Personally I can't think of any "pick-up" lines that would appeal to me as a woman, or to many women (or men) that I know. The best way to impress someone of the opposite gender (and I am speaking of course from a woman's perspective so this would apply more to women I would think), is to be courteous, genuine and considerate. When I was single there was nothing that turned me off more than a man who was self centred and rude. So instead of "pick-up" lines, just concentrate on improving positive qualities and being confident without being arrogant. If you are a man, you will impress a woman more by being kind to an elderly lady you see on the street than by coming out with anything witty. And as I said, make it genuine. Don't do it to impress someone, do it because you mean it.

I agree with Mary's answer 100%. Being genuine and yourself is better than any pick up line. I am female, so this is from the female perspective. My all time favorite for a guy asking me out was the following: I worked in an office that was a diverse mix of government civilians, contractors, and military personnel. I am an aviation enthusiast and had a collection of planes in my office. This one poor Air Force officer was new to the area and painfuly shy, but we had become friendly while discussing our mutual love of planes and he shared that he had his own extensive collection at home. So, he dropped by my office one day looking extremely uncomfortable. He just kind of stood there with his face turning an awful shade of red. Perplexed, I asked him what he wanted and all he could manage to stammer out was "Do you want to see my planes?" He had me. It was so genuine. No lines, no phony attitude, and just sweet. I always teased him about it being the worst pick up line I ever heard. But, it worked! The 3 guys that had approached me before him used "lines" and got turned down. They were just as attractive and personable, but the silly lines just turned me off.

Today on the radio, they suggested saying: "What line haven't you heard tonight?" It kinda has humor, doesn't make you look goofy and might be refreshing for your target to hear.

You can use these two: You say, "Do you rent or do you own?" The girl says, "Rent what?" You say, "Those wings you angel!" -OR- You say, "Did it hurt?" She says, "Huh?" You say, "When you fell from heaven you angel."

Hellooooo Ladies, the Yobmaster is here to woo you with his sure-fire "my place or yours?" inducing banter. Try these: "How about a pizza and a shag? What's wrong, don't you like pizza?" You: "Do you have any Australian in you?" Lovely Lady: "No." You: "Would you like some?" (you can substitute any Nationality you like). "Hey baby, wanna go halves in a bastard?" "Bond. James Bond." And of course, You: "You're father must have been a thief." Lovely Lady: "Why?" You: "Because someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes."

An easier question to answer would be what pick-up lines don't appeal to me. The answer would be every pick-up line that anyone has ever tried on me. And I've had them in four languages. What appeals to me most, as a woman, is a man who has already proven himself to be a good friend. There are plenty of physically attractive and charming men out there, but I won't take seriously anyone who thinks he can get anywhere with a one-liner. This is largely because it's immediately evident that he doesn't take me seriously. And, usually, that he's desperate. Desperate would be the exact opposite of attractive. I can meet a stranger, become engaged in high-quality conversation, and talk four hours. Sometimes a one-liner from a friend you've already gotten to know can be really sweet. My boyfriend did grab me with something adorable about Cinderella and the ball, but we'd been developing a close friendship over the course of several weeks. If he'd said the same thing when we first met I would have had a very different opinion of him. When I hear a pick-up line from someone I hardly even know (or, more often, don't know at all) I keep right on walking. Faster. In the other direction.

Sometimes you don't need pick up lines especially when the other person is already attracted to you.

DO NOT EVER USE A PICKUP LINE ON A WOMAN!!! that is the BEST advice i can give you! they are so cheesy, so fake, and sometimes even sexually invasive that what woman is going to respond to this OR appreciate it? if you want a girl, be a man; approach her and say something like, "hi, im ________ and i noticed you from over there. i think you're really pretty/attractive/beautiful/cute and was wondering if maybe i could call you sometime/ask you out/get your number?" it's appreciated SO MUCH mroe!!!

How about "excuse me, are you that hot chick I saw on girls gone wild last night"?

Being a single mother, if someone used the "bastard" one on me-they would likely be carried out on a stretcher! These are truly offensive and degrading. I would much rather a man just say he wants to have sex than to think I could ever find such lines appealing!

You can't expect to pick someone up with a "line". Try striking up a conversation instead and show you actually have a personality. Start it off by making an innocent comment or question .e.g. "Is it always this busy in here?", "Quiet tonight isn't it?" "Have I seen you here before?", "Where's the nearest chip shop?" , "Those are great trainers." or something that isn't overtly a "pick up" line but leaves you open to starting a conversation. After you've been talking 5 minutes or so, offer to buy the person a drink- after which you've probably comanndeered their attention for another 10 minutes or so at least. Be friendly rather than overtly flirtatious until you've sussed them out so you've still got a get out clause if they're already taken or aren't interested. At least you've made a new friend and they won't go around telling everyone else in the club what a sleaze you are. Good subjects that most people (male or female) will respond to are: Music (what do they like, seen anyone good live lately, what do they think of latest controversial act etc...) This is generally a really good bonding topic. Movies Local area (do they know it well, are they local, family local, how come they live here etc, etc) What they do for a living The advantage of starting a proper reasonably intelligent conversation is that you get to gauge someone's interest in you before you make an idiot of yourself. Pick up lines don't give you that option. Hence, bad idea.

The answer to your question is: ANY PICK-UP LINE IS GOOD. That is, if the person you are approaching wants to be "picked-up". Otherwise, flat on your face is where you will end up with any sort of "line".

Ok, here is something, which was completely unintentional, but worked for me: I was out at a bar and I saw a guy I knew who I hadn't seen in a long time. So with a big smile I said hi and asked him how he was. He just said he was doing good, etcetc. So then the next week I saw him out again and I went up to him with a big smile again and said hi. He looked at me and said "Do I know you? You came up to me last week and started talking to me, but I don't think we know each other" How embarrassing. So I said "Wait... your name's not John?" and we went from there. We hit it off and we've been really close friends ever since. So I guess moral of the story is you could go up to a guy or a girl and pretend you thought they were someone else, and when you "realize" they're not that person, if they are interested in you they will keep the conversation going, and if not you can apologize and walk away.

video of a bunch of pickup lines

might work, might not, but you'll get a laugh out of this one.

"Hey sexy, nice shoes!" - Said to me by some random girls. It did not work! ----- My chat up line is: "Hey baby, I am nevets and I am a professor on AnswerBag!"... LoL Actually I just say hello and see what happens.

Nice pants! They'd look great on the floor next to my bed. ------ Surprisingly, this hasn't worked once.

Who gave you permission to be so damn beautiful?

Get your coat Chica......you are pulled!

Nice shoes... wanna have sex?

Great, I found my library card coz im checking you out

Don't use pickup lines, they are always cheesy and awful, no offense. haha

your clothes would look great on my bedroom floor ;)

are your legs tired.. they should be because you have been running through my mind all day....(never try at home)

Your cuter than a puppy. LOL ;)

I think their called sticks.

+5 That fell on the floor, would you pick it up ?

hi lets fornicate.

Don't know any but sure would like to learn some that worKKK? :)

hey baby, what's your derivative? 'cause i bet i can lie tangent to your curves.

Are you free later, or should I bring cash?

Got any smart ash in you? Want one?

No thanks! Not my thing.

Did you fall from heaven?

I can see you're not the kind of girl to have sex with strangers, so please allow me to introduce myself...

From the great Will Ferrell: You wouldn't know beauty if it were hanging out in the parking lot, waiting to give you hepatitis, which it will be, in about 20 minutes.

'Uhhhhh... huh huh... Hey Baby... huh huh'

I lost my number, can I have yours?

just be yoursef its the best pussy magnet

I wish you were my math homework so you would be hard and I'd be doing you on the table.