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by 0i81too on December 2nd, 2007
I would make it a threesome, the third being my remington 12 gauge.
by Anonymous on December 2nd, 2007
Well.... I wouldn't risk going to prison over any woman who would betray me like that. When I was younger and much more hot headed I would have probably killed them both on the spot. Now, I would walk away and hire the best divorce attorney I could find and the battle would be on !
by alieninastrangeland on March 6th, 2008
I would take a deep deep deep breath, say oh "excuse me" walk out, close the door
get all the tax returns and bank account and invesment account numbers, and then run, not walk to a really good attorney. (No, wait, probably should create a Kodak moment before closing the door and then run to the attorney).
One thing for sure there would be nothing to discuss. As they say a picture is worth a thousand words.
by Marcie on December 2nd, 2007
I'd be pisssssed. I just washed those sheets.
by Babycakes on December 2nd, 2007
That is what happened to me....I divorced him.
by Shelly on December 2nd, 2007
I would flip out, probably beat the crap out of both of them. And kick him to the curb indefinitely. This happened to me when I was 7 months pregnant so I didn't beat anyone up, but the relationship was definitely over! What would you do?
by - M.C.S. - Dave on December 2nd, 2007
We'll its never happen to me yet. But if I did step into something like this. I would most likely take the tape out of the security cam that showed them doing their thing together. And then take the mail I had just got, with all the high bills from the mailbox. And knock on the bedroom door & tell them that I left those big bills on the table & they had better enjoy what they are doing for a long time. Because those bills are now theirs to pay. And I would move on & enjoy life on my own again.....M.C.S.
by Possum on December 2nd, 2007
Well, it happened to my grandmother-in-law.
She shot at the womman, threw the gun at the man and neither have be sean sence.
by live laugh love on April 9th, 2008
Sadly i have once, and sadly again i lost control and beat the fuck out of him with my shoe. Then i kicked him out and broke up with him. Heres the thing, many ask why didnt i kick her ass too, simply because she had no clue he was with me for one and two even if she did, oh well she wasnt in the relationship with me, he was.
by denise on May 5th, 2008
throw a bucket of cold water over them, if they act likes dogs I will treat them like dogs
by I love my baby on December 2nd, 2007
Many years ago this happened... I jumped into bed and it wasn't to join them! The little witches hair was half pulled out. If it ever happens again I would simply walk out and they would never know I was there. As I found out, that kind is not worth fighting for!
by WaterMaster on June 19th, 2008
My business partner is a 75 year old man with those black sock suspender things and if I found him in my bed with anyone I would probably puke.
by I wanna kno ur name on June 16th, 2008
Someone will need to be carried out of the room and it surely wouldn't be me.
by DjFedda on May 16th, 2008
gut her and strangle him with her lower intestine
by Sweet T on May 6th, 2008
I would probably go into shock.
by fils1girl on December 3rd, 2007
Life in prison.
by lizizhere on December 2nd, 2007
The 'BURNING BED' movie with farah faucet comes to mind.
by Icebox April on December 2nd, 2007
Well, I would start by yelling. What, I do not know. It would probably be followed up by me taking the tramp by the hair, probably giving her a smack or two if i was being reasonable, and throw her out. Preferably naked.
My partner...well, I'd start out with a good sound thrashing. He can explain everything after he's unconscious.
by Jade on December 2nd, 2007
See if my aim is as good as it used to be. No, not a gun...ashtray, glass, book, chair, whatever I could manage to hit both of them with before they got out the door...no time for clothes...RUN!! }:-{
by DreAnna on December 2nd, 2007
I would say..no no no..don't get up..I will see myself out..bye bye..and leave :)LMAO been there done that
by Spunts.answered 67 questions in 1 hour. on December 2nd, 2007
i will most likely have a heart attack.
by wthing8 on June 26th, 2008
Shoot his seeing eye dog
by Shir on May 6th, 2008
I'd leave my partner. Done.
by Andy Is Wicked Married to Penal Colony on May 5th, 2008
Does his car count? I walked away, went home and cried, then divorced him. Yeah, she dumped him when the alimony he had to pay me put a damper on his extravagant spending on her. Boo hoo.
by Occams Electric Razor on April 27th, 2008
well
I can answer this one from experience. after I pulled him out of the bed and noticed he was wearing my robe (yes during sex with my wife he was wearing my robe?!)
I beat him down the stairs and kicked him out the door and then beat his head against the bumper a few times until he ran off half naked down the street. Then I went back upstairs and grabbed a suitcase and put a few of my wifes things in it and handed her that along with the car keys (now minus the house keys) and told her she better go pick the guy up and take him to a hospital.
I filed for divorce a few days later and it was happily ever after from there.
by Anonymous on April 27th, 2008
I think the question is, what WOULDN'T I do. ;-P
by Joyeux on April 16th, 2008
LoL My hose specially my bed ? somebody better call the cops asap because somebody getting hurt.
other than that if I caught my future gf on a bed with another guy, I would just walk out and cut her off completely. Most often other guys would engage in combat with the other male; but I don’t see the point when the girl has accepted to engage in the activity as well
by u.. on March 18th, 2008
I would throw them both out of the house, then throw their clothes out the door after them. Next, I would strip the bed and burn the sheets and any bathroom linens they may have used. Then I would get busy and scour the bathroom with bleach, disinfect the entire house, have a locksmith come change all the locks, and finally I would have the local thrift shop come and pick up all my ex-partner's belongings. If he wants them back he can go buy them back from the thrift store. I would erase the cheater out of my life as much as can be done, never contact him or receive contact from him again and move on with my life as if he never existed in the first place. Cheating is the ultimate "deal-breaker." Nothing spells out "it's over and I totally disrespect you as a partner and a human being" quite like your partner choosing to be with someone else and in your own home/bed ~ ugh!! Good riddance.
by curious on March 18th, 2008
All I will say is the war is on, and may the best woman or loser win.
by anonymous on December 3rd, 2007
I'd close my eyes, turn around, walk away and never go back there again.
by Psycho the kid on December 3rd, 2007
My completely honest answer: I wouldn't touch the girl...but I would beat the SHIT out of whoever she was with...seriously...the guy would have no shit left...because I'd beat it ALL out of him. Then I would spit on the girl...then I would break up with her. Boom. Just like that. I'm not usually so violent...but that situation would bring it out.
Now if I found my girlfriend cheating with another girl...I'd probably just stay and watch.
by Zandalee.Lonely.Lunatic.3yrs-here on December 2nd, 2007
Jump in!
by Indigo- in the library with the revolver on December 2nd, 2007
If I had a partner and we weren't in an open relationship... I guess I'd just sort of stand there for a few seconds, and then leave, slamming the door. Go anywhere but my house, preferably somewhere I can drink myself into a stupor. For a couple of days.
by Sheriff Raff -Answerhag on December 2nd, 2007
Sleep on the futon.
by Hammis on October 16th, 2008
I love using this to this type of question
(Narrator)
Meet Brady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker.
After coming home from a hard day's work,
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
to find his wife in bed with another man.
(Voice of Reason)
Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..
(Devil)
Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin
While you at work she's with some
dude tryin to get off?!
FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH'S HEAD OFF!!!
(Voice of Reason)
Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?
(Devil)
What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!
by JuJubee is wearing a COAT of chocolate on September 21st, 2008
I'd be opening up a can of whoopass! On both of them!
by R U Sirius on August 5th, 2008
Ask the someone else if they want something to eat because if you can have my wife you may as well eat my food too.
by Woodii on August 5th, 2008
The same thing that I did when this happened to me. I left and came back later and packed my stuff and moved on.
by MHfreak1991 on July 11th, 2008
beat the shit out of the guy and tell her its over
by Blue Eyes on July 8th, 2008
A very slow painful death to both and dispose of the bodies. Not the best thing to do but I would certainly feel better.
by Anonymous on July 8th, 2008
I'd walk away. Then call a lot later.
God I don't even want to think about it
by secondratebitch on June 16th, 2008
I would smash his precious bc rich mockingbird and his acoustic guitar; then it would get physical because his guitars mean the world to him, then I would throw his computer at him; and yeah it would just not be pretty. Well that's how it would happen in my head, in reality I would look at them say "Ok I guess that's it then." and leave, and barricade myself in my room with a bucket of icecream and chocolate chip cookies.
by Theby on June 16th, 2008
Throw a bucket of iced water over them.
by tinkerbell on June 12th, 2008
id kick the crap out of her and then him and then walk out with my stuff and his son and everytime id see her shed better walk the opposite way or shell get a repeat kick in teeth xx
by Anonymous on June 12th, 2008
i probley start off crying my eyes out and then it would turn to anger.i would kick him out of the house and tell him to never come back.id change my number so he wouldnt call and probley move to
by Kimberly on May 23rd, 2008
see which one could run the fastest.
by Speedy G and passenger on May 19th, 2008
In a very calm voice I'd tell my husband to grab his drawers and remove his @$$ from my property and that he'll hear from my attorney. Then I would take a cent rub it between my butt cheeks and throw it at the chick I caught him with and say "Thats for you cause thats all you're worth" Gross? Yeah I know but thats how I would handle this unpleasant situation LoL
by Anonymous03 on May 16th, 2008
i would take my camera and take a picture of them. then when they realize i'm there i'd tell both of them to leave. I'd throw all his belongings out the window or i'd burn them or give them to Goodwill or some kind of charity. then drop the pictures off to his family.
by erikko on May 15th, 2008
i'll take their pictures as my evidence and at that moment i'll go to my lawyer to file a lawsuit for both of them having the pictures i took as my evidence
by frequentuser on May 15th, 2008
this is what i have so far - getting extensive psychiatric evaluations and counseling, contemplating suicide all the time, self-mutilating self, lots of alcohol/drugs, crying and praying, and raging. crying...
Hey guys, I had a break-up with my girlfriend and I have been feeling severely depressed for the last couple of weeks. What should I do?
by myumyu on January 14th, 2012
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how do I tell if she is cheating on me? I'm in a different city than her and I know no one there.
by kyzersezso on January 22nd, 2012
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my boyfriend is in the army and this girl kkeps flirting with him and im concerned about things.any advice?
by cobojovein on January 17th, 2012
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Would it be too mean to use a revenge picture of a guy for my own purposes?
by Coral_T on January 30th, 2012
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Will you throw my clothes away if I said I didn't care?
by eaq5003 on January 27th, 2012
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1. a double-barrel, or,
2. Messrs. Smith & Wesson.
by a nony mous on December 24th, 2008