What would happen if Santa, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy met?
by 
TheAnswerer
ANSWERS: 13
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They would have Supper with Jesus.
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I'm pretty sure they'd just throw down. They'd have to know who was best.
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It wouldnt be Very pretty :)
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Your parents would have to refinance their house to afford it.
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santa gets real teeth,easter bunny is no longer gaptoothed and the tooth fairy takes off with all the goodies.
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Tooth fairy & Easter Bunny would try to take eachother down, tooth fairy stabs easter bunny with a tooth, Santa sits on tooth fairy, and that's the end of that chapter.
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They would look around for the Smart Blonde to finish off the joke.
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Obviously you haven't seen The Santa Claus 3: The Escape Clause...hahaha
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Santa and the Easter Bunny would eat all the Christmas chocolates and the tooth fairy would collect all their teeth that fall out afterwards. She would then give them to the sock fairy in exchange for all her odd socks that went missing throughout the year :)
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They already know each other, are great friends and usually hang out on the weekends at a pub. The location of this pub is still a mystery, but some say it's located in the Bermuda Triangle.
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it would cause a rip in the space/time continuum and the universe would implode.
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Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny would get along just fine. Besides being old college buddies, the Easter Bunny fills in for Santa between Christmas and Easter and keeps up on the "Naughty and Nice List" while Santa and Mrs. Claus vacation in the Bahamas. The Tooth Fairy, The Sandman, Jack Frost, The Boogeyman, and The Great Pumpkin aren't so fond of Santa, the Easter Bunny, or even eachother though. They all had a little too much to drink during an "Imaginary Beings of Childhood" convention a few decades ago. Some hurtful things were said and fists were thrown. Wasn't a pretty sight from what I've heard.
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One very magical threeway lol
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