When Jesus washes your sins away, what brand of detergent does he use?
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angel soft
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Sin-B-Gone
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Probably a stain stick.
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that is NOT a funny question
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Tide WITH Downey! ;o)
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He uses his perfect blood. It seems very strange to mock a person who died for you. Romans 5: 6-11 “For, indeed, Christ, while we were yet weak, died for ungodly men at the appointed time. For hardly will anyone die for a righteous [man]; indeed, for the good [man], perhaps, someone even dares to die. But God recommends his own love to us in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us. Much more, therefore, since we have been declared righteous now by his blood, shall we be saved through him from wrath. For if, when we were enemies, we became reconciled to God through the death of his Son, much more, now that we have become reconciled, we shall be saved by his life. And not only that, but we are also exulting in God through our Lord Jesus Christ, through whom we have now received the reconciliation”.
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Okay, all you people who are DRing because of this are really acting quite silly. First of all, isn't Jesus supposed to be even more calm and cool than even a Gandhi-like dood? I imagine he'd know humor when he saw it and be the kind of person to know it was a harmless comedic gesture. You people get all hot and bothered every time something like this happens when I bet JC would be the first person to smile and tell you to chill out. I'm an Atheist tho so I guess this is pretty trivial coming from me but get a grip.
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