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"Um, excuse me miss, I lost my number...could I have yours?" "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" "Excuse me...I need to pick up my jaw. It dropped when I saw you." These aren't that funny, but they are corny. So I think they're funny.
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Sugar, if I get too much of you, I'll become a diabetic because you are just too sweet.
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are you a vegetarian ...or do you eat meat?
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If you were a booger Id pick you 1st!
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"Baby if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put You and I together"
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Which would you choose, true love or great sex? No matter what she answers, say, "don't you think you can have both?"
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At a resteraunt, I'd like a waitress to go, no dressing
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Would you hold it against me if I tell you, you have a great body?
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If I said you have a great body, would you hold it against me?
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Well if your gay....."Mind if I push in your stool?" Okay I know that's totally gross, but it is still funny as hell!
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Would you like my salted nuts?
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"Hi, I'm straight". Well, it always works in the gay bars!
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Do you know what would look good on you girl? ........ Me!!!
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"You have the most awesome areolas I've ever seen!" "You are your mother's only son and you're a desperate one." "Has anyone ever told you that you have the vagina of a twelve year-old girl?"
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I like you pants, but they would look a lot better on my bedroom floor.
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There was a smell from the heater that just came on...and the girl says "What is that smell" guy responds.."must be our attraction for each other" hahahahahahhaah
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What is your stance on whether or not the ban on nuking the gay whales should be lifted? OR How about we go back to my place and split a bowl of Mueslics?
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*look the object of desire up and down*... "you'll do" works a treat on me ;)
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Is it hot in here or are you so cool that it just feels that way in comparison.
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There are 206 bones in the human body. Want to know how you could make it 207?
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"Hello." That's the only one that isn't trite, corny, overused, or just not at all funny.
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Mind if I talk to you until it's safe down there where I farted?
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Did you just fart, or do I need to take a shower?
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wow where have you been all your life i waited ages for someone like you.
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I always used to think you were crazy, but now i can literaly see your nuts.
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Some of my better ones are: Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you! Ask a woman for the time. "10:30? So today is January 10,1999, at 10:30 PM, thanks I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you." Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged! Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? Ever since I met you, you've lived in my heart without paying any rent. Excuse me miss... Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don't want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you. Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses? Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
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Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date? hahaha. cheesy but it's hilarious hahaha :D
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My favourite is 'can i buy you a drink?' everyone likes a free drink...
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