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This was mine: Dear all PATH train couples, Before you start saying "Oh you are just bitter", I am telling you I am not. I am happy with my current relationship status. I know it is so fucking great and cute traveling with your significant other to and from work, but the train is NOT a bedroom. While you are rubbing tongues together oblivious to the world, my face is only inches away. My ipod can only mask the slurping noises and giggles you exchange, but closing my eyes doesn't always melt away your smooch fest that is burned into the back of my eyelids... It's too early for that crap... It baffles me how you could be so lovey at 8 in the morning. I can't even muster a smile that early... and statistically most people are not morning people. If you really want me to watch you make out, by all means cook me a nice dinner and get me some wine (I prefer white) and I will come over and watch you go at it for as long as you want.
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No, just an ad trying to find a home for a cat. :)
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