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By acting like a nut.
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Play "Battleship" with them and lie alot.
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Climb a tree and act like a nut.
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You don't. They teach you who is boss. We have had a family of them living at our house. I am now mandated by them to leave peanuts out every morning. If I forget, they actually knock on the back door.
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Ordinarily I would use my 24karat baffler, but it is in the shop. One way to do it (seriously) is to go squirrel fishing. Tie a peanut to y0our fishing line and cast it out in the yard... the squirrels will tug and tug on it, you just reel 'em in. Good times!
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By getting ones of these and using it :-)
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Feed him fermented pumpkins.
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ignore him, they hate that
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Throw two acorns in two different directions at once.
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