution
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- Why would anyone do such a thing?
  
  I dont know why did we rape eachother, why do we still rape the earth.
  
  Why is everyone out to fuck eachother but not get fucked?
  
  The truth is we are coming to close to infecting more than just our selfs that is why it must end.
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- Dude, I think you've watched the Matrix one too many times.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 31st, 2008
- Do you believe that machines are doing this without the help of man? Where did these machines come from? Why should animal life die too? Where do you get your information? It's true that humans are destroying the Earth, but not everyone is careless.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 31st, 2008
- Before I can answer that question you must first answer me one question.
  Do you really believe that this is the first planet humans have colonized?
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- Sounds to me like you are a terrorist!
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 31st, 2008
- No I'm the variable to an unsolvable equation.
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- There are better ways of making change. Natural disasters happen. Remember that the dinosaurs went extinct. Why don't you wait for nature to run its course. Things will take care of themselves. People will change, or people will die naturally. The Earth will only put up with so much stress.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 31st, 2008
- Do you know what purgatory is?
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- Why do you think nothing man has built last. Why no matter how hard we try we fail?
  
  What is a hurrican?
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- AKA, a terrorist.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 31st, 2008
- Purgatory is a myth of the catholic faith.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 31st, 2008
- Knock Knock.....
  
  Mr. JDMacaB
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- Wake Up
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- Purgatory Has You............
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- What kinds of drugs are you into?
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 31st, 2008
- http://www.dictionary.com
  
  Search for Purgatory
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- Lol dude. Happy Halloween!
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 31st, 2008
- Purgatory
  
  Pur"ga*to*ry\, n. [Cf. F. purgatoire.] A state or place of purification after death; according to the Roman Catholic creed, a place, or a state believed to exist after death, in which the souls of persons are purified by expiating such offenses committed in this life as do not merit eternal damnation, or in which they fully satisfy the justice of God for sins that have been forgiven. After this purgation from the impurities of sin, the souls are believed to be received into heaven.
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- I have tried the Red Pill
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- The red pill being anything that alters ones perception
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- It was forced on me at a young age. I did not want to take it
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- The true question is if this is purgatory and your aware of this how does that effect you.
  
  And what does it mean if there is reincarnation?
  
  This is why the circle must be broken
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- You are a real trip dude. I like it. Here is the thing, I have never committed a sin in my life, and guess what... I am still alive! Hahaha. You believe in the God of the bible. Lol. Those who wrote it were channelling from enemy aliens! You... please tell me how you were forced the red pill at a young age.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 31st, 2008
- I think I understand your concept. I am familiar with it, but I think you are crazy. Where did you get your information? What red pill did you take? I've taken far larger amounts of perception altering things in the past, and never have I thought about stuff like this.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 31st, 2008
- Because there is a sickness and its spreading.
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- For your sake and the sake of billions I hope you are right.
  
  But I was taught to think this way.
  
  I am what the world made me to be.
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- The scarist part is im not alone there are millions who have been taught to think like this. These are the people assymbling the Micro UAVs
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- Time is running out, I needed to get this message out somehow.
  
  I have never openly talked about these issues before today.
  
  You should feel lucky enough to know the truth before its too late.
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- I could take it a step further and release a few Blueprints to the Micro UAVs but then I feel our chat would be cut short.
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- Would you like to know what your IP Address is?
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- Who taught you to think this way? Why do you feel the need to get this information out? I guarantee you that if something like this actually happened, people would survive. What kind of disease do you plan to spread?
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 31st, 2008
- 1. US Military
  2. Time is running out
  3. Longitude Latitude (No One Will Survive)
  4. Ebolapox - A genetic combination of Ebola and smallpox, said to have been developed by Russian biological weapons experts. Parts of the Ebola virus were grafted into a smallpox virus
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- Life Is The Illusion!
  
  Death Is Your Reality!
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- Mans Downfall was to create Longitude Latitude.
  
  Question have you ever noticed that Angelina Jolie
  has a Longitude Latitude tattooed on her arm?
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- I'm alive right now. Life and death is everyone's reality. You are living the illusion.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 31st, 2008
- What the hell are you talking about?
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 31st, 2008
- You can also enter the lat/long information from Angelina Jolie's tattoo and find out that her babies were born in Cambodia (N11 33' 0" E104 51' 00"), Addis Abeba, Ethiopia (N09 02' 00" E038 45' 00"), Swakopmund, Namibia (S22 40' 26" E014 31' 40") and Vietnam (N10 40' 00" E106 41' 40"). Quite a global bunch of kids she's adopted, eh? According to what I've dug up, they're Maddox, Zahara, Shiloh, and Pax Thien, in order.
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- I dont think you understand
  
  Do you understand what a Macro Is?
  
  Do you understand what Longitude Latitude is?
  
  Do you understand what a Micro UAV is?
  
  Do you understand what Biological Weapons are?
  
  Then you would not even try to debate what I am telling you and try to figure out how to build massive EMP Towers while you still can
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- http://www.projectentropia.com
  
  http://www.entropiauniverse.com/index.var (Create an account while you still can)
  
  You wanted to know who my teacher is.
  
  Here is the source you seek
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- Oh I see. You are talking about what goes on in your virtual reality. Why didn't you just say that from the start of this conversation?
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 31st, 2008
- Why did you feel the need to go on and on with this, without revealing the fact that you were talking about a virtual realty until your last comment? Was it entertaining or what? Next time just be like, "hey man, come join my virtual reality. It's freaking tight. This is what we are doing."
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 31st, 2008
- Because I knew if I did not give you some way to rationalize the truth you would go insane.
  
  The truth is Project Entropia has nothing to do with my posts.
  
  So far only one person has actually given any type of educated answer.
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- What is your main concern would you like a specific date the Micro UAVs will hit the atmosphere?
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- What is an EMP tower?
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 31st, 2008
- electromagnetic radiation from an explosion (especially a nuclear explosion) or an intensely fluctuating magnetic field caused by Compton-recoil electrons and photoelectrons from photons scattered in the materials of the electronic or explosive device or in a surrounding medium. The resulting electric and magnetic fields may couple with electrical/electronic systems to produce damaging current and voltage surges. See Electromagnetic bomb for details on the damages resulting to electronic devices. The effects are usually not noticeable beyond the blast radius unless the device is nuclear or specifically designed to produce an electromagnetic shockwave.
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- EMP Towers do not exist yet.
  
  But there going to have to be inveted and installed about every 1/2 mile inorder to stop a massive Micro UAV Attack.
  
  Down side. No electronics can function within the emp feilds.
  
  Think Terminator Judgement Day
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- So tell me some more about the red pill.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 31st, 2008
- What you must realize is there is no pill.
  
  Only a state of mind
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- I can tell you however to look to the east on September 11, 2010.
  
  Los Angeles
  will be a little brighter
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- CMD (Command)
  
  IPCONFIG/ALL
  
  Tracert (Trace Route)
  
  66.55.160.0 - 66.55.191.255, iskimaro.com Los Angeles CA
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- Yeah I heard Los Angeles, city of the Angeles is installing more lights at Dodger Stadium. I really don't think it will take as long as all that Anony. but maybe they've hired you to do the job.
  
  How many Anony.s does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  
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  by I am the God of Hellfire on November 3rd, 2008
- Here is an idea I am entertaining:
  Gods original plan was to create Heaven and all the spiritual beings in it. These beings were created by God and had free will. God was their ruler, but He didnt have the power over them He has on us. He knows our thoughts, but not the thoughts of spiritual beings. This allowed Satan to attempt a rebellion without God knowing, or He would have stopped it immediately. As it is, Satan and 1/3 of the angels had time to organize and openly rebel. They were defeated by the faithful angels. Now, this left a problem. There were other spiritual beings (our already created souls) that hadnt chosen a side.
  God banished the known rebels to Hell. He created Earth as a testing ground for all the "unknowns" to see which way we lean in our faith. Satan tries to get us on his side, and God tries to keep us on his. Its up to us, we are judged when we die. Time will end when all the souls have been tested.
  
  This earth, and humans, were not part of God's original plan
  
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by ylikone on September 23rd, 2006
Because the angels (Lucifer being angel #1) were created for servitude. The angels (slaves really) rebelled. God made the rebelling angels look really bad because of this. They are now demonized (literally). Lucifer and his crew got a bad rap. I really don't blame him for his rebellion... many of us would do the same.
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- Isn't Moses a christian hero because he opposed Slavery? So if the Pharoah of Egypt was a bad guy, doesn't that make God a hypocrite at the very least and antagonistic as well?
  
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  by Heartfang on October 31st, 2006
- Makes sense to me...Satan was created to be a slave and rebelled. Hell, so would I.
  
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  by AntigoneRising on December 1st, 2006
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  by AntigoneRising on January 18th, 2007
- According to the book of Enoch, Demons are spirits of those abominations created upon the earth by the Nephilim. What's created on earth must stay on earth & what's created in heaven may return to heaven. Demons are the spirits of those born from the mix of the Nephilim and the daughters of Adam. They were fierce killers & sometimes cannibals. They were also in pursuit of Enoch.. which is why God took him.
  
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  by Leviz007 on April 17th, 2007
- Yeah, and that makes about as much literal sense as tales of Hercules.
  
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  by AntigoneRising on July 23rd, 2007
- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- Satan was an Angel, not a man, and thus was created without any free will whatsoever.
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  How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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by Daniel Ivey on May 3rd, 2006
Pride.
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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  
  Its a circle.
  
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  
  This saddens me the worst.
  
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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- How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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by bagicide stayed 10 months too long on September 12th, 2008
Because he wanted to be God, he wanted the power, the glory and the benefits of being God. However, he didn't understand the justice, mercy and love of God.
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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- Satan was an Angel, not a man, and thus was created without any free will whatsoever.
  .
  How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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  by eternal0void on November 3rd, 2008
- So I take it you are both supporters of Satan and thus the downrating?
  
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  by bagicide stayed 10 months too long on November 3rd, 2008
- No, I'm an atheist (i.e., neither one exists) who doesn't like it when people claim Angels have no free will and then claim that an Angel is capable of free will.
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  Until people deal with the dichotomies in their dogma, they will remain dumb.
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  The correct answer in all instances, taking into account Christian dogma, is "because God created an Angel, Satan, whose sole God-ordained purpose was to play the role of an Angel rebelling against God."
  
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by Highlander is semi-retired from AB on November 11th, 2007
Satan refused to worship God.
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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- Good for him, so do I. ;-)
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 30th, 2008
- God is a state of mind.
  
  Any person that evolves enough to attain spiritual enlightenment and has the knowledge to create can call them self a god.
  
  But the truth is the power is in the people.
  
  We are all gods in our own way.
  
  Its when Gods Collide. That is when accidents happen.
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- I like your way of thinking.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 31st, 2008
- Satan was an Angel, not a man, and thus was created without any free will whatsoever.
  .
  How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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by hershey_squirter_ on January 30th, 2007
That part was made up....well it was all made up...but THAT part was made up to instill fear, people submit more readily when they are really really scared.
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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  
  Its a circle.
  
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  
  This saddens me the worst.
  
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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- How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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  by eternal0void on November 2nd, 2008
- Wow, another crazy hanging out, copying and pasting the same thing to every answer. Did they recently give internet access to inmates at an asylum?
  
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  by Dedao Capoeira-seed on November 6th, 2008
- Yeeeeeeessssssssssssss, yeeeeeeeeessssssssss, weeble weeble schlup.
  
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by adc103051 on December 21st, 2006
Because God beat him in a Poker game.
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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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by bow2thelord on December 18th, 2006
he is evil and hates the LOrd
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- God doesn't care much for Satan, either, but this only fails to answer the question.
  
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  by Jodie44 on December 19th, 2006
- Yes but it was a honest answer, point given
  
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  by Anonymous on January 25th, 2007
- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- Satan was an Angel, not a man, and thus was created without any free will whatsoever.
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  How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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by rabbyrabbit158 on December 2nd, 2006
prIde, in a nutshell
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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- Satan was an Angel, not a man, and thus was created without any free will whatsoever.
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  How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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by Anonymous AAA on January 25th, 2009
pugwashjw65 : you r right :) & He is doing this through many ways : faking religions , making people worship him or masking himeslf as the right for sexual freedom , etc.... anything to take people from God . It's a war !
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by Don Gorgeous George on October 2nd, 2008
Satan rebelled against "God"/ the Elohim, because after our creation, the Elohim decided to destroy us once they were done with our purposes, and Satan decided it would be better to teach us how to become like Gods, giving us knowledge and teaching us how to advance our souls. The majority of the Elohim (our enemies) decided that Satan and his followers (the Demons) would be banished from their group for disobeying the orders, so they started their own thing and become our helpers. Satan is one of our original creators and the one who originally decided to step up and love us. He deserves respect and recognition for his love for us, not more blasphemy and lies written by the enemy.
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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- Why do you post this crap on everyone's answer?
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 31st, 2008
- I think the orderlies will come soon and make him go back to his room for evening meds.
  
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  by I am the God of Hellfire on November 3rd, 2008
- Satan was an Angel, not a man, and thus was created without any free will whatsoever.
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  How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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  by eternal0void on November 3rd, 2008
- I don't believe a word I read in the bible to be true even though I find things in it to disprove the existence of God as people know him, not that they really know "him". EternalOvoid, you have brought up a great point, a very important piece of evidence that proves that God is BS. Angels were created without freewill, but for a specific purpose commanded by God. So the rebellion of heaven was really the rebellion of God against himself! Lol. He wanted us the be separated from him in the garden of eden, otherwise the serpent that he created wouldn't have been clever enough to trick adam and eve. Or adam and eve would have been created smarter and stronger than the serpent. So why do people live lives feeling guilty when it was God who set up this plan? The whole bible is fraudulent and so are many of the characters in it including Jesus. Although there were many people named Jesus back then, this name was chosen to be the name of the fictitious messiah. Like I said much earlier, some beings have been around for much longer and are not fictitious, such as Satan and the Original Gods. The bible was inspired by enemy aliens( I know that might sound crazy, but it is the truth). The whole bigger purpose of the bible and some religions of today is to be able to channel as much life force from as many humans as possible to certain aliens who are psychic and fuel off of that force. People have no clue and are not advancing their souls at all. They are in fact slaves and will have nothing at the end of their lives. Jesus is an illusion. Knowledge is the key to advancing the soul. Check out this website, joyofsatan.org
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on November 3rd, 2008
- Considering that we are told that the "omnipotent" Christian God had to sacrifice himself to himself in order to change a rule he made himself, its not entirely surprising that this concept grew out of an Old Testament where human beings became who they are today because of God rebelling against himself.
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  It really puts into perspective the fact that in the Old Testament, the Hebrew/Christian God is frequently referred to in the *plural*, as "Gods".
  
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  by eternal0void on November 3rd, 2008
- An interesting point that you brought up about the Hebrew/Christian God being referred to in the plural. This is no mistake. The Elohim/ "Gods" were actually real, but they were not the God that so many people believe exists and created everything. They were in fact extraterrestrials.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on November 14th, 2008
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by Just Me on September 13th, 2008
He wanted full control. He never got it.
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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- Satan was an Angel, not a man, and thus was created without any free will whatsoever.
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  How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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by Jack Wallace on May 20th, 2008
The Bible never says expressly. But judging by what the Bible implies, I'd say it was because he was obsessed with "Justice" to the exclusion of Grace and Mercy: Pride is incompatible with Love.
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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- Satan was an Angel, not a man, and thus was created without any free will whatsoever.
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  How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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by pr0meth3u5 on December 12th, 2007
PMS-pre-messiah syndrome
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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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by Anonymous on December 12th, 2007
BECAUSE OF FREE WILL
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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- Satan was an Angel, not a man, and thus was created without any free will whatsoever.
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  How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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by Melissa 'Mel' Bucholz on November 12th, 2007
Satan thought he was better than God and wanted to take over.
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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- Satan was an Angel, not a man, and thus was created without any free will whatsoever.
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  How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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by Yahoo Answers Is A Fraud on November 11th, 2007
Because God refused to allow Satan (then named Lucifer) to become the top man of the kingdom.
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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- Satan was an Angel, not a man, and thus was created without any free will whatsoever.
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  How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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by calova on November 11th, 2007
Satan thought he was superior to god, that he was better and more powerful, therefore resulting in his banishment from heaven.
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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- Satan was an Angel, not a man, and thus was created without any free will whatsoever.
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  How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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by sunshine on October 6th, 2007
Because he was jealous of God and the power that He has and he wanted to be the one in control.
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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- Satan was an Angel, not a man, and thus was created without any free will whatsoever.
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  How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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  by eternal0void on November 3rd, 2008
- as if God didn't know! He's GOD for goodness' sake. He knows all things and all things work together for his perfect will.
  
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  by sunshine on November 3rd, 2008
- Well duh. A consistent interpretation of Christian Dogma is that God created Satan as a puppet who created all evil, so that God wouldn't have to get his hands dirty making evil himself.
  
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  by eternal0void on November 3rd, 2008
- Proverbs Chapter 16 does pretty well of explaining how God will use a wicked heart to show others truth.
  
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  by Dedao Capoeira-seed on November 6th, 2008
- The Bible is full of examples of God interfering with free will to "prove a point" or to hurt a lot of people for the sole purpose of getting people to massage God's fragile ego.
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  However, and I think you need to realize this, Proverbs 16 is talking about human beings, not Angels. Angels were created without free will. Human beings were allegedly created with the "free will" of which God so regularly deprives them, and of which he crows about depriving them, while simultaneously insisting that he never deprives anyone of free will.
  
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by Kevisaurus is a Carnotaurus today on October 1st, 2007
Because he wanted to be in a higher position of power.
That sly devil.
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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- Satan was an Angel, not a man, and thus was created without any free will whatsoever.
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  How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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by Love on May 7th, 2007
Satan rebeled against God because he was jelous of God and wanted people to serve him so he challenged Gods right to rule as we can see he told the first woman Eve is it so that God told u not to eat from the tree in the middle of the Garden? and What did Eve say yes he told us u must not eat from it u must not touch it from in the day u eat from it u will die and satan said god knows that in the very day u eat from it u will not die u will become like him knowing good and bad know she ate the fruit and what happened she died
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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- Love, in the BuyBull she did not die, she was cast out of Hotel Eden. died later sure...
  
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  by I am the God of Hellfire on November 3rd, 2008
- Satan was an Angel, not a man, and thus was created without any free will whatsoever.
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  How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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by Kevin74 on January 25th, 2007
Satan is an accuser. Satan and those who seek him or are content with him would unjustly accuse the truth in attempts to justify themselves... but how can you justify corruption? My people's corruption did not come from Yahweh but from Satan's lies. What lies can be told other than the lies Satan gives us? Do you not have a soul? Are you a lie? We are created by the spoken word of truth by God as documented in Genesis 27 of the Bible... a lie cannot create because it does not exist. What lies could you attribute to Yahweh? He said let there be light as documented in Genesis 3 of the Bible and the light has been there to this day... Do you believe that there is no light? What lies could you attribute to Yahweh?
God is not a liar or an accuser least any man should believe other wise without believing his own life is a lie and there for be lost in the hands of the deceiver.
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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- Satan was an Angel, not a man, and thus was created without any free will whatsoever.
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  How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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by nevets - badgicide on December 21st, 2006
According to Judaism, he doesn't - nor does he want to.
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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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by Knopper67 on December 18th, 2006
Because he's a goof.
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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
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  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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by Slipshod Wombat and Co. on December 9th, 2006
he musta been dumb
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- kinda what i said. lol.
  
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  by Knopper67 on December 18th, 2006
- What leads you to conclude that he was dumb?
  
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  by AntigoneRising on December 20th, 2006
- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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by rabbyrabbit158 on December 2nd, 2006
well, i'd say that satan, back when he was an angel wanted to be like God, he wanted to be up there in the Trinity, of course God said no and he was kicked out of heaven
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- Yeah, Yahweh/Jehovah has an ego problem. He has to be worshipped and served, and cannot treat others as His equals.
  
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  by AntigoneRising on December 20th, 2006
- God has no equals. He's the Creator of all that is. Without Him there's nothing.
  Rev 9 & 12.
  He hasn't been kicked out yet.
  
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  by Leviz007 on April 17th, 2007
- Yeah, really? That's why there are plural creators in Genesis?
  
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  by AntigoneRising on July 23rd, 2007
- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- AntigoneRising, I can tell that you are on to the truth. :-)
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 30th, 2008
- Satan was an Angel, not a man, and thus was created without any free will whatsoever.
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  How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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by jacklynn on December 1st, 2006
The lust for absolute power. Come to think of it, that sounds an awful lot like our country's leaders, corporate heads, and so on and on.
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- It also sounds a lot like Jehovah/Yahweh. I don't see any place where it says Yahweh is willing to share power, or have a relationship on equal footing. Instead, He must be obeyed, served, and worshipped.
  
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  by AntigoneRising on December 26th, 2006
- That sounds pretty much right to me, AntigoneRising. To bad. In all cases whether it's Christian, Yahweh, Jehoviah or otherwise, God has absolute power over all. Perhaps, all who didn't take that into account while here on Earth will rue the day when they come before the real God, the Almighty for their day of reconning. It'll be too late then folks!!!!!!
  
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  by jacklynn on December 27th, 2006
- Yeah, then all nonbelievers will be punished for daring to actually exercise free will.
  
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  by AntigoneRising on December 27th, 2006
- I suppose a time will come when we'll know that for sure, huh AntigoneRising. As for me, even though I deplore organized religions, I choose to have faith. I look at it this way; I'd rather believe and find that it didn't really matter than to be a non-believer and find out later that it really meant the difference of getting into heaven rather than not. What do you think?
  
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  by jacklynn on December 27th, 2006
- I have faith, just not in Christian dogma or doctrine, not in Yahweh, and certainly not in a reward/punishment, good/evil dualistic philosophy.
  
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  by AntigoneRising on December 27th, 2006
- Fair enough---
  
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  by jacklynn on December 28th, 2006
- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- Satan was an Angel, not a man, and thus was created without any free will whatsoever.
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  How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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by kathy513 on April 21st, 2006
Satan (previously the most beautiful angel named Luther) was jealous of God's preference for his new creation man.
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- I'm pretty certain that man wasn't even a thought when Lucifer was cast from Heaven.
  
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  by jacklynn on December 3rd, 2006
- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- Wherefore is J.W. now.??? sigh it was amusing while it lasted.
  
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  by I am the God of Hellfire on November 3rd, 2008
- Satan was an Angel, not a man, and thus was created without any free will whatsoever.
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  How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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by evandad on October 4th, 2009
He didn't tell me
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by Killer X747 on November 19th, 2008
Because he wanted to be have all the power that God has.
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by exgirlfriend on November 19th, 2008
He wanted all the power for himself!
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by Suomynona on November 10th, 2008
He probably went out of his mind going to church every day.
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by coffeemaniac can cry on November 10th, 2008
Pious, teen angst???
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- Wheee! Points!
  
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  by I am the God of Hellfire on November 10th, 2008
- LOL! Thanks :)
  
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  by coffeemaniac can cry on November 10th, 2008
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by CaRbOnPrOdUcK is Baccuss on October 30th, 2008
Because he was looking at him backwards and thought he was being called a DOG.
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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- I gave you some points cause that was pretty funny.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 30th, 2008
- Tanks. Who are you? Not that I'm nosy, but...hold on..I think I hear something on my porch....>cough<.......(six hours later)....nope, just a stranger peeking in the window again. I hate when that happens don't you. Especially when your by yourself,. At least your here. Tanks, and for the points too ;]
  
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by 23Skidoo on September 10th, 2008
He wanted information, knowledge. And just as he punished Adam and Eve for the same thing, God punished him for it.
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- Any man who sleeps with a woman failed the test.
  We where never supposed to evolve passed the garden of Eden.
  The apple was not a fruit of a tree but the test.
  The apple represents a womans Virginia.
  God tested man, with woman.
  The devil wanted to destroy the woman.
  That is why he was cast out.
  (He knew man would fail the test and that purgatory would be created.)
  Jesus tried to free the world but was sent too soon.
  The only way for the world to be at peace is too free all the lost souls.
  So long as earth exists there will be suffering.
  The only way to set things right is to destroy the earth. And pass the test.
  So that all souls can be at peace.
  (There is a reason the earth is round and not flat, and why there is only one planet. And why we are alone.)
  Its a circle.
  The only way to pass the test is to break the circle.
  What I find ironic is that people praise the one who tested them and curse the one who tried to free them.
  People pray to Satan thinking its god and curse god thinking its Satan.
  This saddens me the worst.
  Sincerely
  Joshua A.D. Whittington
  
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  by Anonymous on October 30th, 2008
- Women have Virginias?
  
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  You want to destroy the world - to pass a test?
  
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  What religion are you part of?
  
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  by 23Skidoo on October 31st, 2008
- Im impressed someone actually paid attention to detail.
  
  To bad you where not there in the beginning.
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- Yeah seriously. It would have saved me a whole lot of typing.
  
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  by Don Gorgeous George on October 31st, 2008
- http://performancing.com/dealing-with-stupid-people-online-what-are-your-strategies-ignore-engage-insult
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- So Anon - Am I a stupid person as described in the article?
  
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  by 23Skidoo on October 31st, 2008
- To be honest I have not spoken with you enough to past judgment.
  
  But there is no such thing as stupid people, only people that lack knowledge.
  
  Ignorance Is Bliss.
  
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  by Anonymous on October 31st, 2008
- I'm asking in reference to the article you linked. What was the relevance of that?
  
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  by 23Skidoo on November 1st, 2008
- Satan was an Angel, not a man, and thus was created without any free will whatsoever.
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  How did a being created without any free will whatsoever "rebel" against God without God's full knowledge and consent?
  
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  by eternal0void on November 3rd, 2008
- That's an excellent point
  
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  by 23Skidoo on November 3rd, 2008
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