What is the most stupid pick-up line you have heard or said to someone, such as "if you were a bugar I would pick you first!"?
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"Hi, I'm Bob. I just got out of prison." Truth. LOL..I don't think I would be inclined to be "picked up" by someone who just compared me with a Booger.
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"Sooo.... you wanna go half way on a baby, if not partial?" I heard someone say that once and wasn't surprised when she slapped him. "You wanna play Army? I'll lay down and let you blow the hell out of me."
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would you like to play a game of carnival? you sit on my face & i'll guess your weight:) how lame is that? lol funny, but never a good line when trying to charm a lady, i never have done & never shall use pick up lines, i'm a smooth talker anyway, stimulated conversation is all it takes & good looks help too ofcourse. ps i am in no way implying that i'm a chauvinistic pig, i like to talk to get to know a person than just automatically trying to sleep with the female in pursuit, besides, i have a great girlfriend too
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My dick just died, can i bury it in your ass? Peter Evans. I'm 23. I said this and got laid!!
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"you must work at subway, because you just gave me a footlong" <---i actually heard that! obviously didn't work, but it did succeed to make me laugh :}
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