Should i shave my balls?

by Capt. Jack Sparrow GALCIY on January 13th, 2008

Mirror, mirror on the wall,
Should I really shave my balls?
If I don't, she'll surely bitch,
Does she care how much I'll itch?

Take the razor and lather up,
(Gawd that bitch is so corrupt)
Don't she care that I could slip?
Shave my balls - and cut off my dick?

Easy now - hands don't shake,
She'll call me "Stumpy" with one mistake.
Pubes in her teeth she really can't bear,
If I want some head - get ridda the hair.

So I shave my balls all nice and slick,
Did it up nice - without one nick!
"Feel 'em baby - they're so smooth!"
"Take off your clothes - get in the groove!"

She looks at me from our little bed,
"I'm sleepy, Baby - ain't givin' no head!"
She rolls on over - and gives me her back,
I'm so pissed off - I'm about to crack!

Next day it's breakfast in the sheets,
I spoon her bites which she gladly eats.
And I must confess I think it's fair,
That her omelet was made with pubic hair!

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by zwatcher on September 1st, 2008

three words, dude.
Stubble "razor burn"

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by dude man on September 26th, 2009

i think every man should shave them balls at least once in their life

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by secondratebitch on August 31st, 2008

Yes.

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by Sketchy Mess Jeoffory on December 20th, 2007

If you want someone to go down on you and you have hairy balls then I would suggest you do it. It's much more aesthetically pleasing than a sack full fuzz.